Okay, first Naruto fic, peoples! Yeah, I've used him in a crossover with another show, and made a sequel to the crossover, but this is the first time I'm only using Naruto. I've been trying to pick up bits and pieces of Japanese and titles from other fics, but I'm not perfect so don't get angry if I mess it up!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!


The setting sun cast long shadows as Team 7 finished training for the day. Naruto and Sakura plopped down on the grass, exhausted, while Sasuke stood over them.

"Don't try and tell us you're not tired, teme," Naruto stated.

"Yeah, pop a squat," Sakura said, and patted the grass next to her.

"Yeah, sit down right next to me! Or in my lap…whichever you prefer…" Inner Sakura added.

"Hn."

"Why, you…you probably think you're so much better than us, just because we're tired out from training and you're not! For all we know you're just pretending not to be tired!" Naruto accused as he pointed at Sasuke.

"I don't think I'm better than you, dobe," Sasuke shot back. "I know." Naruto growled and leapt at the raven-haired boy but was stopped by a certain sensei grabbing him by the collar of his jacket and yanking him back.

"That's enough squabbling for one day," Kakashi warned, his nose firmly placed in the latest edition of Icha Icha Paradise, which he'd just bought the other day. "I have an important announcement for the three of you." Naruto's ears immediately perked up.

"Are we going on a dangerous mission, sensei? Are we? C'mon, tell us already!"

"I was just about to if you hadn't interrupted," Kakashi said, annoyed.

"Dobe…" Sasuke muttered.

"I heard that!" Naruto shouted and tried to jump at Sasuke a second time, only to be held back by Kakashi.

"As I was saying," he continued in a loud voice, so as to drown out the knuckle-headed ninja he was holding (not an easy task, by the way), "all of last years' Academy graduates are required to attend a class tomorrow."

"Really? What kind of class?" Sakura asked, intrigued.

"It's something that you'll need for the future, how your bodies are going to begin to change and how this will affect you when you're an adult-"

"Ooh! Are we going to learn an awesome new technique that'll help us pass the chuunin exams next time they're held?" Naruto interrupted. Sakura immediately punched him in the head.

"No," Kakashi answered as Naruto rubbed the rather large lump forming on top of his head. "You'll be attending a Sexual Education class." The three of them sweat-dropped.

"Are you serious, sensei?" Sakura asked incredulously.

"Unfortunately, yes," was the reply. "We've all been instructed to tell our squads that the boys are to meet at Hokage Tower and the girls are to meet at the hot springs at twelve-o'clock sharp tomorrow morning. Other than that, the three of you are dismissed." The three genin shrugged and split up to go to their respective houses.