Link, Mario and Kirby sit at the judges table.
"So-a, who is first?" Mario asked the other judges.
"Um," Link replied, "I'm pretty sure it's... Roy."
"Who?" Kirby said to the Hyrulian warrior.
"He's that japanese kid." Link explained.
"Marth-a?" Mario asked.
"Hah. Martha."
"No, but he's very close," Link said, "Remember. He's not Marth, he's Roy. You get it?"
"Okie dokie."
"Yep."
"Okay, come in Roy!" Link yelled.
Roy came in.
"Hey, guys! Remember me?"
"Yes." Link said. Kirby and Mario said nothing.
"So-a," Mario said awkwardly, "What-a can you do?"
"Well, nothing special except slashing my sword around. Like Marth, and Link!"
"I take offense to that!" Link yelled.
"Alright, not up to a good start... But let me tell you why I should be a playable character!" Roy yelled enthusiastically.
"Okay. Shoot." Kirby said.
There was a brief pause.
"Shit." Roy grunted.
"Couldn't-a we just keep Marth?" Mario asked the other judges.
"Do you mean Martha?" Kirby chuckled.
"C'mon, guys, he's a good character! I mean, who could possibly replace his personality?" Link pleaded.
"Pit." Kirby argued.
"Dammit." Link said sadly.
"I-a vote no on him being playable." Mario said.
"Me to." Kirby agreed.
Link just sighed.
"I know when I'm not wanted!" Roy cried.
There was a small window of silence.
"So do we. And you aren't wanted right now. Get the hell out." Kirby said.
"Fine... Just let me leave..."
"Okie dokie."
Roy slowly shambled out.
"Alright... Alright... I guess I'll go..."
"Dude, you're even getting on my nerves. And I hang out with Navi."
"FINE! I'M LEAVING!" Roy yelled.
Several seconds passed.
"... Please let me stay."
"JUST. SHUT. UP!" Kirby yelled, then inhaled Roy, "OW! Heart burn..." Kirby sighed.
All of the judges then laughed.
"No, but seriously, it burns. Can we get Dr. Mario to audition next?"
