My friend and I made this up in class. Disclaimer: I don't own Edward Cullen. I wish I did. But I don't. So deal with it.

Christmas List

1. Edward Cullen

2. My two front fangs

3. Mountain Lion

4. Irritated Grizzlies

5. A cottage in the woods

6. A new bed frame

7. Vampire-proof pillows

8. A vampire of my own

Translated

1. A doll with copper hair

2. Plastic fangs

3. Mountain Lion plushie

4. Bag of Gummy Bears

5. A gingerbread house.

6. A bed made out of popsicle sticks

7. A rock pillow

8. A buddy

This can be used as a gift for Christmas (or any other holiday) for any Twilight lover.