Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Tarzan, or the original lyrics to Naruto's song
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Kakashi, King of the Jungle
Kakashi
The guy who ya never know what he's doing. But today he was walking down the street. He wasn't doing much more then that until he heard THE VOICE!!!
It was the voice of Naruto talking to Shikamaru. They were just around the corner.
"Hey Shikamaru! I made up this great song about Kakashi!"
"What!" thought Kakashi "a song for his favorite teacher, right?"Naruto then start to sing
(have a friend repeat each line after you)
Kakashi-chan
Swinging from a rubber band
Fell into a frying pan Ooo, that hurt…
"What!" screamed Kakashi in his head "Is Naruto planning to kill me?"
(Naruto continues to sing)
Now Kakashi has a tanKakashi thinking "A tan! I would look awful with a tan. I would have white hair and dark skin. Ew, that would just look weird."
Jane
Flying in a jet plain
Crashed into a traffic lane
Ooo, that hurt
Now Jane has a pain.
"Who on dead Earth is Jane? And what is a jet plain? I think rich ninjas use those. I think I once read about a traffic lane. It's an animal that lives in Europe or was it America?" Kakashi continues to think.
Cheeta
Was dancing on a pizza
Fell in love with Kakashi
"That doesn't even rhyme!" Kakashi is still wondering who Jane is but now that Naruto mentions Cheeta, Kakashi is now boggled.
Now Kakashi has a date
And Cheeta has a
"A date!!!" Kakashi thought, "Is Cheeta the name of a cute girl? It could be the girl at the ramen shop. Wait a minute! What if Cheeta is an ugly man!"
"That song was a drag." said Shikamaru to Naruto.
"What? I was up all night thinking of them." Naruto was disappointed.
Kakashi then jumped out in front of the two. But before Kakashi could scold them for being disrespectful to their elders, Shino pulled out a gun and shot Kakashi.
Naruto and Shikamaru very slowly turned to look at Shino, fear in their eyes.
"He stepped on a bug." said Shino.
