I'm back! I haven't posted or wrote anything for 2 years for this site! Now it's time to show the kiddies how it's done!

Ash, Max, and Brock
Go To
Neverland Ranch


Chapter 1:"Were ya going?" "Were going to the Neverland Ranch!"

"Were we going?" Bock asked, being dragged by on ear by May and the other by Misty.

"Were going to the Neverland Ranch!" Misty said with a smile.

"It's time for you to finally get some help with your many problems!" May added.

"I don't have any problems!?" Bock objected.

"Say's you!, every time a yucky girl walks past you get all Google eyed. Max said.

"I do not! What is completely untrue!" Brock objected again.

"Just yesterday you got all happy to see Hilary Duff! We all saw your pants turn into a tent. Then you pulled her into the closet and we all heard noises!" Ash added

"We were doing voice work to work on her vocal volume."

"Yeah right, we all know that witch can't sing! "I'm just a bird and I'm gonna fly away". May said mocking her. "I wish she was a bird so I can shoot her down with my 3mm revolver.

"I don't see why I have to go to Neverland" Brock said.

"Because it's told that Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch have magical healing powers!" May said. "I heard that he somehow cured boys 7-14 with cancer and other life threatening illnesses. You my friend have horny hoe addiction "

"Wonder can he cure my Aids?" Ash exclaimed. "Because Misty wasn't clean!"

"I was too and still am! You shouldn't have fooled around with Brock all those times!" Misty yelled.

"For the last time I'm not that type of black guy.!" Brock replied.

"Would you all shut up were here!" Max interrupted.

All 5 of the them looked up to see and huge mansion complete with water slides, roller coasters, Marry-go-rounds and ball pits! Surrounded by a black steel gate fence.

"This place looks fun!" Ash exclaimed "can I stay too!"

"Me too I want to go on the roller coaster!" Max added.

"I guess!" May said.

"It would give May and I time to get manicures!" Misty added.

"It's settled then were staying" Ash and Max said.

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