Hey guys! I'm trying to work on another thing of mine, but I've got major writer's block on that, so I decided to type this up.

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He never understood. She always did this when he mentioned America.

"Americans are rude, and won't hesitate to shoot you" He stared at her for a moment. She laughed when she realized what she had said.

"Well they do it without reason" He cupped her face in his hand and looked into her eyes.

"What happens in America?" She gasped and pulled back.

"No- nothing happens- happened in America"

"If you don't tell me, I'm going there right now" she grabbed his arm

"Can't we just stay here? Please? I have the hand cuffs!" He shook his head

"Alright. I'm going to America right now."

He set the TARDIS console on shuffle with the setting of America. The machine lurched wildly. River turned to him frantically.

"Where is she taking us?"

He popped his head out.

"Utah"