My friend and I made this up in class. Disclaimer: I don't own Edward Cullen. I wish I did. But I don't. So deal with it.
Christmas List
1. Edward Cullen
2. My two front fangs
3. Mountain Lion
4. Irritated Grizzlies
5. A cottage in the woods
6. A new bed frame
7. Vampire-proof pillows
8. A vampire of my own
Translated
1. A doll with copper hair
2. Plastic fangs
3. Mountain Lion plushie
4. Bag of Gummy Bears
5. A gingerbread house.
6. A bed made out of popsicle sticks
7. A rock pillow
8. A buddy
This can be used as a gift for Christmas (or any other holiday) for any Twilight lover.
