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Ohayo gozaimasu, minna-san! Arigatou gozaimasu for checking out my little Jaken-bashing ditty! First of all, if you like Jaken (which I see no reason why you should), then turn back now before it's too late. HURRY! Also, please don't flame unless you can give me at least ONE GOOD REASON why you didn't like the song. Comprendé? Bueno! =33 Now let's get on with Bashing Jaken in a Musical Way!!

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When someone is blue you make them bluer.

Your speaking parts are only filler.

You know you're not helping any part of the plot.

Why doesn't Sesshy-sama just

Skin you alive and make a vest?

It would be easier for us all that way.

Why does Naraku

Waste his time

With Inuyasha-sama

When he could sell you for a dime?

That'd be a sweet way to make some cash, y'know?

Maybe if this song

Would get enough reviews

We could send them to the writers

And they could kill off you.

Oh yeah!

'Cause we hate you,

Jaken.

Oh-oh.

Yeah we hate you.

Don't wanna be around a midget with bulgy eyes.

You look like a Halloween disguise.

Oh Jaken,

WE HATE YOU!

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Mwahahahaha!! If only you could hear how the melody goes. . . =3 Now, don't go leavin' here without droppin' off a review! I wanna know how I did and if you have any characters you would like me to "bash in a musical way" or just plain write a song about, then say so and I'll see what I can do! Ta-ta!

AND REMEMBER: All flames will be used to torture Jaken further! Pwahhhhh! XD