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Elizabeth Swann- Blackiwi, Norrington/ Bea- B-emo-B, Will Turner- a muggle named Caity. Actions are in italics.
Elizabeth Swann: okay where were we...
Norrington: um.
Elizabeth Swann: Yes this is where my heart truly lies Norrie.
Norrington: So this is where your heart truly lies, then?
BAHAHAHAH
Elizabeth Swann: Yup
Norrington: bad timing...
CUT
Restart, Norry's line
Elizabeth Swann: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
okay andddddddddd.
Norrington: So this is where your heart truly lies, then?
Elizabeth Swann: ACTION
Yes
Norrington: thud DAMMIT
Elizabeth Swann: It is Norrie
Norrington: Oops..
DONT YOU DARE PUT THAT IN THE BLOOPERS.
dammit - TAKE 3
and ACTION
So this is where your heart truly lies, then?
Elizabeth Swann: For the third time-Yes
Norrington: For the third time (in my head) DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU
CHANTS DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU
crestfallen look
Elizabeth Swann: gasp
Norrington: but - but I asked first!!!
I ASKED FIRST, WILLY BOY!!
Elizabeth Swann: I don't love you like I love Will!
Will Turner: Sorry - I'm objectively really good-looking, so no wonder she picked me!
Norrington: But I love her - I'll let her be.
Elizabeth Swann: You're more like a...brother
Awww
Okay!
Norrington: takes off hat in regards
walks away And Gillette, don't talk to me.
Elizabeth Swann: Bye James. I gotta go kiss Will now.
Norrington: walks out of camera
yeah, yeah...
plods off
Elizabeth Swann: stares into Will's eyes
Will Turner: Sorry, Norrie - no hard feelings.
Elizabeth Swann: He's already gone
Will Turner: Wanna kiss now, Elizabeth?
Elizabeth Swann: Okay!
kiss
Will Turner: kisses back
Elizabeth Swann: stops
...GO AWAY DADDY!
Gov. Swann leaves
Will Turner: This is a bit awkward with your dad, Liz...
Norrington: watches sullenly
Will Turner: Thank you LORD!
Elizabeth Swann: He's gone now
kisses again
Norrington: watches on sadly
Will Turner: goes again
Elizabeth Swann: stops
Do you mind Norrie?
Norrington: turns back on couple and walks off, his vision blurring
Will Turner: pulls back
Elizabeth Swann: Thank you
Norrington: blurring with TEARS, man!
Will Turner: I feel kind of bad...
Elizabeth Swann: sigh
Will Turner: You know I love you, man!
Sorry.
Norrington: turns around HAVE COMPASSION FOR THE DYING IN HEART!!
Elizabeth Swann: WHAT?!
I'M SORRY JAMES!
Norrington: plods off
Elizabeth Swann: If that helps
Now everyone's gone!
Will Turner: I felt the same way before, so don't you pull that victim card, Norrie!
Norrington: No - no, it doesn't. runs back and jumps off parapet
hits rocks in water
Elizabeth Swann: NORRIEE!
CALL THE POLICE!
Norrington: is dead
Will Turner: It's okay - he'll come back.
I promise.
Elizabeth Swann: Are you sure?
Will Turner: Do I ever break promises?
No, I don't.
Elizabeth Swann: smiles
Will Turner: He just needs to chillax for a bit.
Elizabeth Swann: He needs to take chill pill
Norrington: I REPEAT: is dead
Elizabeth Swann: I guess he can't though
Oh I get it
Kiss of life
Will Turner: YES HE CAN. Trust me.
Stop farting around, Norrie!
Elizabeth Swann: He's doing this so I'll kiss him
Norrington: Did someone say kiss of life?
is dead
Elizabeth Swann: No way Norrie
Will Turner: That won't wake him up, Liz...
Elizabeth Swann: It did last time...
Will Turner: It WON'T this time; he's playing you.
DON'T trust him.
Elizabeth Swann: But what if he's reeeally dying
Will Turner: He's not.
Elizabeth Swann: I gotta help him Will
Will Turner: Come on, Norrie!
Elizabeth Swann: It's the right thing to do
Will Turner: Fine...
Go.
Elizabeth Swann: But I love you Will
Will Turner: Mhmm.
Elizabeth Swann: Always remember
Will Turner: Sure.
Elizabeth Swann: It's just one kiss
Will Turner: Do you know what ONE KISS can lead to?
Bad things, dear.
Norrington: Or good things, from my point of view
is dead
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, but I love YOU Will
Will Turner: Shut up.
Mhmm.
Elizabeth Swann: I would not do that to you
Will Turner: Save him if you must.
Elizabeth Swann: I better get this over with
Will Turner: Yep.
Elizabeth Swann: takes deep breath
Norrington: TOO late... I've lost breath
is dead, once and for all
Elizabeth Swann: YIPPIE!
Norrington: unwakeable
Elizabeth Swann: Now I can kiss Will instead :D
Norrington: To haunt William Turner and any of his loved ones forever
Elizabeth Swann: gulp
Will Turner: STHU Norrie. That's mean.
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, but Norrie, you see. HE LOVES ME
Will Turner: That I do.
Elizabeth Swann: You want to haunt me?
I think not
Norrington: I very much do.
Will Turner: Yes, he does.
He's childish like that.
Elizabeth Swann: Nothing I can do now
Will Turner: Grow up, Norrie.
Norrington is now Ghost of Norry
Ghost of Norry: Make me - owooo
Elizabeth Swann: Oooo scary!
Ghost of Norry: I will haunt you both - owooo
Will Turner: I'd punch you, but apparently I can't... Hmm.
Ghost of Norry: I will look at you both through windows - owooo
Will Turner: Perv!
That's wrong on so many levels.
Come on, man.
Elizabeth Swann: Mhmmm
Ghost of Norry: Shut up - owooo
Elizabeth Swann: Lets ignore him shall we?
Will Turner: YOU shut up.
Ghost of Norry: I will be the death of you both
Will Turner: Righttt.
Elizabeth Swann: Ignore him Will
Just ignore him
kisses Will
Will Turner: I can't - he's right THERE.
Elizabeth Swann: So what?
Will Turner: kisses back
Ghost of Norry: You little - ! - owoo
Will Turner: Who - me or Liz?
Elizabeth Swann: Both of us?
Ghost of Norry: Will!
Elizabeth Swann: gasp
DOBBYS SOCK NORRIE! DOBBYS SOCK
Ghost of Norry: Will has a little beepGratedCENSORon - owoo
Will Turner: Ohhh - I'm shaking now, Norrie.
:P
Elizabeth Swann: laughs
Ghost of Norry: floats back down to rocks, where Norry's body lays dead
Will Turner: Coming back to life, are you now?
Ghost of Norry: magic's body with Wingardium Leviosar
Will Turner: Thought so!
Ghost of Norry: apparates body to Bea's Bedroom
Ghost of Norry is now Bea
Bea: OMG!!
YESSSSS!!
MINE!
Bea is now Ghost of Norry
Elizabeth Swann: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ghost of Norry: floats up to parapet where were we, - owooo
Are you OK Elizabeth? - owooo
Will Turner: Don't talk to her.
Ghost of Norry: You are laughing very hard - owoo
Will Turner: She doesn't like you.
Ghost of Norry: I've known her longer, Will. - owoo
Will Turner: She's MINE - NOT yours!
Elizabeth Swann: So what?
Will Turner: So!
Elizabeth Swann: I've loved Will longer
:P
Ghost of Norry: Oh shut up. - owooo
I've made you laugh a lot more times than he has - owoo
Will Turner: You're like 671747473783 years older than her.
Elizabeth Swann: Haha
Will Turner: GROSS, man!
Elizabeth Swann: Thats a lot
Ghost of Norry: I am not!
Will Turner: Fine - you're only 5246153615. Happy?
Ghost of Norry: In real life, William - or should I say Orlando - I am only FOUR YEARS OLDER THAN YOU
Will Turner: Keyword: OLDER.
Ha.
Elizabeth Swann: Haha
Ghost of Norry: And Elizabeth - or should I say, Keira - is 12 years younger than me; eight years younger than you.
Elizabeth Swann: YOUNGER
Ghost of Norry: BANG - owoo
Will Turner: She's closer to my age, so ha!
Elizabeth Swann: hugs Will
Ghost of Norry: Yes but closer still, to RUPERT'S! - owoooo
Will Turner: hugs back
SO!
Don't bring him into this!
Ghost of Norry: I will!!!!
Elizabeth Swann: I LOVE WILL AND THATS FINAL
Will Turner: NO!!!
Ghost of Norry: RUPERT! RUPERT! RUPERT! RUPERT!
RUPERT!
Elizabeth Swann: Oh yeah Norrie?
Wellllllllllll
kisses Will
Will Turner: SHUT UP! shoves Norrie; kind of
kisses back
No Rupert.
No.
Ghost of Norry: You cannot shove me for I am...
Elizabeth Swann: No Rupert
Ghost of Norry: un-shove-able!!
RUPERT!RUPERT!RUPERT!
Elizabeth Swann: shoves to ground
Ghost of Norry: RUPERT! RUPERT! RUPERT! RUPERT! RUPERT! RUPERT! RUPERT! RUPERT! RUPERT!
Will Turner: That's why I said KIND OF. God, Norrie, you're such a moron!
Elizabeth Swann: YOU LIAR
Ghost of Norry: You can't shove me, I am UNSHOVEABLE
RUPERT!
RUPERT!
RUPERT!
RUPERT!
Elizabeth Swann: kisses Will
Will Turner: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
kisses back
Ghost of Norry: RUPERT!
RUPERT!
RUPERT!
Elizabeth Swann: hugs Will
Will Turner: She likes to kiss me today, doesn't she?
And hug me.
Ha.
Ghost of Norry: WE INTERRUPT THIS PASSIONATE KISS TO BRING YOU THIS UPDATE:
RUPERT!
Will Turner: SHUT UP!
Ghost of Norry: RUPERT!
Will Turner: Stupid.
Ghost of Norry: RUPERT!
Will Turner: Meanie face.
Elizabeth Swann: YOU NEVER SAID YOU WERE UNSLAPABLE!
slaps Norrie
Ghost of Norry: INVINCIBLE!
Will Turner: He's transparent, dear.
Elizabeth Swann: Too late
Ghost of Norry: MISSED!!
INVINCIBLE!
Will Turner: Unfortunately.
Elizabeth Swann: Dran!
Will Turner: -beep-
Ghost of Norry: MR. COLLINS! MR. DARCY! RUPERT!
MR. COLLINS! MR. DARCY! RUPERT!
MR. COLLINS! MR. DARCY! RUPERT!
MR. COLLINS! MR. DARCY! RUPERT!
Will Turner: DANIEL!
Ghost of Norry: TOM HOLLANDER! MR. COLLINS! MR. DARCY! RUPERT!
Elizabeth Swann: kisses Will
Ghost of Norry: MR. COLLINS! MR. DARCY! RUPERT!
Will Turner: Thought I'd throw him in.
Ghost of Norry: RUPERT!
Daniel?
Will Turner: Pick someone new for God's sake!
Yes - Daneil.
Ghost of Norry: AHHAAHHA nobody has yet mention MICHELLE GOMEZ!
Will Turner: Daniel.
Ghost of Norry: Nobody's said...
Jude Law! Gwyneth Paltrow! Michelle Gomez!
SO I AM UNDEFEATED!!
Will Turner: Jude Law is hot!
In a totally non-gay way.
Ghost of Norry is now Bea
Bea: I wish I was Michelle
Will Turner: Yeah.
Bea: she gets to be married to Jack Davenport - it coulda been me, but NOOOOOO
Noooo
It had to be MICHELLE.
Will Turner: Sorry, hun.
:D
Bea: Or was it Maria?
Elizabeth Swann: At least you have Norries body
Bea: I forget - M.Gomez.
Bea is now Ghost of norry
Ghost of norry is now Ghost of Norry
Elizabeth Swann: Norrie!
Ghost of Norry: LOL, Tayer, isn't it like 2 am now?
Will Turner: It's Michelle.
Elizabeth Swann: Yeah
Ghost of Norry: Yeah, Michelle, thought sp.
Elizabeth Swann: For Caity it is too.
Will Turner: It almost is.
Ghost of Norry: So
Wow.
Will Turner: Yep.
Elizabeth Swann: Hey Norrie!
SotB
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ghost of Norry: thud
Elizabeth Swann: Take THAT.
Works every time.
Will Turner: That's what you do with me! Ha.
Ghost of Norry: I meant - transparent thud
Will Turner: Nice save.
Elizabeth Swann: rolls eyes
Ghost of Norry: is unconscious
Elizabeth Swann: I love you Will :)
Will Turner: SN: Michelle is his wife; Maria is his mom.
Ghost of Norry: SN: Thought so :)
Will Turner: I love you, too:)
Ghost of Norry: SN: His dad is Nigel
Will Turner: SN: yep! lol
Elizabeth Swann: Norrie? Are you alive...or...whatever
concious
Ghost of Norry: NO.
is unconscious
Elizabeth Swann: SN: SPELLING PROBLEMS!!!
Will Turner: He can't make up his mind.
Spell stuff right, dranit!
Elizabeth Swann: sighs
Ghost of Norry: Sooo...
I give up being a ghost! I want my body back...
Elizabeth Swann: Sorry Norrie. I dunno how to bring back dead people
Ghost of Norry: apparates body back
Ghost of Norry is now Bea
Bea: NOOOOOO!
Will Turner: That always works.
Bea: WHERE DID IT GO!!
NO
Will Turner: Bye-bye, dear.
Bea is now Ghost of norry
Ghost of norry: It's mine again!
big whirly magic thing
Ghost of norry is now Norrington
Norrington: I'm alive...
Wow.
Elizabeth Swann: I love you Will!
Will Turner: See, Liz - I TOLD YOU that he'd come back.
Elizabeth Swann: kisses
Will Turner: I'm never wrong.
Norrington: SONOFA- WHY DID I HAVE TO PROVE HIM RIGHT...
walks away sullenly
Will Turner: HEHEHE.
Norrington: AAAAND CUT!!
