GOLDILOCKED AND LOADED

Goldilocks got up from her pristine bed. It was made of a fine red velvet, but underneath the velvet were nails covered in nails. She went over to her bathroom and brushed her teeth, she ate 4 raw eggs, swished them around in her mouth, and spit them out. She then grabbed a razor sharp razor and slit the throats of all the bacteria in her mouth.

"No, please! I have a wife and kids!" said the bacteria, with the razor sharp razor on his bacteria throat.

Goldilocks didn't care about this bacteria's wife and kids. This little single celled organism stepped into her hood, and she wasn't gonna forgive that. She slit his throat without a shred of guilt or mercy. Bacteria blood sprayed everywhere. Goldilocks continued to murder all of them, and not just the men, but the women and children too.

"Disgusting bacteria, fo' realizies?" thought Goldilocks, killing them in brutal fashion. When she was done genociding her mouth of disgusting bacteria, she took another swig of raw eggs and spit them out. She didn't care, she didn't give a shit at all. Fuck these little simple lifeforms. Little niggas didn't even have a spine, literally.

After being done being black, Goldilocks went into her gun room/Jeb bush worship room. After a quick prayer to Jeb, she cleaned her collection of STG-44s and Galils and then grabbed her trusty glock. She never left her house without it. She always had it on her in case some silly niggas stepped up on her, if they did, they always got a quick cap in they ass.

After grabbing her glock, she stepped into her closet and decided what to wear. Obviously she would pick blue, she was a true crip through and through.

"Fuck that little bitch ass hoe Red Riding Hood. Bitch ass blood, fetching shit for her grandma." whispered Goldilocks as she grabbed her blue dress with white polkadots.

After putting her glock in her dress, Goldilocks stepped out her door into the mythical land of Chicago. It is here where the villain Male Black does battle with the brave men of the Chicago PD. Goldilocks didn't care for that shit though, she was only worried about this new feud with the Russian mob. Chicago has really changed since the great Slavo riots of 2034 after Ted Cruz declared himself eternal god monarch of North America. These Russian niggas were always up in the crip's shit. They had to be taught a lesson.

Goldilocks skipped happily on the sidewalk, making sure no bloods were in their territory. She was heading for the 7/11 around the corner that yo momma always told you to never go around because there were bad niggas around there but you became the bad nigga that other mommas warned other kids about. Such is life in the mythical land of Chicago.

Goldilocks turned a corner on the street. She almost there, just a couple more minutes. She kept walking but then she saw it.

That bitch ass blood.

Red Riding Hood.