Frognapped!

It had been a Varia dare and they all knew he was as dead as a frog. The option of playing a Varia double dare game using cards and having Bel sempai to come up with the dares had been a bad idea.

There were already dares for which Xanxus needed to pull 5 strands of Squalo's hair, not that the long haired captain could say anything... dares for Lussuria to grow a moustache using his sun flames, it turned out colourful somehow and it looked horrible. Then Levi had a double dare to kiss the foot of the person to his right 50 times and it had been terrible on him because Mammon charged him $5,000 per kiss willing or not.

It had been the Prince's turn and he chose an easy dare which only made him kiss the person on his left on the cheek which had been Squalo. Squalo had been dared by Xanxus to take a double dare and it was a riot when Squalo slapped him hard across the face as the dare stated to slap the person who talks to him first after receiving the card. Pay back is a bitch. As for Mammon, his dare had been easy but painful. He had to give everyone playing the game $50 each.

Finally it reached Fran's dare and he gulped. The look on the Prince's face told him it was not good. He reached out for a dare card only to have Xanxus's gun pointed to his head. Mentally Fran started praying as he took a double dare card.

He gulped when he read the card.

"Ushishi~ what did it say Froggy?" the artificial Prince asked. Fran glared at him a little and read aloud "Kidnap the Vongola Cloud's pet bird."

Xanxus howled in laughter followed by Squalo and the rest of the Varia. "Well what are you waiting for trash? Get moving! I want to see you get bitten to death by him."

The boss really cared for his subordinates.

Left with no choice, Fran sneaked into the Cloud guardian's training area and found the yellow song bird. Using an illusion to lure the song bird to him, he caught it effortlessly. Now back to the Varia.

Xxx Destiny Aitsuji xxX

Bel, Xanxus, Squalo and all the Varia starred speechless at the teal haired boy. "Wow..." was what Bel said before snickering. "You are a dead frog now... a dead frog indeed."

Xanxus smirked, "Hahaha! Trash you really have some guts there."

Squalo yelled "Voii! Are you stupid? You better return it before he comes rampaging here! I'm not going to clean up the mess this time!"

Lussuria cooed over the adorable canary and Fran sighed.

Before anything could happen, a loud crash was heard followed by an angry skylark who brought out his tonfas."Kamikorosu."

Fran felt a shiver up his spine and gulped. He felt a little scared at seeing how pissed the Cloud guardian was.

Instead of being bitten to death, Fran found himself being dragged off and the Varia watched him leave. He briefly stopped at the exit and told them "Since he kidnapped my bird I am going to kidnap this Frog for ransom. If you want him back, tell the monkey king to fight me."

All the Varia just starred as the Cloud guardian disappeared. Only Xanxus laughed. Bel's grin turned into a frown. "Ushishi... the Prince's froggy has been frognapped. The prince wants his froggy back!"

Somewhere from above a certain canary sang "Midori tanabiku..."

Author's Note: Sorry this is very crappy -_- I just tried my hand at humour but I don't think it suits me at all… Thank you for reading though