A/N:To new friends/readers:Hey! I'm Vulcanblood! I HATE twilight, ripe bananas, and melon and I LOVE monster trucks, kiwi, and FANFICTION DAWT AWESOME!
To old friends/readers:YOU READING MY STORRRRRY! Either you're a stalker, or you think I'm a good writer! ^-^b
To Sunshine:Can I borrow your rosin on Tuesday? Mine is MIA
Kay... Now that the greeting is out of the way. *shuffles papers importantly* I'm trying this new style of writing, it's sort of a "third person, limited" style, but it has some first person feel to it. NOW READ PUNY HUMAN CREATURES AHAHHAHAH!
(Zie-chan, that was for you XD)
Claudia Kelley woke up with a yawn. It was a be-yoo-ti-full morning, the birds were singing (damn birds... they wake up too damn early...) and the trees were swaying in the breeze. Ugh. The sun wasn't up yet. She shuffled down stairs in a tee-shirt and pajama bottoms, feeling her way to the coffee pot. Coffee... ahhhh...
RING RING!
Who would call at such an hour. -_-
*pick up phone*
"Hello? This is Kelley residence, Claudia speaking"
"Claudia, why do you do that?"
"Oh hi Iggy! What do you mean?"
"You're the only person living in the-... Oh, never mind. Listen, I have an offer for you."
"Hm? What color of an offer?"
"What? Oh, never mind. Listen, you know how you said you needed a new job?"
"No..."
"Well never mind. Remember when I told you about my old school?
"Oh yeah! Hogwarts, with all that magic and crap?"
"Yes, that one. I got you a job prospect there as the muggle studies teacher!"
"WHAT? Why do they want me?"
"You have experience!"
"But-But... WHY ME? I'm not even a wizard!"
"That's my point! Because you're a muggle!"
"Huh? What do you mea- OHHHHHHH! I get it now!"
"..."
"You still there?"
"Yes. Now I've scheduled an interview with the headmaster for you next week."
"Whahhhhh?"
"Relax! I sent plane tickets in the mail last Thursday, they should be there by now."
"ahhh..."
"You can stay with me until they make final arrangements."
"Meh... Oh crepes and scones and freaking German chocolate! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
"I made a brash decision that is going to benefit us both. Now start packing. ^-^ Goodbye!"
"~Dial tone~"
What the hell had Iggy gotten her into this time?
AN: I love my author's notes! The ones at the bottom are usually ranting, but it's all good! Ahhh... Have I ever mentioned how much I love naproxen sodium? BEST. CHEMICAL. COMBINATION. EVER.
