So, this is based solely on the fact that Jeremy Renner used to be make up artist. I just couldn't get this idea out of my head. It's short, but I hope you guys like it. I wanna thank LiveInLoveAndLaughter for looking over this for me. If you're a fan of Once Upon A Time, I seriously recommend taking a look at her stuff.


"Hold still."

"You're poking me in the eye!"

Clint Barton leaned back a little from Natasha, liquid eyeliner pen in hand. "I'm not poking you in the eye, and even if I was, it's because you won't sit still. And if you continue to not sit still, I will call Cap in here, and have him hold your head still while I work," he threatened. Natasha glared at him, before settling back in her chair.

"At least your not as pushy as the SHIELD undercover makeup artists," she grumbled. "Remind me again where you learned how to do this?"

Clint smiled, as if thinking of a fond memory. "Circus. Some of the female performers had trouble doing it themselves, so they taught me." He put down the black eyeliner and picked up an eyeshadow color palette and a couple brushes, placing one behind his ear for later.

Natasha snorted. "You look ridiculous," she mocked him.

"Watch it, or I'll make you look like a clown. Or I'll send you to the U.C. makeup artists," he said as he brushed some black eyeshadow across her lids.

Natasha snorted, but listened to him (for once), and kept her mouth shut. Temporarily, at least. "So do you do Laura's makeup, too?" She asked as he switched the brush in his hand for the brush behind his ear.

"Sometimes," he said. "She only asks me to do it for special occasions." He paused and smiled softly, remembering something. "Lila's the one who asks for me to do her makeup. Always wants to be look good for her tea parties." His expression changed for a moment, almost becoming sad. "I hope she always asks me to do it for her," he said wistfully.

Deciding to risk her friends wrath for her actions, Natasha gently place a hand on Clint's shoulder. "I'm sure that she'll be asking you to do it for her even on her wedding day," she told him sincerely.

Barton smiled gratefully at his partner, before quickly schooling his features into a serious face. "I thought I told you not to move," he said playfully. "Now hold still, I'm almost finished."