Stay Classy School Rumble

The reason behind this fanfic thing probably has to do with the season, seeing as I don't have anything to do. Since I have little to no creativity I think I'm going to continue the manga story line. If I get some positive feedback I might write more. Here goes...

Yakumo had finished reviewing the hastily drawn manuscript and tried to think of how to respond to Harima in a constructive rather than critical way. But before she could think of something to say, the thought of Harima and Eri going to the party together impeded any other thought. How could she win Harima over when he is already engaged to Sawachika? Would it even be right for her to try? Much to her delight, Iori came to cheer her up. Mew Mew.

Yakumo: What do you think I should do Iori?

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Harima and Eri are seated next to each other at a long table and at the head of the table is the important executive that hosted the party.

Executive: Welcome. Welcome. I hope all of you feel comfortable, if there is any sort of special need, get it out of the way before we begin.

Silence...

Okay then lets begin.

Harima had the slightest interest in all of this and still wondered why he allowed himself to be taken hostage by this undeserving bitch. However, other than his disguise against Tenma, his sunglasses served him in many other ways. zzzzzzz

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Hanai was crouched in some bushes outside the Tsukamoto residence. His keen senses, sharpened by his years training in the dojo were unable to pick up the fragrance that he so wished to intercept. He became worried after Yakumo didn't show for another hour. He then scurried ninja-like to the front door and snatched a note explaining the absence, Apparently according to the note, Harima had gone to some party downtown. Hanai then realized that Harima was living with Yakumo and assumed the two had gone to the party together. Hanai leaped onto his bike and began peddling furiously. Harimaaaaa!

Yakumo dropped the bowl of rice she was carrying.

Sarah: Are you feeling alright, Yakumo?

Yakumo: Yeah I just felt... a strong thought.

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Apparently the meeting was over, but Harima was oblivious. Eri was getting a little nervous... it seemed like Harima had been staring at the woman across from her at the table for the entire duration of the meeting.

Executive: So who is this friend you brought with you to the meeting Eri?

Sawachika: Hmph. He is my fiance. I would like to formally announce my engagement to him right here right now. And if you try...

Executive: Ha! This joke, you have got to be kidding me. What is your name son?

Harima at the time was fantasizing and had the bad habit of talking in his sleep... "Ten..Tsukamoto". Eri realizing what Harima was doing gave him a hard kick in the shin. Harima after having come back to his senses let out a manly grunt expressing great pain both physical and mental.

Sawachika looked away and blushed. Hige you are the worst!

Harima: Umm... could I be excused for a moment.

Executive: Sure thing Tsukamoto-san.

Harima closed the door behind him and entered the restroom. Oh man what should I do... On one hand the easy way to get out of this situation would be to just ditch her here... no tempting as it is, that is not who I am now. I need to confront those old bastards like the man that I am.

Harima looked through the window in the door and watched several men adorned with ski masks and firearms shepherd the guests to the back of the room. Harima being the badass that he is, immediately dashed in and started attacking the masked men with seemingly no plan whatsoever. His first kick connected with one of the masked faces and sent the guy in a trajectory of imminent pain towards the wall. Another of the masked men raised his uzi, but was too slow for Harima who quickly took him out in a similar manner with a flying kick. Unfortunately for Harima, one of the masked men was too quick for him and connected a lead pipe with his back. Due to the impact Harima's precious sunglasses flew off his head and onto the floor and as a follow up were smashed between one of the men's shoes and the ground. Two of the men grabbed and restrained him.

Leader of the Masked Men: What a fiesty one! Do you know what happens when you mess with the yakuza bastard?

Harima: Do you know what happens when you mess with me slime?

He tried to shake the men, and was nearly successful, but was denied by the other two men reeling from the kicks. With a combined effort the men turned Harima around so that he was facing their leader. The man stood grinning from cheek to cheek.

Leader: Ho Ho! We have found more here than we expected. The boss has been looking for you. Sasaki and Toudou keep these hostages under control, the rest of us are going to take this heavy bastard to HQ.

The man acting as leader pulled out a cloth moist with either and brought it up to Harima's face rendering him unconscious.

Sawachika: Stop it! He is the first guy that I have ever truly...

Sasaki: Shut up bitch.

Harima's body was carried out the door indifferent to the upset Eri. The hostages after witnessing the brazen attack made by Harima began to worry about their own situations. They were all being held ransom and their release would require a total of 500 million yen. As all hope appeared to be lost, the door to the room came crashing down.

Hanai: YAKUMO!

Toudou: What the fuck?

The two men were easily taken by the expert dojo fighter, and the hostages were relieved for the moment, except for Eri who began to tear up.

Hanai: Do any of you know where Tsukamoto went?

Executive: Kidnapped by the masked men, who apparently are yakuza and taken to their Headquarters.

Hanai: Where is your Headquarters? Answer me scum!

Hanai began to crush Sasaki's face into the floor for an answer and Sasaki in order to end the pain replied. Hanai quickly dashed out the of the room and pursued the men who he thought had kidnapped Yakumo.

Executive: Looks like you have some determined competition Eri. hehe

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