"Hehe..."

A mischievous blonde snickered as he placed the finishing touches to a rather complicated trap, which ended rather simply with a toaster falling upon the unlucky persons head. Climbing down from the ladder, he rubbed his hands together gleefully and stood back to admire his handiwork. His companion, a girl with bright pink hair, slapped her hand to her forehead. What an idiot...

"Naruto, do you have to use a toaster? Tenten is gonna kill you if she finds out you stole hers to get back at Kakashi..."

"I'm only borrowing it for a little while, I'm sure she'd be able to live without toast for a little while, and besides, Kakashi deserves it, believe it! Sakura, do you have the camera set up? I wanna record this for all of Konoha to see! Plus, Tenten will forget about killing me if she is too busy laughing!!! I am a genius!!"

Sakura rolled her eyes as she proceeded to set up the video camera. They both jumped when they heard a yell coming from outside.

"LEE!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY TOASTER!! JUST YOU WAIT 'TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!"

Naruto gave a silent gulp and attempted to dive into the nearest cupboard out of fear that Tenten might somehow manage to track her beloved toaster down, only to find it already occupied.

"Lee? Uuuhhh...What are you doing in the cupboard?"

"Shhhhhhhhhhh!!! She'll find me!!!"

And with that, he reached out and slammed the cupboard door shut. Naruto and Sakura just blinked. Suddenly, footsteps could be heard approaching from within the hallway. Naruto and Sakura got into their positions – Sakura, behind a desk and Naruto......Wait...Where is Naruto? Oh, there he is! Upside down....on the roof..hmmm.....

They waited silently, breaths held, for the unsuspecting Kakashi to come through the door. A hand appeared through the door, pushing it open. The two conniving teens resisted the urge to let out hysterical giggles, Naruto nearly wetting himself. The door opened slightly more, the person seemed to hesitate, the bowling ball attached to the door started slowly rolling, ready to trigger the train of events. Finally, Kakashi stepped through annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd........................it was Sasuke...........Damn......

The bowling ball was slowing rolling towards a bucket, knocking it over and pulling down a straw which released a flow of water into a tube connected to a soft drink bottle, causing a ping pong ball to fly across the room. Sasuke just sat gazing around the room, confused and oblivious to the intricate trap going off around him. Kakashi said they were to wait for him here, and he understood why Kakashi wasn't there, but Naruto and Sakura? Naruto and Sakura meanwhile, held their breaths, waiting....

"ALRIGHT!!! WHERE IS HE??? I SWEAR I HEARD HIS NAME COME FROM HERE SOMEWHERE!!"

Tenten charged through the door, just as a toy soldier pushed set off a string of dominoes which knocked the toaster down, which landed on Sasukes head, knocking him out cold. Naruto fell off the roof with a loud thud, Sakura leaped up, knocking her head on the underside of the desk and with a groan managed to pull herself up. Lee valued his life so remained silent, Tenten just gazed at Sasuke, Sasuke was still just laying there and Ino was eating tea and crumpets with Neji because they have nothing to do with this story what so ever.

"OH MY GOD!!! SOMEONE CALL 911!!!"

Sakura yelled while running around in circles like a chicken with no head, being her useless self...

Naruto, for once being the only one with some sense, ran to the nearest phone.

"Whats the number for 911??"

What I said about Naruto being the only one with sense..yeah....forget it....



Heh...I'm pretty sure it was Caity that came up with the idea for this one, but I, Nae, was the utterly-awesome person who put it together! Dun dun dun dunnnnn!

PS: Man this look a hell of a lot longer on Microsoft Word!