Author's note- PIXIE STICKSSSSSSSSS! YOU WILL BOW TO THE POWER OF PIXIE STICKS! WEEEEEEEEEE!

Warriors Find Pixie Sticks

Moonpaw- (looks at a bag of Pixie Sticks) What's that?

Snowpaw- (sniffs it and then sneezes) It smells ok…

Moonpaw- (licks it) YUMMY! (licks faster)

Snowpaw- You ok?

Moonpaw- Yeah, sure. Now, help me open the next one!

Snowpaw- Ok… (breaks wrapping on a cherry pixie sticks and then licks it) Yummy…

Moonpaw- GIMME! GIMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!

Snowpaw- (grabs pixie sticks) My… Precious………..

Moonpaw- They're mine! ALL MINE! (attacks Snowpaw)

Snowpaw- (fights for the Pixie Sticks) NEVER! MINE-Y!

Back at camp

Stoneclaw- Snowpaw should be back from hunting by now…

Speckledleaf- Moonpaw should be back with my herbs I told him to steal from WindClan by now…

Stoneclaw- What?

Speckledleaf- Nothing. Just go get them!

Stoneclaw- Lazy aren't we? goes to find them

At the clearing

Snowpaw and Moonpaw are surrounded by colored sugar and Pixie Stick wrappers

Snowpaw and Moonpaw- (groan)

Stoneclaw- WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING! WHERE'S THE PREY!

Snowpaw- Twoleg food… Yummy… (licks lips)

Stoneclaw- YOU ATE TWOLEG SLOP!

Moonpaw- Corraction. (lazily points up paw) Twoleg… Candy… Wee…

Snowpaw- Moonpaw had to much of it. She's drunk on candy.

Stoneclaw- BACK TO CAMP! NOW!

Moonpaw- hangover Okie-dokie… Artier-choky… Wee…

Back at camp

Speckledleaf- Moonpaw! Did you get the herbs I told you to steal from WindClan!

Clan- (stares at Speckedleaf)

Moonpaw- (hangover) Finland!

Speckledleaf- I mean, the herbs I asked you to get?

Moonpaw- (hangover) Lemonslup!

Snowpaw- Sorry, we didn't.

Robinstar- (randomly appears out of nowhere) No prey for you! (disappears)

Snowpaw- Looking sad. Ok…

Stoneclaw- You just said 'Looking sad.'?

Snowpaw- (gasps) I did! NO TYPOS!

Moonpaw- (hangover wearing off an is looking dazed) Wha?

StarClan- Nothing! This was all a dream! MWHAHAHA!

This story has ended by the will of StarClan or Blackheart's to lazy to write more.