Big pain in the butt!
By: YGOSB Maniac62
Disclaimers: I don't own anything here except the story.
Summary: This mostly about Joey Wheeler who babysits a 4-year old girl who is extremely bossy and irritating because the mom of the girl went abroad and Joey's mom is her friend so the girl's mom decided to leave her with Joey. And to make it worse, the girl is crashing his house! Oh brother, what a big pain in the butt!
Genre: Humor- Rating: PG
Here we go...
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Chapter 1-The meanest kid alive!
"Joey! Come down here at once!!!" called Joey's mom.
"Alright! Be down in a second! And uh, why should I?" he shouted from his room.
"I have some news to tell you!" his mom shouted back.
"OK! Be there in a flash!"
He goes downstairs.
"Okay, Joseph Wheeler. I am going to be out of town with a good friend of mine so it's best if you'll behave well until I come back." She told him.
"Okay, that's easy." He said.
"Op, not so fast. You have to baby sit the daughter of my friend..." His mom explains to him all about the whole ordeal.
"So who is she?" he asked.
"Her name is... Angelica Pickles!" (Remember her? She's in Rugrats! She is such a big pain in the butt!)
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! HER??????? WHY HER???????????" He shouted.
"Don't you start complaining for one second, Joseph Wheeler. She's an only child of the Pickles, and even her father is coming with us, so there is no one to stay with her. Her parents don't want a nanny to take care of her because she put a frog in her nanny's pocket last time, so we decided to make you useful in babysitting Angelica." His mother explained.
"Okay mom, I'll try. Don't tell me she farts all the time."
"JOEY WHEELER! Don't be so rude about other people."
"Okay mom, I understand. I'll try my best. Oh, and mom, before you go, please lock the windows because she might throw poop out of it."
"JOSEPH WHEELER!!! I have had enough of this! She does not do those disgusting stuff! OK? ALL RIGHT? NO QUESTIONS ASKED?"
"Um, yeah. One last question... Does she burp really loud when she drinks one gallon of softdrinks?"
"GRRR!!! JOEY WHEELER! I AM GOING BERSERK!!!" She got her inhaler and breathes in and out. "Once again, Joey Wheeler, no thinking about gross stuff while she is around. When I hear that you've done many bad stuff to her, you are going to be in so much trouble, young man. You are going to be staying in military school for one year. Understood?"
"Yes, ma. I understand. What if we run out of cookies?"
"You can just get from my basket of cookies."
"No, I mean, what if ALL our cookies are gone?"
"You can just buy from the grocery. Here is your monthly allowance, $100. I better run now, I'm going to be late for my plane!"
"OK."
"And Angelica's going to be here later at three o' clock brought by her cousin's mother. Ok? Bye, Joey!"
"Bye, ma."
She left the house.
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LATER AT THREE O' CLOCK...
"Oh, I don't know what will happen if that little punk gets here! She means BIG trouble." Joey said to himself.
The doorbell rings.
"Oh no! That must be her!" Joey started shaking. He walked to the door and opens it. It was Tommy's mother with Angelica.
"Now both of you have fun, ok? Behave, Angelica." Said Tommy's mother as she goes out.
"Okay, Aunt Didi. Me and Mr. Joey are going to have a LOT of fun." She smiles evilly at Joey.
The door slammed shut behind Didi.
'Ulp! Looks like I'm going to be stranded with her for a long, long time. GREAT! JUST GREAT.' He thought to himself.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And looks like it's the end of chapter 1, chaps! In the next chapter, Joey's in real trouble! Let's find out! Read on! I'm sorry if this chappie was corny and if it's really too short. I'll try to make it longer next time. Pls. R & R! I need to know what you think of my fic, if I should continue it or not. Thanks!
By: YGOSB Maniac62
Disclaimers: I don't own anything here except the story.
Summary: This mostly about Joey Wheeler who babysits a 4-year old girl who is extremely bossy and irritating because the mom of the girl went abroad and Joey's mom is her friend so the girl's mom decided to leave her with Joey. And to make it worse, the girl is crashing his house! Oh brother, what a big pain in the butt!
Genre: Humor- Rating: PG
Here we go...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 1-The meanest kid alive!
"Joey! Come down here at once!!!" called Joey's mom.
"Alright! Be down in a second! And uh, why should I?" he shouted from his room.
"I have some news to tell you!" his mom shouted back.
"OK! Be there in a flash!"
He goes downstairs.
"Okay, Joseph Wheeler. I am going to be out of town with a good friend of mine so it's best if you'll behave well until I come back." She told him.
"Okay, that's easy." He said.
"Op, not so fast. You have to baby sit the daughter of my friend..." His mom explains to him all about the whole ordeal.
"So who is she?" he asked.
"Her name is... Angelica Pickles!" (Remember her? She's in Rugrats! She is such a big pain in the butt!)
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! HER??????? WHY HER???????????" He shouted.
"Don't you start complaining for one second, Joseph Wheeler. She's an only child of the Pickles, and even her father is coming with us, so there is no one to stay with her. Her parents don't want a nanny to take care of her because she put a frog in her nanny's pocket last time, so we decided to make you useful in babysitting Angelica." His mother explained.
"Okay mom, I'll try. Don't tell me she farts all the time."
"JOEY WHEELER! Don't be so rude about other people."
"Okay mom, I understand. I'll try my best. Oh, and mom, before you go, please lock the windows because she might throw poop out of it."
"JOSEPH WHEELER!!! I have had enough of this! She does not do those disgusting stuff! OK? ALL RIGHT? NO QUESTIONS ASKED?"
"Um, yeah. One last question... Does she burp really loud when she drinks one gallon of softdrinks?"
"GRRR!!! JOEY WHEELER! I AM GOING BERSERK!!!" She got her inhaler and breathes in and out. "Once again, Joey Wheeler, no thinking about gross stuff while she is around. When I hear that you've done many bad stuff to her, you are going to be in so much trouble, young man. You are going to be staying in military school for one year. Understood?"
"Yes, ma. I understand. What if we run out of cookies?"
"You can just get from my basket of cookies."
"No, I mean, what if ALL our cookies are gone?"
"You can just buy from the grocery. Here is your monthly allowance, $100. I better run now, I'm going to be late for my plane!"
"OK."
"And Angelica's going to be here later at three o' clock brought by her cousin's mother. Ok? Bye, Joey!"
"Bye, ma."
She left the house.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LATER AT THREE O' CLOCK...
"Oh, I don't know what will happen if that little punk gets here! She means BIG trouble." Joey said to himself.
The doorbell rings.
"Oh no! That must be her!" Joey started shaking. He walked to the door and opens it. It was Tommy's mother with Angelica.
"Now both of you have fun, ok? Behave, Angelica." Said Tommy's mother as she goes out.
"Okay, Aunt Didi. Me and Mr. Joey are going to have a LOT of fun." She smiles evilly at Joey.
The door slammed shut behind Didi.
'Ulp! Looks like I'm going to be stranded with her for a long, long time. GREAT! JUST GREAT.' He thought to himself.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And looks like it's the end of chapter 1, chaps! In the next chapter, Joey's in real trouble! Let's find out! Read on! I'm sorry if this chappie was corny and if it's really too short. I'll try to make it longer next time. Pls. R & R! I need to know what you think of my fic, if I should continue it or not. Thanks!
