Chapter One

"So what do you think of my green tunic I really give off your vibe huh?" an overly excited Toon Link laughed to an annoyed Link.

"Its fine" Link grunted, thinking of Smash High, and the detention program he had to go to after the school day. It was such a stupid reason in the mind of Link, he couldn't control his raging hormones, getting the trans Dark Pit to get him the girl's bathroom was only natural, and of course when he heard Samus squealing trying to shit those buffalo wings from lunch out he would take a quick peek under the stall. And when Samus ran off to get the principal, Link would of course go to open all the stalls so he could have his last seconds of glory, but he got dentation, not his raging hormones, not Samus for squealing so fucking loud, and definitely not the lunch ladies for making those stupid wings in the first place. In his mind those lunch ladies should get fired. Of course he know what to do to cheer himself up.

"Link are you okay?" Toon Link asked seeing his big brother's nostrils flare and starting to get a nosebleed. Link's mind had now drifted from the rage of his punishment to the vast sea of Zelda's ass. The princess walked in front of the two boys with her equally attractive friends Samus and Sheik. Samus glared from ahead at the blond haired duo, and became even more angered when she saw the sight of Link's nosebleed.

"Brother…" Toon Link whispered scared of the demented smile on Samus' face. She had wrapped her arm around Zelda and kissed her on cheek, Link fell to his knees, his favorite thing in the world, lesbian shipping.

"Damn…you…..whore" Link grunted, as if he was now in an anime and was just hit with a heavy blow. "Two can play at that game…." He then scooped up his little brother and squeezed his cheeks and Samus then fell to her knees.

"So cute…" she whimpered. By then off course[NS1] Zelda and Sheik had caught wind of what was going on, as well as a crowd who circled Link, Samus, and poor Toon Link.

"The pervert back at it again!" A voice yelled in the crowd.

"More like perverts!" another yelled.

Welcome to the grand story of Smash: Teenage Fxxking Love, a rather fucked up fanfiction. I'll try to put up one chapter at least every Friday night/Saturday morning.

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