(Unknown location, Canada-ontario)
Standing on the dock located in the shores of what looked like a 'horribly-made' beach, was a man who looked to be in his early to mid-thirties, shooting show of some sorts from what one could see of the settings and landscape.
He had a big grin on his evenly tanned face as soon as his broadcasting had begun. "Yo," He greeted, "We're coming at you, LIVE from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario!" He motioned to himself, "I'm your handsome host, Chris McClain, dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television… right now!"
The camera follows Chris as he continues with his explanation while strolling leisurely on the docks. "Okay here's the deal: 24 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks, right here on this crummy old summer camp." His stroll came to a stop at this point. "They'll compete against each other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers." Chris paused a bit before continuing his explanation with a smirk slowly forming on his face, "Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team members walk down the dock of shame, take a ride on the loser boat, *chuckle* and leave Total Drama Island to never return… ever!"
(Camp Wawanakwa- Campfire Site)
"Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive… a marshmallow, their fate in the hands of the other campers. " *munch* Chris chewed and swallowed one of the three podiums presented marshmallow kebab as he said that. "In the end, only one will be left standing, and they will be rewarded, with cheesy tabloid small fame, and a small fortune-" Chris presented a treasure chest reaching up to his hip. "-Which (let's face facts) they'll probably spend in a week."
(Camp Wawanakwa-Docks, A.K.A the dock of shame)
"Every moment will be caught on cameras, expertly hidden, all over the camp showing all there darkest secrets, friendships, love interest, and enemies, for your and my personal entertainment and of course the campers will have no idea…" Cue devious snicker from Chris, who is currently standing on the docks once more. "…Who will crumble under the pressure? Who will come out on top in the end? Find out right here, on: Total… Drama… Island!"
(Theme Song)
…Na,
na-na-na-na,
Na-na-na-na-na,
Na-na-na-na-na-na…(x2)
…Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine,
You guys are on my mind;
They asked me what I wanted to be,
And now I think the answer's plain to see…I wanna be famous…
I wanna live under the sun,
Go pack your bags cuz I've already won!
Everything to prove,
Nothing in my way,
I'll get there one daaaay… cuz I wanna be famooousss!
(Chorus)
Na,
Na-na-na-na,
Na-na-na-na-na,
Na-na-na-na-na-na
[I wanna be… I wanna be… I wanna be famous!] (x2)
[*Slow whistle, 'I wanna be… I wanna be famous.'*] (x1)
(Theme Song-End)
(Camp Wawanakwa)
"Hello people, and welcome back to Total Drama Island!" Chris shouted out in excitement."Now since our show is about to begin, lets introduce our campers" Chris beamed happily, until he smirked Evilly "We told these unfortunate campers, they be staying in a five-star resort with hot tub and everything hehe, as if..."
Chris started walking where he would meet the incoming campers once they arrived on the docks, stopping mid-way so he can greet all them and can still see the cabins from the view of the docks, "...some might be enraged, some pissed beyond belief, or even felt like they been stabbed in the back. Do you think I care or feel bad...?" He smiled "I guess you just have to wait and see now what we ?"
Suddenly Chris could hear the familiar sound of the boat, letting him know that the first of the contestant's was arriving.
The first to show up was a pudgy short female. The way she walked, awed at everything she saw in sight suggested she wasn't from around Canada, also her outfit and appearance just screamed 'self-esteem' and 'low-view of own self' but clearly that didn't affect her seeing as she tackled the host of the show.
'It's so encourage-less to meet you!, Wow! You look shorter in actual life!'' Beth's manner was as awkward as her body. Which pissed Chris a little, ok a LOT. He really hated it when people pointed out his height.
"Uh, thanks...I guess!" chris deadpanned already forgetting the sly remark at his height.
The next person to show up, was DJ A person people would describe as a 'giant', wearing a white cap, brown shirt with the letter D on it, black/grey shorts on, and dark brown sandals. Without any seconds thoughts anyone would think he was into sports or at least worked out,
"DJ!" Chris greeted the tall giant
"Yo! Chris McClain, how's it hanging? Hey, you certain this is the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?" he asked curiously as he looked around. He read somewhere in the contract he was handed, talking about a hot tub.
"Yo, man! This is it, right here! Camp Wawanakwa!" Chris grinned before switching the topic and pointing out to the camp site they be staying.
"Humph! Looked way different on the application form."
The next camper was a teenager named Gwen, her short hair was natural black hair while dyed teal. Her dark and ominous clothing was made up of sleeved corset to also show up, her above average bust size; while also sporting a short skirt that did little to no work to cover up her luscious legs, forest green hose also with black knee-high boots. Her pale complexion also suggesting she was a goth.
"Hey Gwen!" Chris grinned
"Are you telling me that we're staying here?" She asked, she was referring towards the trailer, assuming she wasn't gonna stay in the trashy cabins, while also wondering how will it fit most people, let alone all the campers.
"Nope, you are staying there," Chris said, pointing towards the run-down cabins. "Well y'all are staying there. My crib is equipped with A-C top of the line air-stream, over that way!" Pointing to said trailer Gwen mentioned earlier, grinning to himself ear to ear in amusement.
"I never signed up for this!" Gwen answered back scowling darkly.
"Actually you did Gwen!" Chris said chuckling
Gwen storms up to the applications, that was currently in chris hands before snatching them, then in a surprisingly amount of good strength ripped them all in half. Chris just chuckled again, expecting this, "One of the few good things about lawyers… they make a lot of copies!" Chris said smirking, serving to enrage Gwen even more.
"I will not stay here!" Gwen shouted out in defiance, contract be damned! She was not gonna stay on some island for who knows how long, and people she probably wouldn't be able to stand.
"Awesome! I hope you're a good swimmer, because you're ride just left you."
The boat just honked as it drove off, it's job done heading back toward the mainland. "Asshole" she mumbled darkly beneath her teeth.
Before Chris could continue further, he heard the familiar honk of the boat signaling it was arriving. The next contestant to show up was Geoff. Geoff was a young blond male who dressed in between a cowboy and a partier assuming he was a hardcore partier because of the appearance, and boom box. Even though he wanted the prize money also, Geoff saw no harm in making friends and maybe even getting a girlfriend in the process.
"Chris McClain! What's up man?" Geoff said as he reached the host.
"The Geoff-ster! Welcome to the island man!" Chris grinned.
"It's an honor man, to like totally see you of course!"
"Hey thanks man!" Gwen impersonated them sarcastically , since it was grinding on her nerves."They say man one more time I'm gonna throw up." Making DJ and Beth look at her worriedly.
Another boat showed up bringing another contestant.
"Everybody, say hello to Lindsay!" Chris introduced as a blonde stepped off the boat. She wore bright colors with cowboy boots, a short mini-skirt, with a halter top that did nothing to hide her F-cups from view. Wrapped around her hair was a light-blue bandanna, while the rest of the hair was straight and flawless. Her skin was fair, not to dark, and not to light. Just looking at her people automatically knew she was a 'bombshell'.
"Not too shabby!" Chris remarked.
"Um...hi you look familiar do I know you ?" The bombshell asked curiously.
"I'm Chris McClain...host...of the show you're currently on" Chris deadpanned.
"OH... that's where I know you're from now" she replied sheepishly.
"Uh...yeah sure caring on, welcome our next contestant Heather!" Chris grinned.
The said mentioned female arrived name was Heather. A tall thin, sexy gorgeous girl stepped of the boat. Her straight, waist-length hair was unbound and was as black as night and fresh, showing years of care. She wore a stylish top that should of been defined as a sports bra instead, doing to nothing to hide her generous D-cup chest from view. Shorts that shouldn't have been allowed, showing off her tight and big rear, also stylish open toed long sandals.
She was beautiful model type, the only turn-off was the glare as she checked out her surroundings, scaring almost everyone she laid her eyes on. She had an aura of arrogance and confidence around her, it was so bad she didn't bother addressing anyone.
"Heather" Chris said in exasperation.
"Hi! looks like we're gonna be best of friends" Beth said while accidentally spitting. "For the next eight weeks, isn't that great!"
The next contestant to show was someone defined as a 'hardcore punk' with a average build. He wore a black T-shirt, with a long sleeve shirt underneath, the logo on his shirt was that of a large skull. His hair was put into a green Mohawk, with the sides black, and his face had multiple piercings with a spiked choker around his neck. These multiple details lead people to believe he was the opposite of a goth, a punk.
"Duncan, dude!" Chris shouted.
"I don't...like surprises" Duncan sniffed, well pounding his fist with his hand, letting the threat hang.
Yeah, you're parole officer warned me about that, he also told me to give him a call at anytime have your ass sent back to juvie!"
Duncan smirked "OK, whatever" As he walked down the docks to where he saw the other campers were standing, while walking past Heather he said " Meet you by the campfire gorgeous?" He suggested with a perverted leer.
"Drop dead, you fucking pervert." Heather sneered in disgust before facing chris. "I refuse to stay here, I'm calling my parents!"
Ignoring Heather's complaining, Chris announced the next contestant.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Tyler!" Chris shouted.
Another boat showed up, but unlike the rest this contestant was water-skiing towards them, he was doing good until he waved to everyone, and lost his footing and started flipping through the water until he crashed into the luggage at the docks, making a stray bag fall in the water, spraying Heather's new shoes.
"Ohhh, that's gonna hurt" said everyone even Chris.
"Ahhh my shoes" Heather screamed in outrage.
"Wicked crash man!" Chris said, while Tyler just holding up his thumb showing everyone he was ok.
Another camper to arrive, was wearing glasses with thick lenses, for his face he had a few stray chin hairs that was suppose to be a goatee, but something went wrong. For his hair it was a very dark auburn hair. He was on the scrawny unfit side, with a blue shirt with a hamburger for the logo, and green pants, with white/green high tops.
"Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa Harold!" Chris grinned, while Harold just breathes deeply.
"Um...what's he looking at," Beth asked, kinda weirded out. No one knew how to answer that as they had no clue either.
"So you mean to tell me this is a crappy run-down summer camp and not some famous talent show or something?" He asked as he was wondering if this was for real or not.
"You got it man!" Chris grinned widely
"Yes! This is so much more equipped to my skills!"
"Contestant number nine is...Trent" Trent, was of average build, he had black long hair and green eyes. He was sporting a light long-sleeve green shirt, with a black hand symbol on it and blue pants.
"Hey, good to meet you man. I saw you on that figure skating show, nice job man." Trent greeted.
"Thanks man! I knew I rocked that show!" Chris said, fist-bumping Trent.
"I saw that, one of the guys dropped their Partner on her head. So they got immunity that week!" Beth cut in.
"Lucky! I hope I get dropped on my head!" Harold said, while Lindsay said a similar answer but quieter, while everyone have Harold a weird look...again.
"So...this is it?" Trent suggested, seeing Harold pick his nose much to his disgust and others."Alrighty then..."
Trent strolls over to the other campers, and stands by Gwen and smiling to her, Gwen just looked away, frowning before giving Trent a small smile of her own.
The next contestant, to show up was a tall blond-haired female. She was that teenager you could get along with, she had long hair, reaching her back in a ponytail. She was wearing a blue hoodie, grey shorts. She was tan and wore no makeup , and luscious lips, she was currently holding a long red and yellow surfboard.
"Hey, everyone what's up!" The blonde said happily.
"Alright, our surfer chick, Bridgette!"
"Nice board, but this ain't Malibu honey" Duncan snickered.
"I thought we were gonna be on a beach?" Bridgette said, before analyzing the area of the beach only for her head to drop in disappointment.
"We are!" Chris grinned
Bridgette just signs "I guess I could do swimming instead" said Bridgette in disappointment.
"Alright that's...Ow DARN IT!" Chris shouted, getting hit in the nose by Bridgette's board, whether it was intentionally or not we will never know.
"Hey guys" Bridgette smiled.
"Hey I'm Geoff" geoff said, secretly checking her out.
"What's up!" DJ replied.
"Dang watch the board, man!" Harold shouted, after getting a good smack from the board.
"Hi I'm Beth!" Beth grinned energetically.
"Hey" Bridgette replied.
"Ok! We've all meet the surfer girl can we move along now?" Heather scowled, clearly getting irritated, because of how long it was taking.
"Someone missed their double cappuccino macchiato this morning!'' Duncan smirked, referring to her attitude.
"Get bent," Heather growled.
Another boat shows up " Our next contestant, Noah!"
''Have you got my memo about my life threatening allergies?'' Noah asked curiously, but still maintaining his monotone voice.
"I'm sure someone got it!" Chris replied, not really caring about his medical conditions.
"Good, is this where we are staying?" Inspecting the run-down cabins, before giving Chris "are you serious" look.
"No, it's your mother's house, and we're throwing a party!" Duncan remarked towards Noah, before the host.
"Cute...nice piercings original, did them yourself?" Noah replied back with a comeback.
"Yeah!" Duncan said, before grabbing Noah's lip roughly, "Want one?" Duncan smirked.
Noah just signed in annoyance "No, now can I have my lip back please" mumbled out, still getting the words across.
Duncan let go "Thanks..." Noah replied sarcastically.
Before anymore words were said, there was a another honk signaling a contestant. "What's up y'all Leshawna's in the house!" Leshawna was a dark skin female, with her hair in a ponytail, large hoop earrings, and a figure that consisted of large shapely hips, and a big butt to boot.
"Yo baby, hey how are you, how's it's going? Feel free to quit now and save the trouble, because I'm here to win!"
She looks towards DJ "What's up my brother! Gimme some sugar hun!"
Suddenly, Harold pops out of nowhere saying "I've never seen a girl like you in real life before!" Harold spoke raising up his arms in exasperation, gasping towards Leshawna.
"Excuse me?" Leshawna said raising her eyebrow.
"You're real big...and loud" At that moment Harold knew...he fucked up. Forgetting you're not suppose to say such things to a women.
"What did you just say to me? Oh, no I know you didn't! You haven't seen nothing yet, I'll show you, you big mama's boy!"
DJ and Bridgette was forced to restrain Leshawna, while Harold was making a bigger fool of himself, making made-up karate moves. "You want some string bean! Come on at it!" Leshawna shouted out in outrage. Some of the other campers wondered where the shovels were placed because they would be needing them soon if Harold didn't keep his mouth shut.
"All campers settle down!" Chris said having enough.
"Katie & and Sadie, welcome to your new home for the next eight weeks." Chris announced with a that infernal grin of his.
Once the dock stopped at the docks, not one but two contestants showed up. One was a skinny average girl, with black hair and brown skin (suggesting Caribbean or Hispanic ancestry)with long legs and above average C-cup breast also. The other one was shorter, very pudgy and fair skin, her hair was also black and styled in a twin ponytails as the other girl beside her. They had the same matching outfits, pink short-shorts, white shirts with black stripes. "Oh...my...gosh, Sadie look it's a summer camp." Katie squealed.
"Oh my gosh, I always wanted to go to a summer camp, Yeeee." Sadie squealed also.
"Ezekiel what's up man!" Chris introduced.
"I think I see a bird eh," the next contestant to arrive was a boy, who had an aura of stupidity. His outfit was made of work boots, a large green hoodie, and a toque. His hair was in the style of a mullet, and a small mini beard on his chin.
Trent laughed at the remark, before Chris said "OK, look dude, I know you don't get out much, you've been home schooled your whole life, you've been raised by freaky prairie people. Just don't say much and try not to get kicked off to early, OK?''
"Yes sir," Ezekiel said, clearly out of it.
Gwen just sighed, taking in everything she's seen so far "That's just...wow" rolling her eyes.
"Cody! The Code-ster!" Referring to the new new contestant that showed up. He had brown hair, green eyes, while also having a split in his gap of teeth. Chris just gave Cody a high-five.
"Psyched to be here, man!" He strolls up to the female campers, "I see the ladies have already arrived." He winked at them and everyone rolled their eyes. Cody turns around to say something to Leshawna but the sassy girl placed her finger on his lips.
"Save it short stuff" Cody for his part just smirked, before taking his place.
A another contestant showed up "Eva! Nice to see you here!" The bodybuilder girl ignored her host and walk up to the camper with scowl, Cody tried to say hey, but for his troubles got Dumbbells dropped on his feet. Eva was defined as a 'bodybuilder' where it showed her large arms, packed with muscles. She had a generous hourglass figure to outweigh her muscles, with legs that seemed forever. She had a beauty mark on the top of her lip, Hazel eyes, and a low ponytail, obviously not the one for appearances. All she wore was a blue workout suit, that did little to hide her giant breasts.
"Ahhh, what are in there Dumbbells?!" Cody grunted out in pain.
"Yes" Eva grunted.
"She all yours man!" Duncan said to DJ.
The next contestant was the biggest one, and no not muscles. He was fat, dressed like any other regular person, long shorts, high-top sneakers, with a white shirt with the Canada's leaf on it. He had short, shaggy blonde hair that was obviously unkept.
"Wahoo! Chris! What's happenin?'' The fatty replied before bursting into fits of laughter. "Oh man this is awesome! WOOO-HOOOOO!"
"Owen, welcome!" The host greeted before he was grabbed in a tight bear hug.
"SO AWESOME TO BE HERE, MAN!" Owen tightened his hug, "Yeah, man, that is just so, so…" Owen paused trying to think of a word.
"Awesome?" Gwen smiled.
"YES! Awesome! WOO-HOOO! Are you gonna be on my team?"
"Oh I'm sure hope so," Gwen replied with a sarcastic tone, while rolling her eyes. Gwen didn't see anything interesting so far, not even why Trent smiled at her.
"WOOOOO!" Owen yelled.
"Owen, are you about done?" Chris gritted out.
"Sorry man, I'm just so psyched to be here!" Owen replied back.
"Alright cool, aaaand here comes Courtney," A tan skinned female stepped off the boat this time with the help of chris, she had short brown-hair, she wore a short grey sweater, over a white blouse, with green pants showing off her nice rear, and with high-heel sandals.
"Thank you," thanking Chris, she walked over to the other contestants in got into a conversation with a few of them, "Hello you must be the other contestants her, pleasure to meet you all."
"How's it going, I'm Owen!" He greeted, while shaking her arm rapidly.
"It's also nice to meet you, O…wow…" She trailed out, dropping her jaw at the upcoming camper. Everyone was in awe because the camper was really handsome that he would pass as a supermodel and eye-candy for all the females there.
"Everyone say hello to Justin!" Chris introduced to the contestants. "Just to let you know dude, we picked you solely on your looks."
Justin just smiled at him "I can live with that."
"I like your pants!" Owen pointed at Justin's jean.
"Thanks man" Justin said.
"Because they look like they're all worn out. Did you buy them like that?" Owen stuttered
"Um…No, just had them for a while." Justin said with a nonchalant chuckle.
While walking by, all the girls looked at him in desire, while some guys looked at him in jealousy, or were neutral. Knowing this guy was probably a threat and potentially some love interest..
"Ohh..." Owen face-palmed repeatedly "stupid, stupid, stupid."
"Hey look everyone! Izzy!" Izzy was a slim girl, who had what looked like Scottish orange hair, or was it dyed? Anyway her eyes were a bright green color. Green halter top with a collar with a window for a chance to glance at her high C to low D-cup cleavage. She had a long skirt that stopped a little bit above her knees, it was arranged in a why where it showed her legs and her thighs.
When the boat came to a stop, Izzy to excited for her own good ran without care, and tripped the railing hitting her chin in the docks, shocking the campers, while Courtney ran up to Izzy and helped her up. Izzy then shook her hair like a wet dog would.
"Are you alright?" Courtney asked worriedly
"Yeah, that felt good...well other than the chin-hitting part."
"That would probably leave a bruise." Courtney replied with a cringe
"So that is summer camp? Do you have paper-mâché here or lunch?" Izzy asked
"That is good call! We need lunch!" Owen perked at the mention of foods.
"Not yet Owen," Chris told him. "We have two more people to arrive and look," he said as he pointed out to a boat that was arriving to the dock. "One of them has arrived. Everyone please welcome…"
"RYUMA?!" Heather shouted as she looked at the tall Japanese-Canadian as he got off the boat with his suitcase. He was wearing a red shirt with a golden dragon head necklace around his neck, blue jeans with red and blue matching running shoes. Not only that but he had a pair of black fingerless gloves on too. He had his brown hair slicked back and it was his eyes that caught most of the other contestants off guard, they were two different eye colors. The left eye was green and the right one was red.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Heather asked as she wasn't expecting him to be here of all places.
"Well now," Ryuma said to her as he stood right next to her. "That's a nice way to say hi to someone you know."
"Wait," Gwen asked out loud. "You know him?"
"Of course I do, he's my next door neighbor." Heather said as she was annoyed that he would be here.
"Yeah, that's one of the reasons why I picked him to be on the show." Chris explained as he just knew that neighbors would help bring in all the drama he would need to make his show even better. Two other girls were looking at Ryuma with intrigue as they have never seen someone with eyes like his.
"And finally," Chris told everyone as the last boat arrived. "Our final contestant of the first season of Total Drama Island… Chev."
After Chris announced the said camper a Hispanic gruff looking male stepped of the boat, he was 6'3 which easily towered over everyone except DJ only barely, he had a wild but well trimmed goatee, he had long haired pulled into a ponytail that went to his shoulder blades, the most noticeable thing about him was his eyes that looked the prettiest shade of green. He was wearing a tanned collared which was opened slightly which showed his black short sleeved shirt underneath, he had a long Jesus Christ necklace around his neck, he had on regular form fitting black jeans on and tanned high tops, he had a duffel bag in his hand.
The first thing he noticed was all the grouped up teenagers looking at him with mixed reactions. "Heh I'm already gonna enjoy it here." Chev said with a pleasant smile before his face morphed into shock.
"Ryuma? What the hell are you doing here bro?" Chev said genuinely shocked since he hasn't heard from his friend in almost a month.
"Well this is a good shock as well." Ryuma said as he walked up to Chev and shook his hand and gave him a man hug.
"Hold up how do you guys know each other?" Heather asked. She didn't know that her neighbor knew someone else on the show.
"Me and Ryuma go way back, I always had to beat up douchebags that picked on him when Ryuma was small and scrawny, I was his only friend at the time. But that changed after he started taking martial arts classes, he was the one protecting me once I made too many enemies. I'm more of a brawler, but he did show me some of his moves which came in handy." Chev said with a light chuckle.
"Hey I may still look scrawny, but I bet I can still kick your ass bro." Ryuma said with a big grin on his face.
"I bet you could, put your money where your mouths at." Chev laughed.
"Ahem! I'm running a fan-favorite show here not some get to together for you two, so if you could kindly stand over there with the rest of the people that'd be just dandy." Chris with a eye twitch.
Chev just rolled his eyes before walking towards the mass of teenagers before flashing a light smile towards the goth girl which made her slightly blush before shaking it off with a groan. Ryuma walked by the BFF's as he got over to where he had to stand and brushed his hand with Katie as he flinched and apologized for doing that. Katie blushed as she thought he looked cute.
"Now everyone go to the end of the docks for a group pic to remember this moment forever!" Chris said with a grin.
As everyone was over at the end of the dock, Chris stood on a ship and held a camera in his hands. "Okay everyone strike a pose, this will make a good promo pic for the series." He told them as they all struck a pose. Chev just crossed his arms with a shrug as he stood between DJ and Owen. Ryuma had a smile on his face and waved at the camera as he stood next to Heather.
"Okay ready? One, two, three… hang on forgot the lense cap. That's my bad right there." Chris said as he removed the cap. "Okay let's try that again. One, two… Darn it. Forgot to make room in the card let me just do this first.
"Seriously man, let's do this before my face freezes up in here." Leshawna told him as she got annoyed by all the waiting.
"Okay we're all good, now say Wawanakwa." Chris told them as when they said it outloud, the dock below them collapsed on them and they fell into the cold water.
But two people were certainly lucky because Chev earlier saw the ruined support beams so knew with all that extra weight knew it was gonna collapse, so being the closest to the safe area he just casually walked off before it could fully be destroyed, of course he got a few chuckles out making some people glare, but being the nice guy he was he started helping some people out of the water.
Ryuma however jumped at the last second on one of the few good supports that remained and chuckled at the sight before him. That is… until Heather got annoyed by his laughing and grabbed his foot to pull him down too.
Chev started to laugh loudly at Ryuma's misfortune, but in retaliation Ryuma grabbed his leg and threw him in the water.
"Who's laughing now ya bastard?" Ryuma said with a grin, making everyone laugh or giggle.
"Oh you are so getting it later man…" Chev growled.
"Sorry bro I don't swing that way, you know I like the ladies." Ryuma chuckled.
"Okay everyone let's dry off and meet me by the campfire pit in 10 minutes." Chris told them as the boat he was on drove off.
At the campfire pit all of the contestants were either sitting on the stumps already there or they were standing. "Welcome once again to Camp Wawanakwa where for the next eight weeks you will be competing for 100,000 dollars. The campers you see next to you will be your bunk mates, competition and/or allies. The last camper standing will win all the money they need." Chris explained to them as some may not have already known that before hand.
"What are the sleeping arrangements gonna be? Cause I want to request the bunk under her." Duncan asked as he pointed at Heather.
"Please, I'd rather sleep in the same bed with Ryuma than sleep in the same room with this criminal." Heather told him as she noticed Ryuma blushing from the comment she made, as well as some other campers.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Well I'll be damned Ryuma, you're working so fast. I taught you well my student." Chev said with fake tears, all he received was a deadpan from him, and a couple giggles and eyerolls.
"That's not what I meant. Ugh, the rooms better not be co-ed." Heather said with a mean tone as she had just said something embarrassing like that on national TV for even her family to see.
"Nope, they are not." Chris explained to them all. "Girls get one side of the cabin and the guys get the other. "The two genders don't sleep in the same room, unless I lock you all in one hehehe."
"I have no objections to that." Chev said with his hand raised, while also getting similar agreements from some guys.
"Excuse me Kyle?" Lindsay asked Chris, forgetting his name already. "Can I have a view of the lake since I'm the prettiest?"
"First of all, you are. Second, that's not how things work around here. And finally, my name is Chris." Chris told her as he didn't want to correct her about saying his name wrong even more.
"Okay here's what's going down." Chris told them as he held a piece of paper in his hand. "We're gonna start making teams right now so when I call your name please stand over there." He told them as he pointed to one side of the campfire pit. "Beth, Cody, Gwen, Lindsay, Trent, Heather, Justin, Leshawna, Katie, Noah, Owen and Chev. From this moment on you will be known as… the Screaming Gophers." Chris told them as he threw a green blanket at them that had a screaming gopher emblem on it.
"Really? You can host a multi million show but you can't even come up with a good name" the now dubbed Screaming Gophers deadpanned. Katie started to worry about not being on the same team as her BFF.
"Yeah that wasn't my department." Chris told them as he didn't really care about what they were called. "Anyway as I was saying, the rest of you: Bridgette, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Ezekiel, Eva, Geoff, Harold, Izzy, Ryuma, Sadie and Tyler. Congratulations, you are hence forth known as the Killer Bass." Chris told them as he gave them a red flag with a bass emblem that looked like it was giving people the evil eye.
"Wait is this some itchy blanket that people use once and never use again?" DJ asked as he looked at their flag.
"Nope, it's even itchier than those kinds of blankets." Chris told them as he held back a chuckle. "Now remember everyone, you and your team will be on camera in all the public areas of the island." Some of the campers wondered why he put emphasis on the public part.
(Confessional Cam)
The scene changed to Chris sitting in an outhouse facing a camera. "Not only that but you can also share your innermost thoughts here in the confessional. You can use them at any time and let the audience at home know what you really think."
*static*
Gwen was sitting in the confessional and said to the camera, "Um okay. So far this sucks, but this may turn out to not suck if I win."
*static*
Lindsay was standing in front of the camera giving the nation a look at her orange skirt clad butt. "I'm confused, where's the camera man?"
*static*
"People here are pretty cool, I can automatically tell I ain't gonna get along with some of them. I am glad my bro Ryu's here, sucks he's on the other team though. Don't even get me started on the ladies here, they easily put women back at mine and Ryu's Hometown to shame." Chev said with a grin before clearing his throat before walking out but not before adding. "Except for Heather, mostly because she's his neighbor."
*static*
A Duck was applying lipstick on it's bill. It spotted the camera and quacked angrily.
*static*
"Okay this is really nice." Ryuma said as he looked at the camera. "I can't believe that I get to see some familiar faces while being here. This is going to be a crazy competition I can just feel it. Also, was I seeing things or did I actually see a duck with lipstick smeared on it's bill?" Ryuma asked not sure if what he saw was real.
*static*
Owen sat down and looked at the camera with a confident look. "I have a very important message for all of the people watching this." Owen leaned to the side and let out a fart that killed some of the fly's already in the confessional. He chuckled at doing that.
(Confession Cam Ends)
"Alright now," Chris told them as he stood in front of the teams. "Let me show you where you will all be sleeping while you are here at camp." He brought them over to two identical, crappy looking cabins with two doors, one on each side, which looked to break down at any minute. "Gophers to the east, Bass to the west."
"Are we really going to stay in these decrepit looking cabins?" Heather asked as she looked at the rooms where the girls will be staying in. "Bunk beds really, this is way to summer campy."
"That's kind of the idea genius. Though if you want, you can still always sleep in the same bed as your neighbor." Gwen said as she walked past her and teased her from the comment she made earlier regarding Ryuma.
"Shut up!" Heather told her as she didn't want to be reminded of the incident.
Ryuma looked at the cabins where they will all be sleeping in and had to ask a major question. "Are they even safe for us to sleep in?"
"Probably," Chris responded as they saw Cody be flung out the door of the girls-side and land face first at their feet.
"Excuse me but where are the outlets?" Lindsay asked as she tried looking for one and couldn't find one.
"Outlets you can find in the communal baths over there." Chris told her as he pointed over to where the baths are.
"But, I'm not catholic." Lindsay told him about misunderstood what he said again.
"He means we shower together." Gwen explained it to Lindsay as she knew that a straightforward answer would get through to Lindsay's brain. After hearing that Lindsay did complain a bit as she didn't like the sound of that.
"Boy am I glad that we're in our own cabin with the guys you know what I mean?" Owen asked as he got a deadpanned expression from Trent and Noah. "No wait I didn't mean it like that, what I was trying to say…" Owen noticed that they walked away from him.
"You should probably stop now before you say something even worse man," Chev told him as he entered the cabin. Owen listened to him and stopped talking before he dug himself into a bigger hole.
"Yo Chris," Geoff said getting the host's attention. "Are there any chaperones or anything in this place?" He asked curiously
"You're all 16, as old as counselors in training at a normal camp. You will be unsupervised other than me and some of the crew members at times. Unpack all of your things because you have half an hour to meet me at the main lodge." Chris told them as he walked away from the campers.
"Cool," Geoff said right before the loudest scream came from the Gopher's girls side. Some of the campers looked inside to see what was happening.
"Damn that white girl sure can scream." Leshawna said as she never heard anyone scream that loud before in her life.
"Quick kill it," Lindsay said as they saw her standing on a stool pointing at a cockroach on the floor. DJ saw it and jumped onto a bed in fear and accidentally broke said bed.
"That was my bed," Gwen pointed out as she saw that DJ destroyed her bed.
"Dude really?" Ryuma asked as he looked at the bug on the ground and picked it up. "It's just a small bug."
"Yeah seriously DJ," Chev said as he had seen the big guy destroy the bed. "You're a big guy and it's a tiny bug, man up dude." He turned to see Duncan carry in an axe. "For real, you brought an axe to kill a bug? Wait, where did you get that anyway?" He didn't see him come with one and thought it would be strange to bring one with him.
"I found it," Duncan nonchalantly explained not wanting to tell the others that he took it from a random stump when no one was looking, he planned on keeping it anyway, so no need to give any further explanations to anyone.
At the main lodge, all of the campers formed a single file line to get their meal. Although it wasn't by choice, they were told to by the big huge chef in the kitchen who seemed like more like a drill sergeant with a spatula. "Alright everyone listen up because I am only telling you this one time only, I serve this food 3 times a day and you will eat it 3 times a day. Grab a tray, get your food, and sit down GOT IT!" Chef yelled at them all as the first two reached the man.
"Will we be getting all the major food groups?" Beth asked as it was a legitimate question and Chef only grunted in response.
"I get really sick if I don't get enough sugar in my diet." Harold told him as he got his food.
"You'll get a lot of SHUT THE FUCK UP, if you don't eat it!" Chef yelled at him.
"Have a cow man," Owen whispered to Noah as he didn't want Chef to hear him. Unfortunately, the cooks' hearing is really good.
"What was that tubby?" Chef yelled at Owen getting his attention. "Come closer doughboy, I didn't hear you." Chef snarled, making Owen break out into cold sweats.
"I-It wasn't important." Owen said as he grabbed his food and walked away really quickly. Chef gave Noah more food to put some more meat on those bones the kid called limbs.
Ryuma and Chev walked up to get their food trying not to anger Chef. "Why the hell aren't you two looking at me?" Chef yelled at them.
"Well, it's just that you remind me of this movie general from when I was a kid, Major Payne." Ryuma told him as Chef's attitude reminded him of that fictional character.
"Why thank you," Chef replied to the comment as a compliment. "I was actually helpful in the role where I taught the actor how a Drill Sergeant acts."
"You remind me of Samuel Jackson, just more muscular and more fire in your eyes." Chev replied.
"Eh, Sam Jackson ain't got shit on me." Chef replied as he gave them their food and they went to their respective table to eat. After they left Leshawna walked up next followed by Eva.
"Hey what up girl?" Leshawna asked Eva as all she got was the silent treatment from Eva. As Eva walked away, Leshawna looked at her and said, "It's gonna be like that huh?"
After Leshawna walked away, Lindsay and Gwen got up and got their trays. "Excuse me but my nutritionist advised me not to eat any white sugar, white flour, or like any dairy." Chef didn't really care about what some stupid nutritionist advises, they'll eat what he gave them.
"I don't think that will be a problem." Gwen explained as she saw her food twitch a bit.
"Cool," Lindsay said as she walked away with her tray.
"I know this is kind of predictable for the first day complaining about the food, but I think my food just moved." Gwen pointed out to the cook as he slammed a mallet on her food. "Okay then." Gwen told him as she walked away from him before something bad would happen even more.
After trying to eat their food as they had no clue what they were eating, Chris walked in and told everyone, "So how are you enjoying your meals?"
"Hey Chris man," Geoff said as he got the hosts attention. "Can we order a pizza or something?" Some of the campers were thinking this may sound like a good idea before a butcher's knife flew through the air and imbedded itself into the far wall. Everyone turned to see Chef glaring at Geoff. "Woah, it's cool. I like brown slop more than pizza anyway." He said trying to not be the chef's next victim.
Ryuma and Chev couldn't agree more on that.
"Okay then, your first challenge of the competition starts in one hour. So go change into your bathing suits and I'll tell you where to go next." Chris said as he walked out of the lodge.
After finishing their meals, everyone got back to the cabins to grab their swimsuits and change into them. After getting changed into his, Ryuma walked out revealing his black trunks with a green stripe on them. Chev walked out next wearing purple shorts with black tribal waves around it, he had a surfers necklace on and bare footed.
After all the guys walked out, the girls followed shortly after.
"Hey Ryu what challenge do you think-" Chev said before stopping mid-sentence before being blown back from a nosebleed rendering him unconscious before he could slam into the ground Ryu predicted said action so caught him. The cause of the nosebleed was seeing some of the girls in their swimsuits and bikinis, it wasn't the fact they were wearing bikinis because he's seen plenty of that, it was the fact that they were super tight on certain women such as Lindsay with her giant bust size.
"Is he okay?" Gwen asked as she had never seen someone faint and have a massive nosebleed in real life.
"Yeah he's fine, this only happens when he sees some ladies in very attractive swimwear." Ryu explained to her as Gwen and Lindsay blushed as they saw that Chev was looking at the two of them when he had that nosebleed.
"Oh thank goodness, for a minute there I thought it was something seriously ill about him, but does anyone know what our first challenge will be?" Katie asked as she was nervous as to what to expect. DJ replied since he was closest.
"Oh it's our first challenge, how difficult do you think it would be?" DJ asked them.
"Damn it DJ, you jinxed us." Ryuma and half the campers deadpanned.
"No I didn't." DJ responded as Chris told them to follow him.
Along the way Chev woke up from his nosebleed and was able to walk on his own. As they reached their destination, they all noticed that they were at the top of the tallest cliff on the island and saw the water far below the edge of the cliff.
"Oh shit." That was DJ's only response for the situation they were in at the moment.
"Told you so, you jinxed us." Ryuma told him as the other campers nodded as well.
-Chapter End-
Ryuma(OC) Harem:
Katie
Izzy
Heather
Dawn (later season)
Amy(later season)
Sky(later season)
Chev(OC) Harem:
Courtney
Gwen
Lindsay
Jasmine(later season)
Samey(Later season)
Ella(later season)
Author Note: Hello DRAGONfromheaven here, this is a new story me and SkinnyDude911 came up with, mainly him where we took our OC's from Total Drama Cycle which is written by Mumei Mu. So please give both these great dudes your admiration, but anyway will try to progress the harem slowly and make it sound like some sense other than mindless sex. Some things might be changed around but it's Fanfiction it's what we do, there will be one temporary bash and one permanent bash but other than that it's bash free.
SkinnyDude911 here, it's really great to do this. I have seen so much of Total Drama from the first season and I really find it to be real fun. I have always wondered what it's would be like to have an original character in the show and this is the perfect time. Both me and Dragon agreed to pick our own individual girls for our OC's harems so as not to overlap and make things awkward.
Don't forget to leave a review at the bottom.
