How the Gang Caught Voldemort
A/N: YES! I finally got around to typing this up! It's been in my notebook forever! Please read and review! No flames though, I hate them (hee hee). Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own nothing!!!!!! HP belongs to JK, Arthur belongs to whoever, and 'Don't forget to step and breathe' belongs to the Wild Thornberrys.
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One day as Harry, Ron and Hermione were sitting in potions with Professor Black (Snape had been fired) a voice came over the loudspeaker.
"Would Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Minerva and Sirius please report to my office after classes. Don't forget to step and breathe on the way!"
After Potions the whole lot of them went to Dumbledore's office. There he addressed them.
"Alright you lot, and I've chosen y'all to come with me to fight him. 'K?
"Sure!" said the group.
Later that day, dressed in Muggle clothes, they mounted their tricycles and rode off to 777 Slytherin Street. On top of a hill was a crooked, spooky looking building.
"I hope he's not as evil anymore." said a shaking Draco.
"Yeah," said Sirius, "Right."
They made their way up a dirt path that was overgrown with thorn bushes. After what seemed like hours they reached the rotting porch.
"Gee, how welcoming." muttered Harry as he opened the door with a squeak.
They looked into the cobwebby foyer.
Ginny made a frightened squeak. Ron comforted her, "It's all right Ginny, it's 7 against 1 remember?" This seemed to work.
"Look!" said Hermione, a door was open at the end of a corridor.
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"What do we do, what do we do, what do we do?!?!?" said Professor Flitwick as he paced back and forth, "It's total chaos!"
"I can do the cha-cha." said Binns.
"That'll help, Binns, that'll really help." said Professor Vector, "Any ideas Snape?"
"Why ask me," said Snape, "I'm just the lowly janitor."
Snape was in a bad mood because he had gotten fired from his old job and hired as janitor because Filch had retired.
"I have it!" said Binns, "We can tell the students there's a Basilisk loose!"
"Yeah, sure, whatever," said Flitwick as he hurried off to make the announcement.
"I hope Dumbledore gets back soon." said Sinistra.
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The group cautiously made their way forward down the hall. Harry looked in and sighed with relief, "It's only a stairwell, it probably goes to the basement."
