A/N Yeah... this fic is completely crack. I don't know where the fluffy bunny came from, but it kept attacking me with a flame torch until I agreed to write. Not much of a plot in this one... just YGOA characters tossed unceremoniously into an alternate universe of the fairy tale Rumpelstiltskin. FemKaiba - but it's not what you'd expect. Warning- not to my usual standard of writing. This is just for random fun. Also, I've noticed that it's really annoying when the Author's Note is longer than the chapter. Hmm...
Disclaimer: If I owned Yu-Gi-Oh, I'm pretty sure you would know. I credit the original characters to Kazuki Takahashi and I credit my inspiration to LittleKuriboh's YGOA. It's amazing- I recommend you go and watch it on You-Tube.
The Miller was a proud man. He was the single father of two sons, Marik and Yugi. Yugi would grow to be a good husband and father some day, but Marik was completely useless! All the blond did was sleep, eat and come up with insane ideas.
So, naturally, to avoid embarrassment, he had to brag about something. The Miller decided on a childhood story of Marik's. When the boy was very young, he had attempted to chew on a small brick that had chipped from the dilapidated cottage they had lived in. Well, their current living conditions weren't much better, but at least he had the social connections of his late wife, may her soul rest in peace. So, the Miller bragged and bragged and rose in standings. He never mentioned the part about the brick eating only being an attempt, of course. Satisfied that he was no longer the laughing-stock of the town, he settled in for a drink. He had no idea what the repercussions of his lies would cause.
