The Reese's Incident
"I'm exhausted," Kid sighed walking into the kitchen as he was also a little hungry. "What shall I snack on today?"
As he gazed into the cupboards he saw a two piece package of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and decided that would be his snack. He reached into the pantry and grabbed the unopened candy, opening it in a very symmetrical way. He took out the peanut butter cups and placed them on the table next to him and started to unwrap the first one. Once the brown wrapper was off he noticed something, something dreadful; some of the chocolate had stayed on the wrapper instead of the candy.
"Nooo!" he exclaimed collapsing to the ground.
A few minutes later, upon hearing his shouting Liz walking into the kitchen, "What's wrong now Kid?"
"I-it, it's asymmetrical! I failed to unwrap the Reese's perfectly! I'm garbage!"
Liz sighed, "Just put it in the freezer next time and the chocolate won't stick."
"Will you do it for me? I'm too depressed."
"Whatever…" and with that Elizabeth Thompson put the other peanut butter cup in the freezer, exactly in the middle so it didn't destroy the symmetry.
~Fifteen Minutes Later~
"Liz, is it safe to eat my Reese's Peanut Butter Cup now?"
"Yeah, probably."
Kid smiled and went back to the kitchen. He opened the freezer and took out the candy. Carefully he took the wrapper off but as he did something happened.
"Why me! I'm garbage I want to die!" he exclaimed coughing up blood.
This time both Liz and Patti walked in to check on their OCD meister, and in the passed out boy's hand was a Reese's with a ripped wrapper. Liz sighed, while Patti giggled, "He's so pathetic."
