AN: Before any HP fans get their knickers in a twist, these are all little blurbs linking to other roles the actors in HP have played. This is completely comedy and should be taken as such, even though flames are still reviews and they will probably make me chuckle as much as typing these out

So from my warped mind to yours the DA as you didn't think to use the acronym for xD


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It was a rather quiet night, the hippogryphs where settled into the paddocks for the night. Nothing out of place except for the pale figure moving a crossed the grounds. A curious spectacle as it was none other then young Harry Potter running full tilt towards the paddock with nothing on, but his glasses.

Not long after reaching the paddock Harry emerged atop one of the hippogryphs still completely starkers. Apparently it seems the amount of cloths or lack there of matters little to the creatures. Though they where a touch confused about him talking about how Equus would not bother them like it had to Nugget. They should also be glad that Cho didn't join Harry for this evening's little jaunt…

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Lucius had just sat himself down into the plush green chair of his study; it had been a while since he could settle himself down for simplistic moment of peace and quiet. Not a sound could be heard within the manor, and he had nothing that he needed to be concerned about with his master. Just pure and simple piece and quiet, he settled back with a satisfied smile on his lips.

A gentle yet defined tick was heard in the din, it caused a nervous twitch of the elder Malfoy's lips. It continued again, tick…tock…tick…tock, every second the ticking grew louder causing Lucius' eyes to open wider in full panic. He rose from his chair frantically looking for the source. When his eyes came upon the offending clock that dared to intrude on his peace, is quiet…reminding him….of that bloody crock.

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Voldermort had finally learned of the prophecy he so desperately had been looking for during Harry's fifth year. It was either him or the boy, his red eyes flashing as he began to plan unknowingly muttering his thoughts allowed.

"Yes Master there can be only one." Agreed Lucius as he stood to the side catching his master's attention. Voldermort turned arching his brow as an allowance for Malfoy to continue.

"Might I suggest this as your weapon?" He continued, pulling forth a rather impressive and expensive looking rapier. Voldermort chuckled, it came out as a hissing sound.

"Yes, decapitating the boy would prove most amusing."

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AN: For those that found this entertaining, yes I have other spoofs, Just not fully fleshed out yet