Kai
1. Say that if Tyson cut his hair, they'd look awfully alike.
2. Leave a message on his answering machine pretending to be Tala, swearing his undying love for him.
3. Stick him in a bedroom with Hilary for an hour. Any longer than that would be just cruel.
4. Say he's looking a little plump lately.
5. Tell him you needed a tooth pick, so you borrowed Dranzer.
6. When he's in a bad mood (which is pretty much all the time), repeatedly say his name until you get an answer. When he does answer, say 'Hi'. Then I'd advise you to run away.
7. Try to dig up Voltaire's phone number, and say you wanted to borrow some plans for world domination.
8. Just don't listen to him. Listen to Tyson. When he asks why, say 'because he's cooler'.
9. Say Tyson damn-well deserves to be the world champion!
10. Be really nice. Hey, everyone gets suspicious of over-the-top kindness.
11. Lock him up with Ray and Mariah. Results may vary.
12. Play No Secrets' 'That's What Girls Do' very loud in the house.
13. Buy him an Ipod. Steal it. Put Hilary Duff on it to the point of overkill.
14. Pluck a hair out of his head and yell 'DNA!'.
15. Hand out Kai's address and home phone number to his fans. Say Kai reconsidered his option to date him/her.
16. Have an all-girls slumber party, and kick the other boys out of the house. Force Kai to come. Once he makes an appearance, proceed to make him play Spin The Bottle and Truth Or Dare.
17. Walk around the house in your underwear. Obviously in front of Kai. When he notices you, yell 'DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT YOU PERVERT!'
18. Draw sketches. Nude sketches of him and other boys to be exact.
19. Paint Dranzer black. Especially the image of the phoenix on the front. When Kai flips, tell him you did nothing. 'Uh oh, Voltaire must be back!'
20. Act like Tyson. Nothing more needs to be said.
