Rose? -Scorpius
Rose? -Scorpius
Rosie! -Scorpius
Don't call me Rosie. And no, I'm not going to pass notes with you during class. -Rose
But that's what you're going! -Scorpius
I won't be as soon as I finish writing this. -Rose
Rosieeee! -Scorpius
Merlin, don't call me that? -Rose
Rosie, I don't think Merlin can see that note. -Scorpius
Not funny. -Rose
Seeing as you didn't protest, I think I will call you Rosie for the rest of your life. -Scorpius
No, for the rest of your life, because that isn't very long. -Rose
You couldn't kill me. You'd be too sad. -Scorpius
I would be overjoyed. -Rose
No, you'd be so distraught you would kill yourself just to see my wonderful face again. -Scorpius
AVADA KEDAVRA! -Rose
Protego -Scorpius
Too late, you're dead. Now we can live in peace. -Rose
No, you can live in deep depression because my incredibly dashing features shall never again bless you with their divine presence. -Scorpius
Ha, so you admit the Avada Kedavra worked. -Rose
Ha, so you admit I'm incredibly dashing. -Scorpius
No, I admit I would rather see you dead than hanging from the ceiling by your ankles. Although, the view is rather pleasant. -Rose
Pleasant? Do you possibly mean
Don't even finish that, Malfoy! -Rose
Would you kindly lower me before Binns sees? It's rather difficult writing to you while suspended upside down. -Scorpius
It was Albus's Levicorpus, not mine. -Rose
Yes, but he had to ask to use the bathroom so he could explode with laughter. -Scorpius
Why did he Levicorpus you anyways? -Rose
I'll tell you if you lower me. -Scorpius
I'll lower you if you tell me. -Rose
Not telling 'till you lower me. -Scorpius
Not lowering 'till you tell me. -Rose
Why don't you give in already, Rose! I'm not telling! -Scorpius
Nope. You give in. -Rose
No. -Scorpius
I'll tell you, Rose. I told him if he didn't confess-
SHUT UP AL! -Scorpius
Why? -Rose
He dared me to do something. Would you please let me down? -Scorpius
Happy? -Rose
I didn't ask for you to drop me on my head! I'll have a bump for ages! And I didn't ask you to 'accidentally' jinx me first! -Scorpius
You're welcome. -Rose
Would you two please stop flirting and get on with it? -Albus
Shut up Al. -Rose
Wait, how are you writing? You're in the bathroom. -Scorpius
Have you thought of charming the paper so whatever you write appears on the paper? -Albus
Good idea, Al. This is so much easier. -Scorpius
Want me to sneak some butterbeer from the kitchens? We've still got a long time left in History of Magic. -Albus
No way! You aren't allowed to bring food or drinks into classrooms. We'd get detention. -Rose
C'mon, Rosie! -Scorpius
Don't call me Rosie. -Rose
Please? -Albus
Pretty please? -Scorpius
I'll tell you why I Levicorpus'd Scorpius. -Albus
You wouldn't. -Scorpius
Fine. Take the map with you so you don't get caught. -Rose
Look, Rose, whatever he says is a lie. He's going to lie about why he Levicorpus'd me, and you can't believe it. -Scorpius
Clearly it isn't if you're anticipating what it is. -Rose
I Levitated the butterbeers to your desks. Drink up. -Albus
If I do will you tell me? -Rose
He won't. -Scorpius
I drank some. Now will you tell me? I risked getting caught drinking butterbeer to find out. -Rose
First, let me ask you a question. What did you write to Aunt Hermione about? -Albus
Advice about my love life. -Rose
You're love life? -Scorpius
Gosh, why did I write that? -Rose
What about your love life, specifically? -Albus
Scorpius. -Ro-
Scor? -Al
Would you two please stop acting like you've been petrified? -Al
But you petrified Rose. -Scorpius
That was because she was going to run away. She's mortified. -Al
Can she read this paper still? -Scorpius
Yeah. There was something I wanted to ask you. -Al
As long as it isn't...-Scorpius
Are you in love with Rose? -Al
Yes. -Scorpius
For how long? -Al
Since - Oh no. Why am I saying this? -Scorpius
Brace yourself; I'm going to let Rosie go. -Al
AL, YOU IMPERIUSED US! -Rose
Actually, it was veritasarum. -Al
What? -Rose
Al! -Scorpius
Rosie's looking evil. -Al
Scorpius, what was that you said about being in love with me? -Rose
I've been in love with you ever since we were at the first train ride, when you came into my compartment an blinded me with your red hair, and-
"Crucio!" Scorpius shouted, his wand pointed at Rose. Her bouncy curls bobbed the slightest, but she didn't flinch at all.
"You love her too much. It won't work." Albus said.
"And you're lucky Binns didn't hear you, although McGonagall will probably come by pretty soon to see why he lets his students torture each other while he's lecturing," Rose said.
"You're lucky you're not dead." Scorpius glared at her, but Rose could easily see the amusement under it.
"Is there a problem?" Binns looked up from his papers, peering absently at Rose and Scorpius.
"Professor Binns," Rose said in her teacher's pet voice, "Albus spiked a bottle of butterbeer and forced me to drink it, and I'm guessing he stole the veritaserum from the potions room."
Scorpius smirked at Rose. She scowled. "And Professor? Scorpius tried to Crucio me."
Scorpius glowered at her. "Rose, I thought you were in love with me."
"That doesn't mean I don't hate you!"
