Kakashis Mask

"Hey Kakashi-sensei!! Why do you wear a mask?"

"....Just because Naruto..."

"That's not a real answer!"

"Yes it is Naruto! Now go away..."

"No! Why do you wear a mask?"

Kakashi gave a frustrated sigh, it was time to expose his evil and traumatizing past. He pulled out a random black board and a pointer stick thingo.

"Well it all started when I was just a wee lad.."

Flashback

Mini-Kakashi was just innocently walking home after school when he was ambushed by a gang of bullies...no wait...make that a gang of...aliens!! The aliens beamed him up into their space ship and performed experiments on him.

Mini-kakashi decided that he had had enough and escaped using the aliens own escape pod. He flew back to Earth, was proclaimed a inter-galactic hero and was a given a medal, which was later named after him of course.

He then finished school with awesomely high marks, got a PHD and then became a sensei. Shortly after becoming a sensei he got stuck with the three emotional retards of the year. One was colour-blind and stupid, one was silent and arrogant and the other was crazy and obsessive compulsive.

End of flashback

"And our favorite hero overcame all of these obstacles and lived happily ever after!" Kakashi finished, putting away his black board and and pointer stick thingo.

"Oh ok..." Naruto said, nodding his head slowly.

Kakashi seeing his opportunity to escape, took it and walked away whistling with his hands in his pockets.

"WAIT KAKASHI-SENSEI!! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!" Naruto screamed as he took of after his sensei.

That did it, Kakashi dropped the cool approach and bolted for his life.