Challenge#: Ranger's Birthday

Author: Redbiker

Title: Celebrations

Spoilers: General Spoilers through all the books.

Standard Disclaimer: Ranger and Stephanie Plum belong to JE and I'm not making any profit out of this.

His fifth birthday he poured fruit punch down the hired clown's huge pants because he wanted to see the punch spilling out of the other end.

His tenth birthday he set the sprinkler system on a dare. Mrs. Peterson's five hundred dollar hairdo was ruined, Nina Waleski's spandex outfit was making squeaky noises and Jamie Hoober was sneezing enormous globs of snot.

On his sixteenth birthday, Lara Sprouse attempted to show him various horizontal positions in the backseat of his car and minutes later he was carted off to the slammer for public indecent exposure.

On his twenty first birthday, his buddies decided to get him drunk to celebrate his legally drinking status. In his alcohol induced state, he tried to impress a couple of chicks in Darts but ended up passing out on the floor with a dart sticking in his butt.

He was in the jungles of Andaman Islands on his twenty sixth birthday where his only form of celebration was the tongue burning spicy delicacy made by the tribals and later the explosives which he had to use to protect said tribals from neighbouring enemies.

His thirtieth birthday was spent watching Stephanie Plum blow up his cars and create havoc on his body with her mere presence.

However, his thirty-third birthday was spent in the Batcave where Stephanie Plum proceeded to show him how to really eat a birthday cake.