Pairings: SasuNaru GrimmIchi ZoSan RoyEd YuShu KyoTama.
Sides: IchiNaru SanShu ItaNaru GaaNaru RenIchi AiIchi AceSan RoyHawk KyoKao SuzaLulu and various others my mind feels the need to add at random, I'm up for suggestions!
Plot: An over-excitable blond feels the need to re-live his high school past time, Kyoya often wonders why he has such a big part in this, as he once again gets roped in to a Host Club. But who else manages to get pulled into the whims of one, Tamaki Suoh? Follow the stories.
Warnings: Severe disregard for ALL plots the characters are ripped from. CRACK, seriously, I will throw together whoever I see fit (the list above is a mere guide line). YAOI, mainly, the occasional Het pairing will appear but fear not, it will not last long! BxB, shounen-ai. Crossover-abuse: Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, FMA, Gravitation, OHSHC and any others that I'll add along the way, again up for suggestions!
Note: I realise that this will not be everyone's cup of tea, but I write to amuse myself mainly and this idea did. Fear not, there is an escape – it's called the Back button!
For those who are either a serious Yaoi fanatic, stubborn or a head case (I have no problem with that) Enjoy! If you don't, remember the Back button and I would prefer it if you didn't read to the end out of sheer stubbornness and then have a problem with something and flame. It's not big and it's not clever. I'll stop before I start to sound like an arsehole *too late*. Thanks.
The Show
Prologue – Order of Events
The night was alive with activity and excitement. People were flooding from far and wide to witness this magnificent event that was sure to change a life or may be even a million.
One thing for sure, is that it would definitely change the lives of five individuals forever, for better or for worse, they didn't know. Five nobodies have been brought together to make a difference, if not to their own lives, then certainly the lives of those the have and will meet.
Who are they? Nobodies.
Why did they get brought together? The selfish whims of a very hyper over excitable rich heir who lives to see everyone happy.
Who is this attractive, blond, rich idiot? One, Suoh Tamaki, who founded a rather unorthodox Club in his high school days at Ouran Academy, which involved entertaining very rich young ladies who ad spare time simply because he could.
Many see him as a narcissistic idiot who had far too much time on his hands for his own good.
One of these people was Ohtori Kyoya, the third son in line for inheriting the Ohtori Empire. He is very intelligent with a cold demeanour, and just so happens to be the best friend of said blond idiot.
And when said blond idiot proposed starting up another Host Club, Kyoya didn't hesitate to say yes. The wrath of the 'Puppy Eyes' was something he really didn't need in his life, but more importantly what Tamaki wanted – he got. End of argument.
Kyoya had reached the conclusion one day that he shouldn't really spoil Tamaki this much by giving in all the time, but then again, he also came to the conclusion that he was hopelessly in love and that reason could take a long walk off a short bridge.
If anyone spent even half an hour with them out of the public eye they would see that the seemingly distant Ohtori would drop anything in a second to make sure that his sweetheart was okay. Sappy as that sounds, that's the way it was. Tamaki was his high school sweetheart and he didn't care how that affected his chances at getting Ohtori Corps. It was also besides the point that he had already bought the company and had thrown it straight back into his father's face.
Thus, this magnificent event had come to pass. The Grand Opening of the most exclusive Host Club for the rich and famous of the world to escape to. Tamaki's vision was immense and the list of things he desired went on and on. Eventually he arrived at what he, personally, thought was the most quintessential point of the plan.
'The Hosts, Kyoya can not just be anyone. But as you know, we can't have any people of high status doing it either. This is far different than Ouran Academy, our customers will expect a different standard of entertainment, and I will not be the founder of some common Burlesque House.'
'Ah, I see,' It was usual quite difficult to keep up with Tamaki's tain of thought, but over the years either Tamaki grew up a bit or Kyoya became more adept at predicting his line of thought. 'Services that can not be displayed before the likes of young ladies with high pedigrees.'
'Exactly. I've done research, Kyoya. The Host Club of today are frequented mostly by men at later times, so I propose that we cater to the needs of them first and foremost.'
'You wish to entertain the ladies such as you did in Ouran with small talk and techniques at earlier times. Then entertain the men with displays of fleash and slight eroticism. Am I to presume that the Hosts will be all male?'
'Of course!' Tamaki's tone was brash and shocked. 'I will not have young ladies flaunt pre-marital flesh upon a stage for the world to see.'
'Shall I also presume that you have already picked out your Hosts?' Kyoya was now in serious business mode, getting ready to accompany anything else that Tamaki so wished, though he hoped that it was a host scout mission.
'Yes, there are five men that I must have in my Club.'
'I see. Continue.'
'Well …'
And I'm gonna stop there. It's kind of obvious, but still can't give too much away.
Interested? I'll be back very soon! Please review, I'll understand if it was too weird a story. Suggestions welcome.
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