You Know You're At Band Camp When:

PIZZA!

You only speak Chinese

You realize band is a prison

Penguin

You call Harloff "Dad"

You get excited about Crayola color names

You want to kill Briseney

You are excited to go to bed at 10:58

You aren't allowed to be a super spy

And so on…

You laugh about the word "funny"

Harloff says "nice hat" when it's the ugliest hat on the face of the earth

Your eyes get raped

You can't find the napkins

You know you don't have a life

You realize penguins have no knees

Webb-isms make your two days

And so on…

Emily fails

Eddie fails

You all are ARMPIT!

No Jefferey!

BRIGHT! (written in neon)

Your dot coordinate excites you

You're reading Josh Lowe's shirt

You start yelling at the lightning – "If that lightning strikes one more time…"

Ellis' jokes are funny

You have no internet or TV

Someone uses a metronome to tell you to get off the stage

You have nothing to say

Webb gives you the "birds and bees" talk

"Horn plays you" isn't a joke

You're hyper at 11 pm.

You are reading this

Your calves/knees/feet feel like burning rocks

Amen

What is "home?" Who are "my parents?" I have a life outside of band?

The longer it takes, the longer it takes.

"No touchin' it, no lickin' it, no sniffin' it, and no puttin' it in your mouth."

And so on

Neon colors are awesome

All you laugh at is nothing

You smash the doughnuts

You haven't peed in 3 days

You know who "Grandpa" is

It's not "one time, at band camp"

Webb is late for his own talent show

You feel like darting in front of every car that drives by

You take the shortcut through the bathroom

You pray for rain

You describe flutes as "3 oz. of pure, unadulterated clouds"

You make a poster about band camp

…7, 7, 2, 6, 6, 14, 12, 10, 8, 8, 8, 12, 12… means something to you

You don't know squat from a radish

And so on