I'm supposed to be working on my other story "Pieces." But my dad started singing and it sort fits in to "Pieces" story plot and it is the first day after Christmas. Before reading this you should know I have somewhat sick sense of humor.

Kairi's Twelve Days after Christmas

The first day after Christmas, damn Sora and I had a fight.

And So I chopped the paopu tree down, and burned it just for spite.

With just a single magic spell, I sent damn Selphie straight to hell.

Damn Sora, Damn Sora, Damn Sora gave to me.

The second day after Christmas, I pulled on the rubber gloves

And gently wrung the neck of Riku the silver dove.

Damn Sora, Damn Sora, Damn Sora gave to me

The third day after Christmas my mother (adoptive anyway) caught the croup.

And so I used Donald Duck to make some duck tale soup.

The four summoning were a big mistake,

For their language was obscene.

The five golden rings were completely fake

And they turned fingers green (you cheap bastard)

The sixth day after Christmas six laying geese wouldn't lay:

I wanted to send the whole darn gaggle to, Hades anyway.

On the seventh day what a mess I found:

All seven of the swimming swans had drowned, (Swans in a tropical ocean seriosly)

Damn Sora, Damn Sora, Damn Sora gave to me.

The eighth day after Christmas, before they could suspect,

I bundled up the . . .

Eight maids a-milking,

Nine pipers piping,

Ten ladies dancing,

'Leven lords a-leaping,

Twelve drummers drumming

(spoken) Well, actually I kept one of the drummers

And sent them back collect.

I wrote my true love, "We are through, love"

And I said in so many words,

"Furthermore your Christmas gifts were for the birds!"

(echo of "four summoning, Donuld Duck , Riku the Silver Dove

And Selphie in a paopu tree."


Ok glad I got that out of my system. please review and if you have time read my story "Pieces."