PuffBubble: Helloooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm Liz!
Seto: Yeah, she's the freak who forced me to be here.
PuffBubble: Oh Shut up! Anyway, do the disclaimer and the summary Seto!
Seto: Liz doesn't own Yu-gi-oh (thank god.) And the summary is: Have you ever wondered what happens when Seto Kaiba takes a day off work? Well if you have read this funny, fan fiction answering just that! R&R!
PuffBubble: Oh yeah, and don't be to hard on me! I'm only a 12 year old girl! Anyway, ON WITH THE STORY!
It was a beautiful spring morning, and everything was normal in the Kaiba household. In Seto Kaiba's room, his little brother crept in and yelled cannon ball and jumped, and Seto Kaiba awoke feeling quite squashed.
"MOKUBA! Don't jump on me! I'm tired!" Yelled the teenage CEO drowsily.
"But Setooooooooo! I wanna play games!" Whined Mokuba shaking his older brother violently.
"Sttoooppp sssshhhhaaakkkkiiiinnnnggg mmmmeeeeeee!" said the tired CEO.
"Fine, but I'll wake you up again in an hour! Which will be at 9:00AM!" Said Mokuba with a evil grin.
"Whatever." Said Seto falling back to sleep.
(time passing)
Serenity kissed Seto lovingly on the lips, and said: "Oh, Seto, I love you so much."
"I love you too." Seto whispered in her ear and then Serenity and Seto started making out on Seto's bed.
Then Serenity started to take off her pink satin night gowned, and then... Seto awoke drenched in freezing cold water.
"MOKUBA! WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP NOW!" Yelled Seto sitting up soaking wet.
"Cause it's 9:00!" Said Mokuba standing with a bucket.
"But I was having a good dream! And never wake me up like that again." Said Seto standing up.
"What was it about?" Asked Mokuba, following his older brother into the bathroom,
"Nothing Important, and I'm gonna change so I suggest you leave." Said Seto taking off his soaking wet shirt.
Then his little brother turned and walked out of the bathroom closing the door behind him and ran down stairs, and gathered up all these games.
Meanwhile upstairs Seto had put on jeans and a tight black T-Shirt, and was drying his hair when the phone rang.
"Hello?" Asked Seto in a tired voice.
"Hi, Kaiba..." Seto heard Joey's voice say over the phone.
"How did you get this number?" Asked Seto.
"Serenity told it to me..." Said Joey.
"Oh, really? Why did you call me anyway?" Asked Seto.
"Cause I want you to back off!" Said Joey in a pissed off tone.
"Back off of what?" Asked Seto.
"MY SISTER!" Said Joey.
"I'm not doing anything with or to your sister." Said Seto with a yawn.
"Really? Then why does she have your: E-mail address, Phone Number, Home Address, Cellphone Number, Fax number, Instant Messenger, and everything else!" Asked Joey getting really angry.
"I don't know, and I don't need to waste my time talking to YOU, of all people." Then Seto hung up the phone.
"SETOOOOOOOO! I found some games! " Said Mokuba happily.
"What are they?" Asked Seto.
"Candy Land, Snakes and Ladders, Chess, Sorry, Clue, The Game Of Life, Scrabble, Othello, Monopoly, and games with cards!" Said Mokuba happily.
(12:30 PM)
After playing 5 rounds of Candy Land, 3 games of Snakes and Ladders, 13 games of Chess, 1 game of Sorry, 7 games of clue, 2 Games of The game of life, 9 games of scrabble, 4 games of othello, 8 games of monopoly, and like 20 card games, Seto said: "Mokuba, let's have some lunch okay?"
"Okay!" Said Mokuba.
"Tell the Cook what you want then." Said Seto.
"But the Cook hates me!" Said Mokuba.
"No he doesn't." Said Seto.
"Oh yeah he does! Watch." Said Mokuba walking into the kitchen.
"Hiya cook!" Said Mokuba walking into the kitchen.
"Good day Master Mokuba, how may I help you?" Asked the cook politely.
"Huh? You never say that!" Said Mokuba very confused.
"Of course I do! Ah, Mr.Kaiba, what can I do for you?" Asked the Cook with a slight bow.
"Make me some food." Said Seto.
"What wound you like Mr.Kaiba?" Asked the cook.
"Ummm... How about-" Seto was about to say what he wanted, but the doorbell rang. "One minute." Said Seto and he walked to get the door.
"Okay kid, if you tell Mr.Kaiba anything about me being mean to you I'll butch you!" Said the cook menacingly.
"Okay." Said Mokuba in a scared voice.
Meanwhile Seto was opening the door.
"Ah, the geek fest continues, why are you here anyway?" Asked Seto.
"I KNOW YOUR DOING SOMETHING WITH MY SISTER!" Yelled Joey.
"I'm not doing anything with your sister!" Said Seto in a annoyed voice. 'I wish I was though...' Thought Seto, but he didn't show it on his face.
"Yea you are! I'm gonna knock your LIGHTS OUT!" Yelled Joey.
"Whoa Joey, calm down!" Said Yugi.
"He's not worth it man!" Said Tristan.
"I don't care!" Said Joey.
Then he ran at Seto and Seto calmly stepped aside and let Joey run past him. The Joey turned around and tried to punch him and Seto grabbed his fist and flipped him in to Yugi and the gang and they all tumbled down the front stairs, and Seto closed the front door and headed back to the kitchen.
(In the kitchen)
"Kid! Don't bump into anything!" Said the cook.
"Okay." Said Mokuba.
"Don't talk to my brother like that!" Said Seto in a pissed voice, and he was already in a bad mood cause of the Serenity thing!
"Oh, sorry Mr.Kaiba! It won't happen again Sir!" Said the cook.
"It better not." Said Seto, then him and Mokuba walked out of the kitchen.
"Seto, can we go to a amusment park!" Asked Mokuba.
"Mokuba, I don't feel like- oh no, don't look at me like that!" Said Seto as Mokuba looked at him with his cute puppy eyes.
"Fine." Said Seto after he couldn't stand it anymore.
"YAY! YAY! YAY! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Yelled Mokuba jumping up and down with joy.
"Alright, well let's get going then." Said Seto.
"OKAY!" Yelled Mokuba.
Then they opened the door and a limo was waiting out side for them, but Joey jumped out of the bushes with a stick and did the weird king kong chest thing, and the gang just stood there with sweat drops, watching there friend's pathetic attemped at intimidating Seto.
"This is going to be a long day." Said Seto rolling his eyes.
PuffBubble: I hope you liked the first chapter!
Seto: I didn't.
PuffBubble: BLADVACK!
Seto: What the hell? PuffBubble: It means curse you!
Seto: Whatever.
PuffBubble: Well bye bye! Please Read and Review! PEACE!
