A\N: This is a cut chapter from iLoveboys that fight back. It was a chapter I wanted to include but couldn't find a way. At the moment it is an completed drabble that I WILL make into a two-shot if people review and like it enough.
Sam:
I lay on the couch pretending to sleep so people would leave me alone. Freddie was in the kitchen with Spencer, and Carly was in the bathroom.
" Soo you told her yet?" Spencer asked trying to be casual, but coming off as bursting with curiosity.
Told whom what?
" What? No, what do you think?"
I DON'T KNOW CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!
" I was kinda hoping, cause I don't know how much more sexual tension between you two I can take."
Sexual what now!
" Uuuummm, well here's the thing Spenc, I am not going to tell her I love her, because she will beat me to a pulp."
Ooh wow you have to be kidding me! Carly wouldn't hurt him…he can't possibly be talking about…naw…
" Ooh come on that's a whole bunch of hula ballo!"
Hula ballo? Who says hula ballo?
" No its not Spenc, you know that- are you telling me that she feels the same way I do? Cause I have one thing to say to you. HA!"
"Come on Freddo, I notice the way you stare at each other. Both of you try to hide it, but I still see. Earlier today she was staring at you, and when Carly asked her why she was staring at you she said, " Frednubby-ness is bugging me." And it resulted in a tension filled fight that you let her win. You have stopped trying to fight back."
"But I love her Spenc, and I want her to win. I mean if I won she would say something about me exercising my comebacks to impress Carly. And Spenc you know that liking Carly was just an act."
WHAT!
"I know Freddie, everyone does except Sam."
AND NO ONE TOLD ME WHY?
"Well that was the point. For her to be jealous, but now all it has resulted in my tormenting."
… … … Why would he want me to be jealous? He can't possibly love me…This is Freddie we are talking about here AND ME.
"Freddie you should tell her."
"I know but if I do she will call herself my rebound girl. And claim that I don't like her."
He likes me? Freddie? The boy I have been crushing on for more than three years? Likes me? Where are the hidden cameras? This has got to be some cruel joke!
"At least she will know."
"True, I guess. Maybe I will tell her when she wakes up, after she has eaten ham, or bacon so she will be happy and won't kill me."
"Good idea, but we don't have any. She ate the last of it before she went to sleep."
"Oh God."
"Don't worry- be right back. I will go get some."
"Thanks Spenc."
" No problem anything to keep you from getting killed."
{The slamming of the door gave the signal to me that it was safe for me to "Wake up"}
"mmmmm…" I wished I could have seen the shock that flashed across Freddie's face when he realized I was now awake.
Fin.
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