A.N.: Alright dearest Dolls,

Some announcements at the beginning.

I just want to have some small fun in Potter World too :D okay. I love HP, maybe not as much as Pirates Of The Caribbean, but I love it so I decided, I will give this school year a bit more sexual spice. And some new character, if you are so wiling you imagine Patti LuPone playing it, and I think she would be damn great ;-) we knows :D. We'll be smutty as we can, won't we ? :D :333 Can we ? ;-) Well alright, now enjoy, with love and hugs and kisses you ZiZi xoxo


,,Dear Mister Potter. The Ministry has received intelligence, that at 6:23 this evening, you performed The Patronus Charm in a presence of a Muggle. As a clear violation of Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery, you are hear by expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Hoping you are well, Mafalda Hopkirk…'' letter ended its announcement and fell to the floor.

Well it pleases !

Harry was looking shocked, at his uncle, aunt and cousin.

His uncle Mr. Dursley gritted his teeth in a big spiteful smile ,,Justice !''


A dull hit spread across Harry's room, as his both fists collided with one wall. Due the hit, picture of his parents fell to ground breaking. Boy leaned down, taking it back, and turning to his only company, white owl.

,,Sorry Hedwig…'' he sat down on bed and put the photo on his table, next to his wand.

Lying on bed, putting his glasses beside his wand and listening to silent starting rain, he fell asleep. Dreaming of the very last year in Hogwarts, of Cedric and him. Seeing his death, as he did many times in his sleep, over and over again, and then, those sick blue eyes of the Dark Lord.

His eyes flew open in the middle of the night, he heard some noise from the hall.

Taking his glasses, he slowly sat up as the key in his lock was turning by itself. Harry swiftly reached for his wand, prepared for counterattack. Standing up, when the key slid off the lock and down thumbling to the floor.

Doors wide open with sharp white light.

,,Very clean, these Muggles-''

,,-Tonks, for God's sake !'' Harry recognized this voice, since it was his very well known professor Alastor Moody.

,,Professor Moody ?'' Harry stood amazed. ,,What are you doing here ?''

,,Rescuing you of course !'' man said, a bit chuckling.


,,But letter said, I was expelled from Hogwarts !'' Harry nearly protested, as everybody walked with him out of the house.

,,No you weren't…not yet,'' small woman with soft, short brown hair talked to him for the first time.¨

,,But the letter said-''

,,Dumbledore convinced Minister to wait at least for the Formal Hearing,'' tall black man explained.

,,A Hearing ?'' Harry uttered inquiringly.

,,Don't worry Harry, we'll explain you everything when we get back to headquarters,'' Violet haired girl nodded, but Moody shushed her.

,,Not here, Nymphadora !''

She turned to him, her hair slowly turning red from anger ,,Don't. Call me. Nymphadora !''

Brown haired woman giggled at Tonks's irritation, and Moody's ignore , when he twice hit the ground with his rod.

Everybody get their brooms.

,,Stay in formation everyone ! Don't breaks it if anyone of us is killed !'' Moody ordered, before everybody took off.


All Weasley's children, Hermione and Harry were listening from upstairs the consultation of The Order Of Phoenix.

,,He is not a child anymore, Molly,'' they heard Sirius's voice, through the enchanted ear-aka listening device, and then Molly Weasley arguing back.

,,But he is also not an adult ! He's not James, Sirius !''

,,But neither your son !''

,,Almost !''

,,Let her Sirius, he's maybe your family, but it doesn't mean, you have to lose him,'' strong characteristic voice soothing Black.

,,What a parental attitude, Black !'' they heard all of a sudden, the very well known voice of their unpopular teacher Severus Snape.

,,Maybe he will be criminal just as his God father !''

,,Stop it Severus !'' characteristic voice scolded back. ,,When Sirius was falsely in Azkaban, it doesn't mean right away he's criminal !''

,,Oh for you to not stand up for your pet, right ?'' Severus hissed.

They start all three arguing, and Harry used the chance ,,Snape's member of The Order ?''

,,Get it !'' Ron whispered.

,,But he's not as nice as Weasleys, Tonks , Sirius or Henrietta,'' Hermione giggled.

,,No ! Leave it !'' Fred hissed at Hermione's cat, who pushed down the ear, and slowly ate it.

,,I hate that cat,'' Ron uttered.

,,Bad kitty !'' Hermione scolded a whisper.


,,Where have you been whole summer ?'' Harry asked Sirius when they were for a while together alone, after dinner.

,,Mostly here, by Weasleys…'' his God father smiled, they were looking out of window.

,,Mostly ?''

,,And also I was hiding by Henrietta,'' Black admitted.

,,Henrietta is that short brunette ?'' Harry asked. ,,Member of The Order ?''

,,Yes. For me she's not only one of the members…she's my lover. You know Harry I had only few friends, in Hogwarts, your father, your mother and Hetty were my closes ones.''

,,Your good friend ?''

,,My near family. We grew older, and when Voldemort destroyed her family…I was her only friend…now lover. Those long years in Azkaban, she was grieving. And look at her now, she's happy I'm back, and I never was happier, to have you and her now.''

Harry smiled, looking out of window, chasing the stars.

,,Are you afraid of Hearing ?'' Sirius asked.

,,Maybe…''

,,You are strong, and innocent. They will let you back in Hogwarts. But I have to admit I would be glad, if they haven't…if you stayed here with me. But you are the young blood, and fresh for the fight. I believe, you can take care of yourself-''

,,-Well, then you are the only one who thinks that,'' Harry chuckled.


,,Good evening children !'' Professor Dumbledore cheered slightly at full hall of young wizards.

,,Now we have few changes, before we start school year. Please to welcome back professor Grubbly-Plank , who'll be taking care of Magical Creatures while professor Hagrid is on temporary vacation. Also wished a welcome to our new two teachers, professor Henrietta Musidora White, who'll be teaching Charms, and Transfigurations-'' Dumbledore welcomed, raising a hand for short brunette, who smiled, nodding ,,-and our Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Dolores Jane Umbridge-'' he pointed as well on pink-dressed short woman in beret. She giggled, sitting next to Henrietta.

,,And I'm sure you'll all join me, wishing our new professors good luck !'' Dumbledore was yet talking, when Harry leaned to Hermione.

,,That's the woman, who was during my Hearing…she's working for Fudge !''

Dumbledore stumbled, when Dolores used her tiny noise to get attention, and slowly stood up.

Walking in front of him and all the children, she smiled wickedly.

,,Thank you headmaster for those kind words of welcome. And how lovely to see all your bright, happy faces smiling up at me. I hope my colleague, novice, can take this, as I was talking for both of us-'' she turned to Hetty, smiling, before turning back.

,,Only in dream,'' Henrietta uttered silently through her teeth, that only Severus and McGonagall, sitting next to her, could hear it, not denying slight , silent chuckle.

,,-I'm sure we'll all going to be very good friends,'' Dolores shinned.

,,That's likely,'' Fred with George sang at once.

She silenced for a second or two, looking back wide in the Grand Hall.

,,The Ministry of Magic has always considered the education of young witches and wizards-'' she start talking again.

,,Glad to be back ?'' Severus whispered to Hetty.

,,Always glad to spend time in this school…but I believe, this is not, what you were asking , right ?'' she leaned slightly back in her chair, not leaving Dolores with her eyes.

,,And clever and sassy as always. I missed you all those years. And it was tortuous to see you with that Black bastard-''

,,-Severus, what do you expect of me ?'' she twitched her eyes to him briefly.

,,To be a very good friends,'' he nearly chuckled, imitating Dolores.

,,You know I love Sirius, and you have to take it,'' she whispered back.

,,Not for long…'' he uttered, clapping to Dolores who just finished.

,,Thank you professor Umbridge,'' Dumbledore smiled, clapping slightly, as Dolores walked back in her seat.

Headmaster finished his talking and sat as well, and dinner started.

,,How long it is, since you were last in this school Hettie ?'' Dolores smiled at her, during eating.

,,Well, I was teaching her briefly after becoming Animagus, but I could do better, to be honest…'' Henrietta forced a smile, ignoring.

,,How much better dear ? To be in The Ministry just as me ?'' Dolores leaned closer, insisting the conversation.

,,No, but I could have been teaching en la Académie de Magie Beauxbâtons…not every one considerate Ministry as the main center of the world, dear,'' Hetty smirked, eating her salad.

,,If I can be so obtrusive, what prevented your from teaching there, Hettie ?'' Severus sneered. ,,Was it insufficient knowledge of French, the fact that you are too small, or that there weren't men ?''

Sighing out loud, when Dolores giggled her typical noise, Hetty turned to Severus.

,,No dear Snape. The very strict system of education, which I do not stand for as a former Ravenclaw student. What prevented you from teaching Defence Against the Dark Arts ?'' she smirked looking how he stiffened.

McGonagall laughed, as she heard them for short while, before coming back to conversation with Dumbledore.

Well just wait !

After few minutes of silence Dolores just couldn't stay quiet, and turned to Hetty.

,,I love your style of clothing, where are you taking it ?'' she touched her silken blue habit, forcing her to face her, and when Henrietta start answering, Snape used the situation and pulled from his pocket small vial with something pink, infusing Hetty's drink.

,,And you don't like pink ?''

,,I hate pink…I love blue, that's it,'' Hetty grounded Dolores with her never ending questions, and as she turned she reached for her drink, wanting to take a gulp.

,,Is there a white wine ? I've got red, and I don't like it…'' Dolores uttered, and Hetty nearly growled in response, getting really irritated.

,,You know what, give me your red wine, and here you go with mine !'' she handed to Dolores her cup, and she willingly took it, giving to Hetty back her red wine.

,,No !'' Snape nearly yelped terrified.

They both turned to him, confused and a bit shocked of his reaction.

,,I-'' ughh ,,-I mean do you want me to fill it ?'' he took jugful of white wine, offering.

,,How generous colleagues I have, thank you Severus,'' Dolores cheered, and Henrietta rolled her eyes up to the ceiling, drinking from red wine.

Severus was watching carefully Dolores, and checking what will happen when she drinks, but before her first sip, he stood up.

,,Where are you going ?'' Hetty asked, and Dolores stopped with her lips few inches from the cup.

,,You are not hungry ?'' Umbridge smiled.

,,No, I'm rather tired, I wish you two good night,'' and fast as a lightning he swished away.

Dolores smelling the wine.

,,Interesting, it smells like…cinnamon, and my favorite flowers, and…cats,'' Dolores shook with her head drinking it. Suddenly she start smiling way more, looking at Hetty.

,,Good ?'' Hetty asked nervously, when Dolores suddenly start really gawking at her.

,,Best wine I ever had,'' blue eyed pink teacher sighed dreamily.


Since then, she haven't left Hetty, still looking at her, and right after dinner, Henrietta wanted to ran to Ravenclaw's tower, where her bedroom was, but Dolores followed her, nearly seriously haunted her.

Pink-dressed teacher reached her by the doors of her room, pushing Hetty in and turning to doors.

,,Colloportus,'' Dolores locked the door, turning back to Henrietta.

,,Expelliarmus !'' she pointed at blue eyed brunette, and her wand collided with the wall.

,,I don't care of my wand dear, I want you-'' Umbridge stepped closer to slowly backing Hetty.

,,Dolores wha-'' she was silenced by fierce kiss.

They were the same high, so none of them was in disadvantage, when Dolores reached for Hettie's paralyzed hands, and pressed them to her clothed plushy pink coat, to her breasts, Hetty's wand still in her hand, now pressing its length on Umbridge's left breast.

,,-For Christ's sake Jane !'' Hetty gasped when blue eyed left her mouth to take a breath.

,,Don't fight with what we both feel tonight, my chocolate eyed beauty-''

,,-What would Fudge say ?!''

,,Shh…what Cornelius can't see, his heart doesn't hurt…I want you,'' and she kissed her once again, forcing her backwards to bed, and half-unpacked suitcase. Pushing Hetty down, making her squeak.

As Dolores threw away her beret and start unbuttoning her plushy pink coat, Hetty shook wildly with her head.

Stuttering ,,Do-do-don't, Do-do-''

,,Do, do, do…what dear, you've lost your words ?'' Umbridge mocked, when she pushed her pink dress past her hips revealing her upper naked body.

,,Do-do-Dolores ! Pl-nnn-'' she squeaked to her mouth when older woman kissed her once again, and lied atop her, pressing her body to hers, forcing her hands back to her bare breasts, as Hetty's wand lied beside her on her bed.

,,Please !'' Hetty pushed half naked woman off of her, grappling at her wand and jumping off bed, back on her feet.

,,Please what, Henrietta ?'' Dolores smiled reaching up for her, tugging at the silken material of her habit.

,,Please, don't do it !''

,,And I beg you, to take me !''

,,Fine, but first…let us visit Severus…hmm ?''

,,Why him ? He was detached this evening, you weren't, please, Hetty,'' Dolores seriously begged, tugging at her habit.

,,Please, I promise I will do what you want, but after short visit by him…I-I…forgot to ask him for something-''

,,-Fine, but then, we come back here, and finish what we started ?'' Jane looked up at her.

Huh-that's likely !

,,Sure !'' Hetty had no choice.

She was calming herself before Dolores dressed again, and took her wand, Hetty grappled at her arm, draggling her behind herself down into dungeons.

Snape !


Banging with her fist at the door of his room.

,,Severus !'' she shouted.

It took a while probably until he dressed himself, and he opened the door.

,,Yes, what you two wish for ?'' he said calmly, already knowing.

Hetty didn't hesitate and draggled giggling delirious Dolores behind her into his room.

,,What have you put into my drink ?'' Henrietta crossed her hands on her chest, for a while not caring of Dolores.

,,….nothing-''

,,-Liar ! You get out so quickly before she drank it, and after she did it, she's like this-'' Hetty pointed at delirious and still smiling Dolores ,,-Spit it out, what was it, what you put in my drink ?! It has to be you, who else would do it !''

,,…maybe just a mild-''

,,-AAhh a mild-what ?! What potion was that ?!''

,,….Amortentia-''

,,-WHAT ?! You used on me a Potion of love ?!'' Hetty strongly accused, her voice a bit high pitched.

,,As I see I haven't used on…you,'' he pointed at giggling Dolores.

,,But you wanted to use it on me, you….bloody idiot ! Now fix her back !'' Henrietta tossed her head in Jane's direction, not touching her any. More.

,,Why ?'' he looked at her. ,,She seems to be happy, maybe she won't be so strict after all…'' he nodded at Dolores, who giggled harder.

,,I don't know what was that, but I want more of it Snape. It smelled like a cinnamon and pink roses…'' Dolores cheered.

,,See…she's harmless-''

,,-And Hettie's hair…'' pink-dressed teacher sighed dreamily.

Hetty raised her hands in her direction ,,See !''

,,Alright, now I understand you,'' Severus nodded.

,,Fix. Her. !''

Severus looked at nervous Hetty. With a wicked smile he asked slowly.

,,Something…happened between you two ?''

,,No, thank God, I stopped her at the right time, and brought her here. Fix her !'' Hetty insisted.

,,Fine, but you have to wait, it will took a while before the antidote is done,'' Snape nodded, walking out of the room.

Hetty grabbing delirious Dolores, and draggling her behind Snape ,,Anything !''

As he was fixing the antidote, Dolores deliriously wrenched from Hetty's grip, and went to him. She hugged him from behind.

,,Are you doing me some more of that delicious drink, dear Severus ?''

,,Oh-of course, Mrs. Umbridge-''

,,Miss ! Miss, yet,'' she grinned, smelling his back.

,,You know what, if she wasn't interested in me, I would love to let her like this, and let you enjoy her,'' Hettie laughed mockingly with crossed arms.

,,Very funny, this is repay for what I did, yes mock me, I love it-''

,,-Why you even put that into my drink ? I said I love Sirius, and that made you feel uneasy ? Ohh poor Severus, tss tss tss,'' she shook with her head laughing.

He gasped, as Dolores squeezed his muscles on his chest tighter.

,,I was uneasy, because you always loved that dog, and you start ignoring our friendship last two years on this school, just because of him. Remember when we were used to be together ?'' he turned to her, ignoring Dolores, who was still smelling his back.

Hetty looked at him in shock, her lips slightly parting trying to find words.

,,See, you don't even remember you once have been with me, and we had such a good times together…''

,,I…Severus, that was a long time ago, and few love bursts in girls lavatory, or in your room, that was-''

,,-Well say it ! Say it meant nothing to you !''

She silenced, standing still.

,,And that long, it wasn't. Then you moved away, and get married, the only good news were those, that it wasn't with that criminal, and-''

,,-And when I lost my family ?! That was also hurting you ?! Hardly I think…not as much as it hurt me. Since I wasn't with anybody, I wasn't searching for anybody, and now Sirius appeared like a miracle, and I am happy to be with somebody. You loved Lily haven't you ?''

,,Yes I had, but I've lost her, don't you understand ?! I've lost her just like you lost your precious husband, and two kids, now what is worse. To be alone, or to not be with the only one who left me ?'' Snape shouted, making Dolores twitch and fall to the chair behind her. Across the room spread enormous silence.

,,I don't know…'' Henrietta answered slowly.

,,I think you know the answer very well…'' he turned back finishing the antidote and giving it to Miss Umbridge.

,,Thank you dear,'' not knowing what it was, she drank it.

Severus and Hettie watching her, as she turned to normal.

,,For Christ's sake !'' she stood up realizing what she had done several minutes ago. ,,What, what you have done with me Severus ?!''

,,I turned you back-''

,,-Not now you idiot, before !''

,,That wasn't meant for you, but it was love potion,'' Snape nodded.

,,I-I…Het-Hettie…nobody has to know about what happened ! You two !'' Dolores yelled hysterically, throwing her hands in both direction, before she quickly left.

Doors slamming behind her.

,,And what exactly happened , betw-''

,,-She forced me to grope her naked chest, that's all,'' Henrietta explained.

,,Alright, since you are satisfied now, would you please let me go back to my bedroom ?'' Severus turned on his heel, leaving the room with her and walking few steps up to reach his bedroom.

,,Snape wait !'' She gripped his sleeve, he turned to her in front of his bedroom ,,…I…thank you…I mean…I-I wanted to s-say-'' he leaned close to her, kissing her softly.

She melted to his arms slowly, light moan escaping her lips when he deepened their kiss.

When he broke the kiss, his dark black eyes looking into her chocolate ones, she whispered against his lips ,,If you wanted to have my affection, you didn't have to use love potion,'' Hettie kissed him softly back on his lips, his hand petted up her back.

After the kiss, she smiled at him, walking up from the dungeons and up back to the Ravenclaw tower, in her own bedroom. Many…many…many stairs.