Link and the Rescuing of the seven sages

Author's note: Hi. This is Dru, the narrator. This is after Majora's Mask, so don't be surprised that young link has masks and the hero's bow and stuff.

Chapter 1: Link's Annoyance and Ganondorf's Return

Link: Tatl.

Tatl: yes?

Link: …………………..

Tatl: What?

Link: SAVING TERMINA WAS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tatl: That's the ten-billionth time you've said that Link. You don't have to say that again.

Link: Well I want to.

Tatl: (annoyed) How about you shut up.

Link: What? I could Goron pound you.

Tatl: (surprised) You would never do that!!!

Link: Watch me. Or I could Blow you up with a powder keg.

Tatl: (speechless) But you wouldn't do that to me.

Link: Oh yes I would. (puts on goron mask and takes out a powder keg)

Tatl: (extremely scared by now) Please don't do this. Please.

Link: I can and I will.

Tatl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(flies away)

Link: ( takes off goron mask and puts away powder keg) Heh heh heh. That was fun.

(yelling) You can come back Tatl.

Dru: you may think that Link should feel very sorry for this, but Tatl has been very mean to Link in Majora's Mask so Link has gotten his revenge. :D

Tatl: WHY DID YOU DO THAT????????!!!!!!!!!!!

Link; Cause I wanted to get revenge because of how horrible you were to me and because I felt like it.

Tatl: I'm gonna tell the skull kid, and then you'll be sorry.

Link: I got rid of him with the oath to order, remember?

Tatl: (to herself) Darn it. I forgot. (to Link) CURSE YOU!! HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG AND GOT RID OF HIM!!!!

Link: Whatever.

Tatl: DON'T YOU 'WHATEVER' ME!

Link: Whatever

Tatl: (getting very angry by now) I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY WHATEVER!

Link: Whatever.

Tatl: (in a very bad rage now) DO NOT SAY WHATEVER AND JUST SHUT UP!!!!

Link: Whatever.

Tatl (in the mood to kill Link) AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! DO NOT SAY WHATEVER AGAIN!!! I HAVE A KNIFE!! Oh wait, I don't have a knife.

 Link: Whatever

Tatl: (in the mood to kill Link and then feed him to a billion wolfoses) I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS IF YOU DON'T STOP SAYING WHATEVER.

Link: Whatever.

Tatl: (screams)

Link: Whatever.

Tatl: (faints from all the screaming and yelling) Mommy.

Link: whatever

Tatl: (unconscious, sleeptalking , and telling the truth) I kissed saria's fairy

(starts telling other dark secrets)

Link: (takes a bucket and starts hurling in it)( saying in between each hurl) eeeewwww!!!

Tatl: (hours later she wakes up) Why are you barfing?

Link: (as thin as a wire now) YOU KISSED SARIA'S FAIRY?!?!?!?!?

Tatl: (surprised) How do you know I did that?! (slaps hand over her mouth)

Link: You told your darkest secrets.

Tatl: (getting angry) I WHAT????!!!!!

Link: You told your darkest secrets. The first one is…………..

WE INTERRUPT THIS FANFICTION FOR AN UNIMPORTANT NEWSFLASH.

FAR WAY IN TERMINA AT IKANA CASTLE, REDEADS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WHOLE CASTLE BECAUSE NOTHING IS IN IT AND THEN STARTED DANCING AND SCREAMING SO LOUD THAT EVERYONE IN IKANA CAN HEAR THEM. THAT IS ALL. GOOD-BYE.

Link: And that was the last secret you told.

Tatl: (speechless and in shock) Please don't tell anyone these things. I'll give you 500 rupees if you don't tell anyone. (takes out 500 rupees)

Link: (very happy by the deal) I'm broke. It's a deal.

Tatl: (happy) Thank you. (hands over rupees)

Link: No, thank you.

Tatl: I'll start screaming at you for saying whatever again.

Link: whatever

Tatl: (scared) GANONDORF IS BEHIND YOU!!!

Link: whatever. Wait. GANONDORF!!!??? That's nothing to whatever about!!!

???: That's right. I'm nothing to 'whatever' about.

Link: (turns around) AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! GANONDORF!!!!! (very quietly) He's gay.

Tatl: Of course it's Ganondorf, you nimrod.

Link: (to Ganondorf) You're gay and you have mental problems.

Ganondorf: (angry) WHAT?!?!?!

Link: You heard me. You're gay and have mental problems.

Tatl: (to Link) Don't say that to him.

Link: (to Tatl) What? He is.

Tatl: I don't care.

Link: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Ganondorf: That's what you get for calling me gay.

Link: Whatever.

Ganondorf: huh?

Link: Whatever.

Ganondorf: (confused) Why are you saying whatever?

Link: Cause I fell like it. Now that I see it, you're ugly Mr. Gay.

Ganondorf: (angry and speechless) WWWWWHHHHHAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tatl: (flies to a bar to get soda for Ganondorf to calm him down)

Link: I said, you are……OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Ganondorf: (extremely angry) That's what you get for calling me ugly and 'Mr. Gay'…..OH! SODA!! I LOVE SODA!!!!!!!(starts drinking the soda Tatl got.)

Tatl: That should calm Mr. Gay down.

Ganondorf: (one quarter of the soda is gone) Don't call me that!

Link: Whatever. Hey. He's calming down.

Tatl: Soda calms anyone down.

Link: Wow. I never knew that. I should keep soda with me all the time.

Ganondorf: (already done) Yummy. Now I won't tell you that I took the seven sages. (slaps his hand over his mouth)

Dru: I'm sorry to say but this is the end of chapter 1. Ganondorf is back, the sages are missing……What else could happen? I shall stop writing now.