Okay, well here it is! The first oneshot in what's going to be a huge series... I'm going to attempt to write a short oneshot with every possible pairing within the Organization. And yes, I do plan to try to go in order. I don't know what possessed me to do this, but I was bored, so here you have it. I went to a random word generator, it gave me a word, and I used the first pairing in order. (Oh, and by the way, I'm not pairing people with themselves. Noo thank you.)

And for anyone who follows any of my chapter stories, I'm working on them still. This was just a little break.

Disclaimer: It's not mine. And if I said it was, what would ya do about it? Hunt me down and sue my ass? Try it. I dare you.


| Nuisance

Xemnas sighed, swatting a fly away from his head. Bugs were such a nuisance when he was in the kitchen trying to make a sandwich. Couldn't they just leave him alone for one second?

Bzzz...

Xemnas growled impatiently and swatted again at the pesky fly. He'd have to remember to get some pesticide or some other sort of bug spray as soon as he could. He quickly pulled out the mayonnaise and was squirting a little on his sandwich, when the fly buzzed around his head one more time, then landed lightly on his sandwich, departing again seconds later.

Xemnas sighed and slumped his shoulders. He was very cautious of germs, and flies were the germiest thing ever in his opinion. Shaking his head, he picked up his unfinished sandwich and threw it in the trash, going back to the counter to start over on two fresh slices of bread. Surely, by now the fly had pestered him enough. He could just make his sandwich and eat it in peace and quiet.

Bzzz...

Xemnas' eye twitched, and he snapped his head up with the intent of finding that blasted bug and killing it if it was the last thing he did. However, he didn't get to look long, when he saw a purple-ish haze speed past his head and straight by to the wall beside him.

Shocked, he looked around and saw Xigbar standing nonchalantly in front of him with his sharpshooters at his side, still slightly smoking from their last attack.

"N-number II, what was that for?!" Xemnas shouted incredulously, and Xigbar smirked.

"I was killing your little pest for you. It sure seemed to agitate you, so I figured I'd help you out," Xigbar said, and Xemnas raised an eyebrow and turned to look at where Xigbar has shot. He quickly realized the fly was, indeed, stuck to the wall, fried all the way through, and most importantly, dead.

"You... are a saint, Xigbar," Xemnas said, and Xigbar raised an eyebrow. It was rare that Xemnas would refer to someone with their actual name instead of their number.

"I... Thanks, dude," Xigbar said, grinning. Xemnas nodded once slowly, suddenly his same serious self.

"Yes... Now... As you were," Xemnas said, turning back to his sandwich-making. Xigbar nodded and walked off, but little did Xemnas know that Xigbar would never forget that day when he'd called him by his first name. It would forever hold a special place in his non-existent heart.


And there you have it. One very weird story. Haha. I hope you enjoyed it. Reviews are appreciated, but not honestly expected. I'll try to update this often. It shouldn't be too hard since these are all going to be rather short. Hell, I might even have another one done by the end of the night or soon after. ;)

Anyways, until next time, ciao!