DISCLAIMER: I do not own the rights to Harry Potter or Gilligan's Island.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have never really paid any attention to a Gilligan's Island episode, so this fanfic will not seem that similar to the show (Gilligan's Island was before my time). The only reason why I'm even mentioning Gilligan's Island is because that's what everyone thinks about when they hear something about seven castaways on a deserted island and someone else has already written a Harry Potter fanfic that has to do with Survivor (plus, I thought that having a part of the Gilligan's Island theme song in the summary would get people's attention). So, without further ado, here's my lame attempt at mixing Gilligan's Island with Harry Potter. Please review if you like it! Getting reviews will make me want to write even more!

P.S: None of the Harry Potter characters in this fanfic are playing the roles of any Gilligan's Island character. Therefore, there are no main characters to this story. So, even if it seems as though Neville is playing the role of Gilligan and Hermione is playing the role of the Professor, they're really not. They're just being themselves like all the other characters are.
EPISODE 1: A three hour tour...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from some tropic port aboard a tiny ship.

It was a beautiful, clear summer day. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, and Ginny were at the coast visiting Fred and George, who had just bought a boat with some of the money they had earned from their joke shop. Fred and George had promised to take them on a tour of the coast on their boat.

"I dunno, but something about this just doesn't seem right to me," Hermione said when Fred and George mentioned that it would be a three hour tour.

"Quit worrying!" Ron said, "Yeah, going on a 'three hour tour' makes me a little nervous too, but do you really think something bad could happen? This fanfic is rated G! No one's gonna die!"

"He's got a good point there," Fred agreed, "The author is a big fan, she wouldn't let any of us drown."

"That's right!" I said. I then go back to writing this story. (And yes, I am a girl. You got a problem with that?)

"Ok," Neville said, sounding a little spooked by the fact that Fred actually spoke to the author in the middle of the story, "That was just strange..."

"Yeah," Ginny said, "But who cares? The sooner we stop chatting, the sooner we can go!" Everyone shuts up and boards the boat. They set sail.

The weather started getting rough. The tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew... Yeah, right. How about, "If not for the fact that the author wanted to keep the storyline as G rated as possible and didn't want anyone to die," the boat would be lost. And this story would no longer have a plot. That means that I wouldn't be able to continue this story and that wouldn't be good if I wanted to add more chapters as I get more reviews for this fanfic. And if I keep going on like this, I'll never get done.

(The author gets back to writing the story.)

Well, the ship's aground on the shore of an uncharted desert isle, and I won't give you the list of the characters in the same way they did in the Gilligan's Island theme song because I already told you who was on the boat and no one fell overboard so they're all here on... some island that has no name.
Well, I hope you enjoyed this intro. Please submit reviews! It'll make me want to write even more episodes! Tell me what you think! And I promise that I won't have so much lame narration in the next chapter!