OK so, this is an idea that I came up with like two days ago. I think it's hilarious. I am also certifiably insane. Let me know what you think
Disclaimer: I own nobody. The plot is mine, and the song isn't. Please don't sue
It was too freaking cold for this. Trenton in the winter time is not exactly a welcoming climate. Trenton in the winter time at night in an empty field in a skimpy dress is my own personal version of torture. However, this had to be done. There was no getting around it. "Ok Steph, you know what you gotta do" I reminded myself. I tilted back my head and sang, "You will be my wings, you will lift me high above, everything we're dreaming of will soon be ours." My head was thrown back and my arms were spread wide. I peeked out of one eye to see if it had worked yet. Damn. Nothing. "Anything that we desire, anything at all, everyday you'll take me higher" ok this was when he was supposed to do his part. I waited for the voice I knew so well.
"Babe"
"Hah, I knew it would work"
"Babe, what would work?"
I sighed, men can be such idiots. "My plan. It worked," I stated simply. Geez, he was messing this whole thing up. After I was done singing he was supposed to show up, kiss me, proclaim his undying love for me and then we were supposed to fall into happily ever after and ride away on a horse, or a black Mercedes, whatever.
"I see. And you needed to stand in the middle of a frozen field at night in a skimpy red dress to complete this plan?" Ranger queried.
Ranger sounded confuzzled. I giggled, was that even a word? How can a confuzzled man fall into happily ever after with me? Oh well, if he wasn't going to go along with part two of my plan, I was going to help him out. I took a step towards him, ok so it was more like I stumbled in his general direction. Ranger raised an eyebrow.
"You know, you are messing with the plan here" I kindly informed him
"It might help if I knew what the plan was"
"But if I explain the plan it would ruin the plan and the plan took me so long to come up with that I can't ruin it now so I can't tell you the plan." Hmmm, that last bit was a little slurred. Why was Ranger spinning? Ranger was not supposed to be doing pirouettes in the snow. That was not part of the plan.
