Ran: Okay... bad news... Numero uno, I am officially BANNED from my laptop. I can only use it on week-ends. DO NOT FRET! I'll get it back when I do SUPER well on my exams!
Ikuto: That's likely.
Ran: ...Anyway. Here's a one-shot to keep y'all busy!
Ikuto: I-
Ran: And so, here it is!
(Note: This one-shot is 'happening' when Ikuto is still a widdle puddy-tat. NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY!)
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"Hey. Hey. Amu." A certain blue haired cat called. "Time for school, kid."
I shot up and glared at him. "I am NOT a kid! I'm eighteen!" I pointed accusingly at him. Ikuto smirked. God that silly...Evil...Hot smirk of his. W-Wait. Hot? No no... Er...
"Yeah, but I'M twenty-three." He reminded me. God he's annoying. But...No. But nothing. I sighed and got up, shooing him out the room as I got dressed. Until it hit me. Today was SATURDAY. I HAVE NO SCHOOL. I'll kill him, I really will.
Anyhoo, I was walking to see Tadase, just to make sure he knew I DIDN'T LIKE HIM, and that he could go on with his pathetic life.
Yeah, I DON'T LIKE HIM.
Well, not anymore at least. So there I was, walking to see Tadase, when I saw him with the school slut. Okay, I DON'T know her name, BUT she has lip-locked with about everyone. They were kissing.
God, what an understatment.
I mean, if they had not been in the middle of the park, they would have been nude by now.
Speaking of nude... Where's Ikuto?
He normally follows me when I go to meet Tadase... Carrying on, so as the broke away for air, Tadase saw me.
Mistake number one comin' up...
I ran away. I mean, It's not like I wanted to watch them make-out. But Tadase, being the biggest GAYLORD in the WORLD, thought I was 'upset' by this and 'missed' him. So he chased after me shouting 'Amu, Amu. It's not what it looks like! I lurve you!'.
Mistake number two...
I didn't stop. I thought he'd get tired soon. Nuh-uh. He kept chasing me 'til I got to my house. I ran inside and slammed the door behind me. I was red, panting and sweat was slowly dripping down my face.
Mistake number three...
I looked OUT the window, when Tadase was looking IN. Seeing his face made me scream first of all, but then her punched through MY WINDOW. Gah!
He's is soooo going to pay for that.
He pulled me out the window and slammed me against the wall. He pressed his lips roughly to mine, and tried to get his tounge in there.
At that moment I realised...
There would be only one person who could kiss me without me calling the police...
Ikuto...
What?
I loved Ikuto...
I mean, seriously? I've NEVER noticed this before...
I love him...
Er... Back to gaylord. One of his hands managed to undo my top. Sadly enough, HE GROPED ME. For frick's sake... DOESN'T HE EVER COME UP FOR BREATH????
Then WHACK! A blue cat
launch himself onto Fruity from my bedroom window. I just slumped
down and hugged my knees. Good for me. Anyway Tadase swiped Ikuto
across the garden, and he slammed into the front door.
"Ikuto!"
I screamed, running up to him and prodding him. "Are you okay?"
My little kitty responded with a grunt. " Yeah, Amu... I'm alright..." He gasped. He looked at his paw and grunted again. "I think I broke it."
But this time... Tadase heard him...
"Amu! You giant WHOREBAG!" Tadase shouted, "HOW could you let that... That CAT live with you?!" He hit me. HARD.
WHAM!
I started to cry... I closed my eyes and breathed deeply. I rubbed my red cheek, which was REALLY hurting me. I heard a slight sigh abd my eyes opened. Ikuto...
Ikuto was... Human?
I gasped and looked at Tadase. HE was on the floor, with a bloody nose and a red face. I ran over to Ikuto and hugged him, crying my heart out. As I looked at him, I noticed he was blushing... Only a TINY bit, but a blush. I cocked my head to the side and he pointed down.
He was naked.
I gasped, and he burst out laughing. He was back. I knew it... Until...
I woke up.
