Chapter 1:

Smurfs on Facebook

" So what you mean to say is that Smurfs can never exist?"

Leonard inquired.

" Yes, no matter how many Raj Koothrapalis in the world insist that they do, and even if they did exist, they would NOT use Facebook, Raj." Sheldon answered, with his "irritated face" on.

" But what about twitter?" Raj asked innocently.

TRANSITION

"Once, I slipped in my tub when I hurt my arm, Sheldon was the only person who could help me, and he had to dress me! And he PEEKED." Penny said.

"Awkward, Amy!" Bernadette said.

"…" Amy silently fumed.

"Why don't we change the subject?" Penny said. "You know, one that doesn't make Amy look like she's a constipated angry bull?"

"Did you hear that Raj is dating this girl named Tina Jefferson?" Amy said a little too quickly, eager to change the subject.

"Tell us more!" chorused the two blondes.

" Well, apparently, she's a FBI AGENT! Can you believe it? And she's whiter than snow on a Maltese dog!" Amy told the other too women.

"I don't think Raj will get away with this." Penny commented.

"Me neither." Bernadette agreed. "His parents didn't like the deaf girl."

" It's amazing how racist Raj's parents can be. They won't let Raj date anyone who isn't Indian."

But just then, the doorbell rang. An unexpected guest had arrived.

"It's open!" Penny said, and the door gave way to a stunning, tall, blonde woman with blood red lipstick.