Last story, Ash got a Pikachu and went off to become the worlds greatest*and most demented*pokemon master.
*Ash is in Viridian city, and realizes he forgot his map*
Ash:Stay here Pikachu, I'm totally pathetic and I need a map to find out where this place is. I'm going to mom to get a map!
Pikachu:Pika kachu pikapi.*have a ball, Ash*
Ash:But I forgot my tux with the 7 foot tail! I always wear those to the ball!
Pikachu:pikapi, pikachu pika pika.*Ash, it was an expression*
Ash:Oh, ok.
*Ash runs off and he spends 10 days just getting the map and bringing it back to viridian*
Ash:According to this map, we're in indigo plateau.
Pikachu:pikapi, pikachu PIKA!!*Ash, you're holding it UPSIDE DOWN!!*
*Pikachu turns the map right side up*
Ash:Oooh, we're in viridian.
*A Pidgey steps up to Ash*
Ash:Pokedex, I choose you!
Pokedex:Hi. I am your poke-dexter.
Ash:pokedex, identify attack, now!
Poke-dexter:Pidgey. A tiny bird pokemon. It kicks up blinding sand at ground level to lower its enemies accuracy.
Ash:Pokedex, return now!
Ash:Go Pikachu!
Pikachu:Pika? Pika Pikachu? Pika! Pikachu kachu!!!*Go? On a vacation? To the azores! Florida! Away from you!!!*
Ash:Shut up and use thundershock.
*Pikachu shocks Ash*
*Ash takes his backpack and smothers Pikachu with it*
Ash:Now that you've learned to obey, THUNDERSHOCK THAT PIDGEY!
*Pidgey falls to the ground, and Ash captures it*
Ash:Yes! Well, too bad, and we only got to catch a Pidgey. Bye!
Explanation#2:Ash and Pikachu arrive in Viridian city, have no clue where they are, get a map, and capture a Pidgey.
