me: this, my lovely readers, is ta satify my shiyori need.

Hiyori: whydya gotta go 'n make me a total sap?

me: cuz' i thought it'd be cute, and it was.

Hiyori: blushing

me: is that sun burn or a blush i see?

Hiyori: sh-shuddap and do the disclaimer already!

me: actually, dats your job. :3

Hiyori: ugh, whatever, dbzlover doesn't own anything, cuz if she did, then I wouldn't embarrased ta hang out with her in public

me: ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh Shiiiiiinnnnnnjiiiiiiiiiiii Hiyori promised ta go out wit you taday!

Hiyori: damn you dbzlover!


"Oi, Baldy, wanna play a game I saw on TV?" Hiyori Sarugaki asked who could arguably be called her best friend, Shinji Hirako, in a fairly sweet tone, which he jumped at due to the fact that she was almost never nice to him.

Huh, why's the monkey being so nice ta me. It almost scares me. Oh well, I know I'm gonna regret it but might as well check it out. "Fine," he said dramatically sighing, "whaddaya want me ta do?"

Her face lit up with an evil smile. "K', take an orange, stand about ten feet away, and turn around." she instructed, which he did wearily. She then followed her own instructions and grinned a huge smile. He, he, he, this is gonna be perfect, and with any luck, I'll be the one to bandage his cute bruised head up. Grrrrr, damnit. Why do I have ta feel this way 'bout 'im? Grrr, oh well, now for step two.

"Boomba!" Hiyori shouted, as she threw the orange at his head with as much force as possible, surely leaving bruise. Gotcha! She thought with a smug smirk.

"Ouch, damnit Hiyori! What the hell!" Shinji yelled loudly, already planning a perfect revenge.

"Ugh, if yer gonna be that much of a girl about it then here," she told him gesturing toward the couch," I'll bandage yer head up ya woman."

"Fine," Shinji said as Hiyori slightly sqealed inside.

He sat down on the couch and she followed, bringing out a small first aid kit. She then softly bandaged Shinji's head up, taking the time to "accidentally" run her hands through his silky, blonde, hair. When she was done bandaging his abused head, he did the one thing she would never expect.

He twisted around, and he kissed her, full out on the lips.

"Boomba." Shinji told her sweetly with a small grin, as she did something he probably woudn't expect.

She grinned as well, and then fainted backwards with a goofy smile on her face, one of her more secret, favorite dreams being fulfiled.