The Gaming Hour 3: X-3reme Horrors

By: DMEX

I'm not going through the drill, I've said it for about 2 volumes already!

Yami Bakura: Welcome you pathetic mortals to the X-3reme edition of The Gaming Hour!

Camula: 3 times the terror, 3 times the horrific fates and 3 times the deaths. Darling… You remember what tonight is…?

Yami Bakura (quietly): The night I put a wooden stake in your fucking undead heart…!

Yami Bakura (bitterly): Our 8 month anniversary…?

Camula: And if you start the first tale tonight, there's going to more coming your way…!

Yami Bakura: Tonight's tale was picked by me and brought to you by the movie Sucker Punch out now rated PG-13.

Ch. 1

Who's Been Treading in my Graveyard?

There once was a kid who liked the dead. He liked the dead so much that his friends and neighbors nicknamed him Bonz. Bonz was never a "typical friends" you would want. Oh no! With a hideous skull like appearance and his ghoulish spiky hair, he was not the kind of kid you would want to meet in a dark alley!

Quote the raven: "nevermore…"

But on this dark and deadly cold night, Bonz decided to play with his undead brethren. (or so he thought.)

The problem with this nut was he thought he was some mini version of Jack Skellington (which he's not!) and liked to play in the graveyards after dark.

If Bonz was smart, he wouldn't play in Domino Graveyard after dark. Not when PaniK the Eliminator was out and about. If you cross path's take my advice and get the hell out! 'Cause if ya run, your liable to get "extremely hurt."

(man shrieking in the background after deathblow)

I live just outside of Domino Town as the local grave digger. And there are mornings I come in Domino Cemetery and the things I see sometimes are just too bizarre to even explain!

PaniK is no petty criminal, let me tell ya out at home. Recently he was send to the darkest part of the nether world better known as The Shadow Realm. Trust me, it's no hell or heaven. It's sort of like a living purgatory but your still alive.

And PaniK is ruthless to the core! He makes Caligula, Stalin, and Charles Manson look like minor league criminals. He's the baddest of the bad, the hardest of the hardcore and the psychotic of the psychotic! In short, he's a stone cold psychopath!

Bonz shouldda heeded his mother's warning when she said: "Don't cock me an attitude! Stay home and outta trouble young man!" And boy will he pay for it!

And to make matters worse, that trouble making Pharaoh and his otherworldly wife Aileen (personally, I think she's blindly following him) were heading skull boy's direction.

"Good! Looks like I get to scare someone tonight!"

Aileen didn't like graveyards at night and was a little scared.

"Can we please go?" Aileen asked while clutching his arm.

Pharaoh gently held her hand and replied: "You are excused for the moment… Go back to your lamp until I summon you."

Aileen vanished into thin air just as majestically as the night cold breeze. Then Bonz came out and roared furiously at Pharaoh. Pharaoh just took a step and unmasked Bonz.

"Did you think you had me fooled for a moment?" demanded the masked man.

"Why aren't you running? This made adult women cry in terror!" Bonz spat in anger. "You want real terror, try it again! But I recommend you don't try my patience!" threatened Pharaoh.

And just as the masked man came, he disappeared into the night as it started to rain.

"WHO NEARS MY GRAVEYARD!"

Bonz was beyond terrified. This was not something he was used to. Back on Duelist Kingdom when his "mentor" Bandit Keith scared him with skulls in the cave was nothing compared to this deep and demented voice.

"GO BACK OR YOU ARE… DOOMED!"

Just as Bonz fled, our monster friend PaniK came and…

(blood pool trails into the vacant grave)

…well let's just say; Bonz didn't meet a good ending. Oh you though that's the end, there's more my friends…

PaniK pulls out his cell phone and utters the words to whoever he was talking to: "I got one for you…" and hangs up. Just as lighting crashed; PaniK saw our masked friend and he was so terrified he wet himself.

"MASTER!" he wailed suddenly.

"On your knees, PaniK! Pharaoh snarled.

"FORGIVE ME SIRE!" he wailed again in complete terror.

"I help you escape the blackest pit of the Shadow Realm and this is how you repay me! By slaughtering bystanders!" Pharaoh snarled bitterly again.

"PLEASE SPARE ME! IT'S PART OF MY JOB!" PaniK wailed in terror.

"So you're a mercenary?" spat Pharaoh as he pulled out a .9mm pistol out of his Organization XIII cloak pocket. Pharaoh walked over and pistol whipped PaniK and caused the overgrown psycho to cry in pain.

"I knew it would come to this sooner or later," Pharaoh said as he got in perfect position for (I think you know by now what he has in mind…), "And you were another one of my greatest projects."

"ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

"See you in hell, Player Killer!"

(silent gunshot is heard as the scene pans to the full moon raining sky)

(thunder crashes as PaniK is laid out dead in a pool of his own blood with a gunshot to the temple)

"Good riddance, quote the raven: 'nevermore.'"

Pharaoh once again, disappears into the night. And our mystery woman shows up. She got a very disturbing look at the now murdered PaniK and the already dead Bonz. She grew very distraught, she even shed a tear.

WHEN ARE THESE MURDERS GOING TO END! thought the woman. The woman then fled.

The Police showed up at the cemetery the next morning. Even I didn't know what happened that night. I had some reliable friends in the cemetery tell me what they saw.

"A damn shame it be…" said one officer with an Irish accent.

"No kidding…" added another.

"I can understand killing this scumbag PaniK. He most likely killed the kid." another officer chimed in.

"I wonder if it's the same person who gave justice for us when he shot down Chop Man." a fourth officer added.

"Boys, we get ourself a Vigilante. We be finding him or her and give a medal to our Vigilante." the Irish officer.

Boy I tell ya, the cemetery was crawling with Police. It may be a while before our friend the Pharaoh comes back. Have we seen the last of him? Quote the raven: "nevermore…"

Ch. 1 End

To be continued…!