Disclaimer: I don't own anything. *sigh* JKR does.
A/N: Yes, this is short. But read it anyway.....Thanks to everyone who reviewed my last fic, i got a ton! *huggles people* i wuv you!! :) this is from the poor Fat Lady's point of view.
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I'm NOT fat. I'm NOT! I'm only about ten pounds, I mean, how much can a painting weigh? But no, it's "G'day, Fat Lady" and "Sorry for bothering you, Fat Lady". I have feelings TOO you know! *sniff* Just because I'm water-based paint instead of oil shouldn't mean anything!
Oh, and why am I constantly being disturbed at all hours of the night? Certain residents of Gryffindor Tower *glares in the general direction of Harry, Ron, Hermione, and the Weasley twins, who all look sheepish* seem to think its fun to wake the ol' painting up at 2 AM, making trouble. 'Yes, let's all go wake up the Fat Lady, she won't mind, she's only a painting'. Well, dears, I DO mind, and I'm not made of common pine, you know! I deserve some RESPECT!
The things I have to go through! Why, that terrible ruffian Black tore a hole in me the size of a paintbrush! And all the headmaster was worried about was Black! He said, 'Oh, yeah, the painting...well, restore her....' as if I was only minor in HIS mind. You'd think he'd realize the trauma I'd been through! I still don't feel safe without a group of trolls to protect me...
The only good part about being a gaurding painting is little Neville. When the poor dear wasn't allowed to know the password, I talked to him quite a lot. He's such a darling little boy....but even he doesn't come to see me much anymore. Maybe I AM fat...maybe that's why he won't visit me. Well, I'm sick of hiding in this frame! It's time to try Slimfast!
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A/N: Really, how terribly she's been treated! When you donate 2 sickles to METMA (Muggles for Equal Treatment of Magical Articles) you are helping good magical dears like the Fat Lady get the respect she deserves! JOIN METMA! now, review! If you don't review, i will unleash the wrath of the annoyed fanfic writer (and believe me, you dont wanna see that ^-^) anyway, if you liked this, go click on my author name to read hte rest!
A/N: Yes, this is short. But read it anyway.....Thanks to everyone who reviewed my last fic, i got a ton! *huggles people* i wuv you!! :) this is from the poor Fat Lady's point of view.
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I'm NOT fat. I'm NOT! I'm only about ten pounds, I mean, how much can a painting weigh? But no, it's "G'day, Fat Lady" and "Sorry for bothering you, Fat Lady". I have feelings TOO you know! *sniff* Just because I'm water-based paint instead of oil shouldn't mean anything!
Oh, and why am I constantly being disturbed at all hours of the night? Certain residents of Gryffindor Tower *glares in the general direction of Harry, Ron, Hermione, and the Weasley twins, who all look sheepish* seem to think its fun to wake the ol' painting up at 2 AM, making trouble. 'Yes, let's all go wake up the Fat Lady, she won't mind, she's only a painting'. Well, dears, I DO mind, and I'm not made of common pine, you know! I deserve some RESPECT!
The things I have to go through! Why, that terrible ruffian Black tore a hole in me the size of a paintbrush! And all the headmaster was worried about was Black! He said, 'Oh, yeah, the painting...well, restore her....' as if I was only minor in HIS mind. You'd think he'd realize the trauma I'd been through! I still don't feel safe without a group of trolls to protect me...
The only good part about being a gaurding painting is little Neville. When the poor dear wasn't allowed to know the password, I talked to him quite a lot. He's such a darling little boy....but even he doesn't come to see me much anymore. Maybe I AM fat...maybe that's why he won't visit me. Well, I'm sick of hiding in this frame! It's time to try Slimfast!
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A/N: Really, how terribly she's been treated! When you donate 2 sickles to METMA (Muggles for Equal Treatment of Magical Articles) you are helping good magical dears like the Fat Lady get the respect she deserves! JOIN METMA! now, review! If you don't review, i will unleash the wrath of the annoyed fanfic writer (and believe me, you dont wanna see that ^-^) anyway, if you liked this, go click on my author name to read hte rest!
