Extraterrestrial
Yeah, a bit silly songfic. E.T. by Katy Perry. Enjoy!
Six years passed since The Doctor lost Rose. Five, according to her borrowed universe.
He finally managed to come through, and, stepping out of the TARDIS, he found himself fascinated with zeppelins. Never been happier to see them.
Tracking Rose wasn't so hard. There, right under his nose, on the wall, was a poster which claimed that the best voice in town was at the SiphBadger Club. He never knew Rose could sing.
So, there he was, at 9 pm, inside the club. He didn't want to muck something up, so he waited the whole day. Oh, and there she was. She was beautiful. But what the hell was she wearing? A huge silver dress and an obvious LSD-supported make up and hairstyle. Well, You can't have it all. Maybe she went a little mad here. Who could blame her?
But, wait, she started to sing.
You're so hypnotising
could u be the devil, could you be an angel
your touch magnetizing
feels like going floating, leave my body glowing
Right..
They say be afraid
you're not like the others, futuristic lovers
different DNA, they dont understand u
Wait, what?
You're from a whole other world
a different dimension
you open my eyes
and im ready to go, lead me into the light
Is she singing about...nah.
Kiss me, k-k-kiss me
infect me with your love, and fill me with your poison
take me, t-t-take me
wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign
its supernatural, extraterrestrial
OK, this is weird. And, she smiled at some obvious connections.
You're so super sonic
wanna feel your powers, stumb me with your lasers
your kiss is cosmic, every move is magic
He doesn't own a laser. That's Master's thing. Sonic, though...
You're from a whole other world
a different dimension
you open my eyes
and im ready to go, lead me into the light
OK, she said that already.
Kiss me, k-k-kiss me
infect me with your love, and fill me with your poison
take me, t-t-take me
wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign
its supernatural, extraterrestrial
Yup, definitely about him. Smug git's grin.
There is this transcendental, on another level
boy, you're my lucky star
i wanna walk on your wave length
and be there when you vibrate
for you i risk it all
Wait, what? Vibrate? He doesn't vibrate.
Kiss me, k-k-kiss me
infect me with your love, and fill me with your poison
take me, t-t-take me
wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign
its supernatural, extraterrestrial
He thinks he gets it.
Extraterrestrial
Extraterrestrial
Right, E.T., but where's the bike?
Boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign
its supernatural, extraterrestrial
Really, does everyone need to know?
He waited until she got off from the stage and went after her. He kept quiet till he got to her dressing room and stood behind her when she was looking in the mirror.
"So, I gather that you want to connect with my length and feel me vibrate? Must disappoint you, though. Even though I am an alien, extraterrestrial, I'm not that alien there. Good ol' equipment in the land down under. But, abduction? What were you thinking?..."
She was really rendered speechless when he appeared, but, while he was babbling, she managed to compose herself and did the only thing she could to shut him up. She snogged him.
Fin
