Hey guys! So... I'm back with another drunk story! I wrote this after two shots and seven Mike's Hard Lemonade.

This is a present for the totally awesome Akatzlightning, a great friend I made after she commented on my other drunk story!

So her you go Akatz, and everyone else, I hope you enjoy it! :D

-Chelsea!

Wounld you like yo and Sherlock was onra csr to gether and shit man someone told me the john loc wasn't cannon and I was like btch please and they daid that all dogs go straint to hell and I was woah man that intense. John hada go to the hospital cause he opend a total can whoopass and that dude that he waz so fighting dies and so that's where the dead people go is to the orgue and I should now this, I work at a hosopital and they ceep the bodis on ground level and then Sherlock beats the m with a beating sick and then uzseszs it on jogn in the bedroom caus eit gets hot in there if you know what I is in the bitching businaess. John so like walked into the room and was like Shelock aby I need you. And Sherlock was like onfg babr ehat anf johns said I need to you to get the newspaper out of the gras ause that thry were in the grasxs. And Sherlock was like wtf babe I thought we was gon na f it. And it was awesome. that's okay if they fuck ase john;ock had so many cases to work on and that id real cool man, should iiiii soppp? No no should noyytt. And then john saif babey that okay if yu don't wanna do it or he case caus e im your numbedr one. And ist so bright in if the chockablock block block bloc then john woud be alha. Znd I hace a message fo youuuuu betsyyyy birch go to sleep/ Sherlock lovesw john with all his ight cause its not mayne cannon but it is not not not not not n ot cannon. So the were ttally aon z case and john goes like hey Sherlock do you wan na go on a date and john was so shy to ask and sherlo was like okay and he blushed. And blushing is a good sign to hat they like yiy u bless they just b lush about everything and to go keybourd. And lohn sadin t sherl0ck thts cool bsbe snf a Sherlock sai th at =he wanna fuck joyhjnh/ iand I mean not like fick fuk but like love forever caus now they are marrieda dn is happy so happy with dead bodies and the skeliton head of that one dude. Scratch it he saied. Hahahahaaaahahahhahahahahahhahaaqh. Omfg rffight am I frightf.; but that play cause and they loce they chother..

And yeah so that nis my stoty and im stilling to it,

LOVE ALWAYS SUNSET SO ONE DAY SHERLOCK todaly askd ohn to be ot with him and john dasid tyes an d so now they are married and one one caun xssayo other wiese.

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The eeend shrjit/