Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King, nor do I own any characters listed in the like. Nothing is mine!
Warning: This is a yaoi fan fiction, but in this chapter, there is no sexual content, which would explain my rating
Rating: T (mild language)
Fandom: Usui Horohoro and Tao Ren
The story is going to take a while, so the title may sound strange right now but it will explain itself in the near future. Until then, enjoy.
~Keiko A.
Chapter 1
Arrival
"Remind me, Jun. Why do I have to wear this?" Ren fumed, closing his eyes in complete irritation. They had only been walking for a good ten minutes and the Tao boy had received a few wolf-whistles from members of the opposite sex.
The reason: Jun had dragged and stuffed his skinny white ass into an old fashioned tight, dandelion yellow maid uniform. With bows… not petite little bows but the huge bows that could swallow you and still be hungry. Thank goodness there was only one; it tied and held the rest of the costume together but also fell past his knees. And as if that wasn't enough, his Onii-san forced him to wear the hip ribbon under his short length dress along with that horrible, black, tight, strap and buckled- - I'm not even going to go there… Just calm down Ren, or she could make it ten times worse.
"So, Jun. Why is it so important that you need to strip me of my dignity and humiliate me by making me wear this god-forsaken thing?" Ren asked, politely. "Couldn't you have at least let me bring my kwan do?" Jun pulled Ren by the arm to the entrance of the Funibari Hot Springs. He twitched in anger.
"It's a costume party, dear brother. That and no weapons allowed." Jun said promptly. Jun began to pull her brother by the bow in the back towards the door. Ren's eyes widened in horror and he struggled to get away.
"You. Can not. Be. SERIOUS, JUN!! Heck no am I wearing this in there!!" Ren yelled fiercely, "You're not even wearing a costume!"
Jun tsk-ed at her brother, ignoring the obvious prosecution her brother had made.
"Silly boy, you're ruining your dress." Jun wiped off some of the dust and straightened the dress and its lace out, before opening the door and shoving her little brother inside.
"Ren's here." Jun called out, exiting as quickly as she had come. Ren writhed in anger. Why you!!!! He clenched a gloved fist, trying to calm down as he turned from the door. A blonde-haired boy wearing a red cloak had strutted down the hallway and was now leaning in a door way looking at him. He wore a stupid grin and wolf-whistled.
"Who called the maid services this early?" Yoh laughed, ridiculed by the choice of outfit.
"Shut up, Yoh. Its only six-thirty." Ren sighed. "Lets just get this over with."
"Suit yourself, Miss Tao." He laughed again.
"KII-SAAAMAA!!!! I WILL SERIOUSLY KILL YOU!!!!" Ren chased after Yoh, contemplating ways to dispose of the body during the party.
TBC!
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~Keiko A.
