A Tale fit For even Deidara
If I owned Naruto, or at least the Akatsuki, I wouldn't need to write this fanfiction due to it being true, Itachi and Squall (Squall is a GIRL!!!) would be lovers, Itachi Wouldn't have died and Kisame would have drowned. But alas, I do NOT own Naruto or anything else involved in this fanfaction at all except my few OCs and small characters that are thrown in to make the story work at all.
P.S. Squall is a GIRL, I know that there's a guy named Squall (Leon) in Final Fantasy XIII and in Kingdom Hearts but I didn't even know that his other name was Squall when naming her, so, LEON IS NOT IN THIS FANFICTON AND DON'T BITCH ABOUT HER NAME!!
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Hello to who ever is reading this, I am Deidara, the dastardly handsome male rouge ninja of the Akatsuki. I know what your thinking "who knew that gay artist was a writer in his spare time" yes folks, I do write a good story when I want to or when I have the craving to write something down, and do I ever have a craving to present to the world a story about a bastard of a Weasel named "Itachi", a girl with a dark secret that could cost her her life, a dare, love at it's fundamentals and me, mostly me.
This tale of romance started almost a year ago. At the time I was lounging on one of the many chairs that littered the small reading room that the base had, having a deep conversation with Kakazu while Itachi, with his normal cold demeanor, read his usual mystery/suspense novels on the other side of the library. While my eyes flickered to the semi older male at the other side of the library, I spat a comment to the money hungry bastard that I was engaged in a conversation with. The topic of discussion was of resent news, Over a week ago, Kakazu and his bath mouthed striper of a partner, Hidan, robbed and murdered a young couple outside Kohona, as let on by the money hungry bastard, the male had front row tickets and backstage passes for the most wanted and loved band in all of the villages, The Bloody Kunai. When I heard of this, for I loved every single song they created and had several posters of them in my room, I all but tortured Kakazu for information on this and how much I needed to part with for the tickets.
"I'll give you 20,000 Yen for the tickets, Un" I pleaded to Kakazu.
He shifted his cold gaze to me and bluntly said "No."
"30,000 Yen, Un"
"No."
Damn that fucking jerk was good.
"100,000 Yen and I'll get Koren to sleep with you!! thats as high as I'll go! UN!!" I all but shouted at the male, causing a book to be thrown at my head by a more then unhappy Uchiha. As I rubbed the sore spot on my head I saw that Kakazu had mischievous smirk on his face as he looked over to Itachi, who was now continuing where he left off on his Novel. Making sure that Itachi, or anyone else for that matter, would not hear what he had to say, he spoke in such a soft voice that I had to strain in to hear what he had to say
"Tell you what, I'm more then willing to give you these tickets I have for free..." I nearly swooned when hearing that, my mind was in the crowd of teenagers at the concert. "But you have to do one thing for them."
"What, just fucking tell me! I'll do anything for those tickets!!" I had almost shouted at the top of my lungs, causing Kaktzu to rub his ears vigorously.
"must you be so fucking loud!" The older male growled at me "as I was saying, to obtain the tickets, you got to get Itachi Uchiha, and yes I said Itachi Uchiha, A girlfriend and they must sleep together at least once. If you do that before the concert, you will get the tickets. Do you understand?"
I nodded my head after ever word in the sentience. "I understand, and I think I know have just the plan"
I quickly stated before leaving the library to grab a hold of a phone before Hidan did. Because if all plans went according to plan, I could be going to the Bloody Kunai's concert before Kisame could say "Mommy?"
Thank you folks for veiwing this fanfiction, please Read and review. And, feel free to make sugestions on where this will go, I have the main plot set out but I can always use minor events to keep the flow going.
