It was a normal day. Just normal. Most of the exorcists were back from their missions, and everything was peaceful. Until Kanda walks in.

"Stupid Moyashi" muttered Kanda.

"For the last time, my name is Allen! Why can't you get that Bakanda! It must be all of that hair…" replied Allen.

"What's got your panties in a twist?" asked Lavi, noticing that things where a little bit more tense than usual," I swear that it is like your pms-ing Moyashi."

"I AM DEFINETLY NOT PMS-ING!" Shouted Allen, slamming his fist on the table and standing up.

As all of this was going on, no one noticed the slight blush, or sweat, that was coming from Allen. Taken aback from the violent and unusual reaction from the normally quiet and polite teenager, the dining hall was immediately silent.

"Sit down stupid Moyashi. I want to finish my Soba noodles," ordered Kanda, his face still in his Soba noodles.

Allen, finally noticing the commotion that he had caused, sat down and glared at Kanda.

"What would you know about pms-ing anyways?" asked Allen.

"All I know is that it is where a woman is switched from a sweet being to a ball of fury that no Akuma can match. Trust me. I have had enough encounters with it before." Replied Lavi, in a know it all voice.

"Then why doesn't Lenalee act that way?" asked an innocent Allen.

"There are pills that girls can take to stop them from getting out of hand. Though in Lenalee's case, she just cries a lot," replied Lavi.

"I do not cry a lot," came the angry cry from Lenalee, who was standing right behind them.

"Yes you do. Don't worry though! Allen is a close second to your moodiness!" replied Lavi cheerfully, trying to keep Lenalee from crying, again.

"Am not!" screamed the once peaceful Allen.

"Am too!" laughed Lavi.

"Shut up you Baka Moyashi!" said Kanda quietly, "and stop egging him on Usagi. With his height, he could probably pass for a stupid girl. He doesn't even have a girlfriend! "

"There are plenty of people who think that I am cute, thank you very much," mocked Allen in a sing song voice.

"The only person who adores you is a sadistic little girl who is a Noah and enjoys impaling candles into your flesh. I do not think that counts," teased Lavi.

"Sure it does," said Lenalee, defending Allen's dignity.

Though they can never be together. Thought Lenalee sadly.

"Che," smirked Kanda, "Real men know how to fight with a sword."

"I do have a sword, if you have forgotten," replied Allen boringly.

"You don't even know how to use it the right way. It the front and the back weren't so obvious, I think that you would grab the wrong end," answered Kanda calmly.

"I would not! I am pretty good, if I do say so myself," jested Allen, not wanting his pride to get a bad beating.

"Well, 'yourself' is wrong. There is only one way to prove you wrong once and for all. Meet me in the training room after lunch Baka Moyashi."

"Fine then," yelled Allen, not wanting to refuse and look scared in front of the order, "Meet you there then."

"Good," replied Kanda smoothly, then left the dinning hall.

Lavi, who couldn't hold in his laughter any longer, burst out laughing.

"I can't wait! You are going to get your butt kicked! I'll have to have Jerry make some popcorn…" stated Lavi, who was now a little over enthusiastic about the fight.

"I thought that you were supposed to be on my side!" cried Allen.

"I am, and I will always be supporting you, no matter what, very, very, VERY deep down in my heart," replied that still laughing Lavi, who had now fallen on the floor.

"Lenalee, you're on my side, right?" asked Allen cautiously

"Allen, like Lavi, I am always on your side, but you are going to get your but handed to you on a silver plate. There is no way you are going to win against Kanda," said Lenalee sadly.

"Does no one think that I can win?' Allen said, dramatically falling to his knees.

"I believe in you Allen!" came a yell from across the dining hall.

"Thank you," Allen yelled, "I will win this fight for you, my one and only supporter!"

"Come on Allen, lets go and get you ready to fight with Kanda, you'll need as much help as possible to even think about winning this," piped in Lenalee.

And with that, they left the dining hall. And soon, all of this laughter and fun would be nothing but a memory. A memory that would haunt them till the end of their lives
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There it is! My first ever chapter! This is my first fanfic, so please review! All opinions are welcome, and ideas for this story are very much appreciated!