Kou interview.



Disclaimer: I don't own the bouncer. IF I DID DURAGON WOULD STILL BE ALIVE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! *cough* *ack* sorry….



Maxcell: Hi everyone! I'm maxcell and I'm here today to interview the raging tiger himself Kou leifoh!



Kou: Yo.

Maxcell: So Mr. Leifoh. What do you do for a living?

Kou: What kind of question is that?

Maxcell:………….um…..ok…

(maxcell scratches out that question)

Maxcell: So. Do you have a girlfriend?

Kou: Well….no. It's hard to get one when you're a bouncer/ secret agent that thinks he's a tiger.

Maxcell: Oh…….is it the tattoos?

Kou: That and the bad smell I carry…..

Maxcell: O_O…….um….I see…….So you like your job?

Kou: Fuck no! Leann always gets the credit! Man I tell you If I were to catch her in an alley alone at night I would………..try to rape her!

Maxcell: (trying to change the subject) Um…….ok..uh…..what do you do when you wake up?

Kou: The first thing I do is smoke an once.

Maxcell:………you're a crack head?

Kou: only the best.

Maxcell: uh……ok. So how do spend your nights?

Kou: Well on my off days I go cruising for hookers.

Maxcell: O_O

Kou: What?

Maxcell: *sweat drops* never mind…

Kou: Like I said I can't get a girlfriend. What other options do I have?

Maxcell: Will you shut up for a second?

Kou: Sure. *goes to sleep*



Maxcell: Oh. Now I remember. Kou, do you get along with your comrades?

(maxcell looks up to see that kou is asleep)

Kou: zzzzzzzzzz……zzzzzzzzzzz…….Oh yeah, right there…zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Maxcell: WAKE UP STUPID!!!!!!

Kou: Huh? What?…….Hey! Your not Kaldea!

Maxcell: O_O………um..yeah. So what's your favorite food?

Kou: Bud brownies.

Maxcell: *sigh* I mean normal food.

Kou: Oh……um…….cheese.

Maxcell: Uh……Don't you mean cheese with something else?

Kou: No. just cheese.

Maxcell:………What's your favorite tv show?

Kou: Well……power rangers is nice.

Maxcell: *sweatdrops* Power rangers?

Kou: Yup.

Maxcell: Don't you like anime?

Kou: HELL NO! ANIME SUCKS!

Maxcell: um…..but YOUR anime!

Kou: Yeah I know.

Maxcell: BUT YOU……….ARGH!

Kou: dude, mellow out……

Maxcell: *sigh*: Ok do you get along with your comrades?

Kou: well…….only sion………I get along well with sion……

Maxcell: Don't tell me……..your bisexual.

Kou: Well, yeah!

Maxcell: I would like to end this interview now……

Kou:……..

Maxcell:…..But I can't. So do you enjoy having the same voice and attitude as Spike Spiegel from cowboy bebop. In fact Your just like him. You just look different from him.

Kou: Who's that?

Maxcell: You don't know who that is?

Kou: No…….

Maxcell: …..Are you retorted?

Kou: Not sure…….

(20 minutes of silence)



Maxcell: This sucks………



Kou: not as much as Spike Spiegel…..

Maxcell: I thought you said you didn't know him.

Kou: Know him!? Ha! He's my cousin!

Maxcell: O_O

Kou: And I'm nothing like him!

Maxcell: Actually, you are an exact mental replica of him. You both know kung fu, You both act the same, and you both have bad habits

Kou: So what! The difference is he sucks and I don't!

Spike: (from far off) FUCK OFF KOU!!!!!

Maxcell: This has been a very disturbing interview for me. Physically and emotionally……

(Spike walks up on the set)

Spike: I'm telling grandma! *runs away crying*

Maxcell: *takes an aspirin*

Kou: *walks away*