Chapter 0 - (DARK CLOUD) Toan vs the Killer Snake!

Replayed Dark Cloud at a friend's house recently. It's a nice lil' game, bit like a cross between Legend of Zelda and Build-a-City, and I had fun. The part where I duelled the Killer Snake was fun, so I decided to write about it, in my own special lewdncrude fashion!

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Waltzing into the ninth level of the Wise Owl Forest, Toan found himself standing in a large clearing. The trees were huge and encompassing the rim of the area, their massive leafy branches cutting off the sunlight above, leaving the area shrouded in a uneasy shade. Apparently, this was where the most dreadful monster of the forest lurked, and it had fallen to him, as it always did, to save the day.

He waltzed to the center of the clearing and found himself attacked by two stupid werewolves, whom he promptly shanked with his trusty sword. The beasts went down easily, and he took a moment to raid their corpses for any cool shit, which proved to be a Turquoise. How nice. Still, he doubted those two mutts had been the dread monster; werewolves made a poor choice to be called a Killer Snake. Rolling his eyes, he glanced around the clearing to see if anything else was around, and found his curiosity aroused upon noticing a huge rocky cave at the edge of the clearing, nestled between two huge trees.

Well, if there was any place for a Killer Snake to lurk, that would probably be it.

Venturing forward, he stopped before the entrance, idly noting that it was as dark as shit inside; no way he could go in there and find the thing. He could send Xiao in there, with her funky cat eyes, but knowing her she'd probably get her tiny ass eaten. He needed to draw the snake out then. Good thing he had that flute! Pulling it out, he blew into it, producing a weird flimsy tune that sounded like shit to him but might prove appealing to the serpent. Whatever; readying his trusty sword, he waited to see what would happen.

Something huge and bright suddenly lunged out of the cave, a dreadful hiss splitting the air, and he barely managed to roll to the side and dodge it. Okay then, Killer Snakes do like shitty tunes spouted by shitty flutes, good to know.

The creature's lower half was serpent, certainly, a white-and-blue armored tail with a gray underside that coiled and twisted wildly. The upper half was marginally different, however; for starters, it was humanoid, with a human-like head, arms and overall torso structure. Still blue-and-white, with the sharp scales on the back, alongside spikes on the shoulders, but very human-like. The creature's face was also human, and quite feminine, lovely and heart-like, with gleaming yellow eyes, soft blue lips from which sharp fangs and a forked tongue protruded and terse bluish-white hair. The long fronds extending from the side of the head completed the image of a quite appealing upper half indeed. For a Killer Snake, she looked quite pretty.

And also, the Killer Snake had some big-ass titties. Like seriously, those jugs were probably big enough to crush his head between them and have room to spare. Bright blue and clearly soft compared to the scaled back and tail, they jiggled merrily as she twisted on her massive tail to face him, peaked by grayish nipples and delightfully appealing to the eye. The Killer Snake's sharp eyes, with slit-like pupils and the left one slightly marred by a faint scar, narrowed in challenge to the intruder, and she gave another hiss that rattled the air, shook his spine and made her huge boobs jiggle a bit. She seemed itching for a fight, and now he had to fucking take her on.

The weird-ass fairy tree had recommended a Serpent Sword to slay this monster, given her scales were apparently impenetrable to all other weapons. Toan vaguely recollected him referencing this to an actual sword that he'd fucking sneezed out, but Toan wouldn't touch no sword that got sneezed out of a freaky tree monster. Well, whatever. He'd just have to improvise.

The Killer Snake reared up on her lower tail half, bearing her arms tipped with sharps claws wide. Toan stared her down without a care; he'd won against Dran, he could win against this thing. All he needed was a Serpent Sword, and as it turned out, he had just the thing. With a slight smirk, he promptly pulled his pants down, put his hands on his hips and jutted them forward, showing the Killer Snake exactly what kind of a Serpent Sword he had in his pocket.

The reptilian babe paused with eyes blinking in surprise on seeing that the human had presented her with his fully erect and impressively sized penis; the thing had to be like ten inches long (not that a snake would have any concept of inches). Now this was weird; anytime one of the weird two-legged mammals came to fight her, they always brought weapons of wood, stone, metal, all of which shattered against her impenetrable armor. Never had they ever dropped down their weird outer skins and showed her their phalluses. How interesting.

Her eyes flickered to the intruder's face; he had a calm expression, vaguely smug in how his lips curved a bit, eyes observing her with a curious but confident gleam. Was he not here to fight her, then? Just to present his cock to her? Just to... oh. Oh now this made for an intriguing change of pace. Did he intend to spar her in the ways of lust instead of violence? Well, if that's how he wanted to play. Slinking down slightly, she idly snaked her claws around her breasts, observing the way he stared at the action with shameless approval. If he liked that, she'd show him just what the most feared monster in the forest could do. Grinning, she leaned down a bit and slowly moved towards him, claws digging into the ground to pull her forwards whilst her tail wiggled teasingly.

To his credit, he remained steadfast and confident in the face of a serpentine female armed with claws and venomous fangs. He just watched her with reassured anticipation, grinning at her encouragingly. She gave her own little smile, before moving forward a bit more to better see his cock. It looked alright, thick and long, rather pale and tipped with a dark pink head. Granted, she'd never seen a mammal penis before, but from what she could tell it looked appropriate. Had a nice scent to it, warm and faintly... salty? Well then, let's explore further.

Curiously, she stuck out her long forked tongue and flicked it at the tip of his penis. It sent a nice little flicker through him, just as she in turn gave a soft hiss at the nice taste. She glances up at him, likes the pleased expression he's got on, and licks at it again. Yes, this looks to be just as fun as the occasional fight-to-the-death she had now and then with Hunters and other monsters. She licks his cock quite eagerly, curling the long damp tongue around it and snaking it along the length of it, loving the strong taste of it and liking the sounds she was provoking from the mammal even more.

Ooh, her tongue game is strong! Toan's legs are quivering each time she curls that long strong damp thing around his eager cock, teasing it across the tip and shaft, stroking along it and lapping at it cheekily. Whenever his dick produced a bit of pre-cum, she was quick to lick it up, eyes glazing in satisfaction to the lovely salty taste. For a giant monster renowned for being, well, a Killer Snake, she was very good at licking dick.

He put her hands on her head, feeling the strong and turgid hair through his fingers; was her hair scaled too? Regardless, she hisses approvingly of his hands rubbing her head as she continues to lick and lap at his cock, shifting forwards a bit to tease her tongue around his scrotum, the lad gasping a little when it wrapped around his sack playfully. She resumes licking his shaft, and soon enough decides to see what else she can do.

He gives a slight squeak when her tail pushes her forward and she in turn pushes him onto his rear. She gives him a smirk, before her claws grasp her tits and heft them up, jiggling the massive jugs before his awestruck eyes. Ooh, so she wants to play that game, eh? Well, he has no objection, no objection what-so-fucking-ever. Leaning back, he watches with glee as the snake shifts forward and brings her rack to his cock.

Her huge tits wrapped around his member, encasing it in a glorious shell of smooth warm flesh and despite its length he couldn't even see the tip of it over her massive jugs. The snake gave him a predatory smirk, tongue flicking over lips and those sharp fangs, before slowly starting to rub her rack over his cock. Up and down, up and down, she bounced her jugs on his hips, keeping his dick firmly locked between them. Holy shit, they were even better than her tongue, so warm and malleable and just so innately satisfying to have on his cock.

She jiggled his shaft between her tits as she shoved them together, sending pleasurable thrills throughout the mammal. She liked how it felt too, this hard cock grinding against her rack, sliding through them, and she liked how the boy's face maintained a very pleasured expression indeed. Looks like their Duel seemed to be going in her favor, with how easily he was swept into her tits. Grinning, she maintained her hefty pace of rubbing her rack around his penis, delighting in how fun it was.

He was groaning pleasurably as the Killer Snake rubbed her sweet tits over his dick; dribbles of pre-cum had been leaking from his ever-more-excited shaft, lubing her rack up a bit and making further grinding smoother and more satisfying. Ooh, she was so good at this! If only all monsters could be just as hot and horny as her! Man, the way she was going, she was going to get a lot of cum out of him, and he'd be more than happy to blow his load all over those sweet tits.

Toan gave a contented sigh when she tit-fucked him to climax; his cock unleashed hot jizz with all the zeal of an exploding bomb. Hot white goop bubbled up violently between the serpent's rack, and she gave a coo of appreciation as the warm spunk sputtered and dribbled across her rack, caking her sensitive skin in white. So this was what it was to make a mammal orgasm? Intriguing.

Satisfied, she rears up, releasing the groaning lad's dick from her boobacious grasp and idly assesses her cum-covered rack. The spunk was warm and viscous on her sensitive rack, and when she rubbed her breasts together, it made funny gooey little noises. Grinning, she stuck her tongue out and ran it through the white fluids, adoring how it tasted as she lapped it back into her mouth and contentedly swallowed it.

As the Killer Snake busied herself putting that long tongue to good use, cheerfully licking up the spunk off of her tits as she hefted them up into range, Toan considered what to do next. He'd gotten a sweet tit-fuck from the monster, but he doubted it would be enough to defeat her; she still had a sort of hungry gleam in her eyes as she licked up his cum, which meant she'd soon be coming for more. Alas, her awesome rack had totally drained his cock; already his contented buddy was starting to droop, and he doubted he could defeat the serpent flaccid.

Good thing he always came prepared then. Toan pulled out a vial of magic fairy forest water, whatever the fuck it was, and chugged it down. Its rejuvenating effects made themselves known immediately, when his softening cock twinkled with glimmers of magic and promptly straightened out again. Fantastic; just the pick-me-up he needed to overcome the dreaded beast in this Duel.

The Killer Snake seemed impressed, eyes widening in delight on seeing her new toy promptly perk back up. Finishing up on cleaning her breasts of his jizz and exchanging a satisfied smirk with the lad, she slithered around to aim her torso away from him and then rolled onto her back, propping her torso up with her arms as she bore her underbelly to him. Amidst the armored scales of her sort of hip-like region, some of them seemed to have pulled back, exposing none other than the Killer Snake's pussy to them. Bright pink flesh contrasted the grayish underbelly, and it glistened in what little light made it through the trees. Even from a few meters, he could pick up the sweet scent of her juices; utterly invigorating and utterly inviting.

Her tongue flickered over her lips and she beckoned him with a claw. If she wanted it in her sensuous serpentine snatch now, he'd gladly give it to her.

He clambered over to her tail and clambered onto it, careful not to scratch himself against the scales running down the sides of it, and i. Glancing up at her face, he noted the expectant smirk on her pretty face and the challenging gleam in her sharp eyes. Did she think he didn't have it in her to please her? Well then, let's show the Killer Snake how a real snake goes for the kill. Gripping his dick, he aimed it down a bit, on par with the outer rim of the scales, and eased it down into her hot inner muscle. His tip pressed into firm muscle and both gave a low groan in anticipation with the little shock of pleasure sliding through them. Determined for more, he mustered all his strength and pushed himself into the serpent's snatch.

Ooh, oh fuck, she felt so good! He gasped in delight as the hot wetness engulfed his eager cock, even more intensely delightful than her rack! Her cunt was as invigorating to penetrate as its smell had indicated, and now he wanted nothing more than to just fuck it as hard as he could!

Grabbing her huge tits for the sake of grabbing huge tits, Toan managed to get his feet planted on the ground despite the size of her tail and rise himself up a bit, drawing his dick nearly out of the snake's hot cunt, before shoving himself back in. She threw her head back and gave a hiss of pleasure as he penetrated deeply into her; she hadn't felt such pleasure like this in her whole life! Ooh, the mammal was truly an impressive specimen, how his thick girth split her innards and drew out such wonderful pleasure inside her. This was so much better than just plain old fighting!

Again and again, Toan gleefully thrust in and out of Killer Snake's vagina, pounding the moaning serpent with all of his strength, all whilst fondling her massive jugs. Looked like he was winning the Duel at this point; the way she was gasping, hissing, moaning, the way her tail kept waggling, she was totally adoring their sex. Managing to grin through the effort of boning her, he kept up his strong pace, thrusting himself straight to the hilt inside of her hot cunt, his hips slapping against her scales each time.

Oh damn, he was gonna cum again, and judging by the way her tail was wiggling and the hisses she gave out, the serpent was close to release herself. Their eyes met, and she gave a needy sort of growl. Toan didn't speak snake, but he knew in his heart that she wanted to cum inside her. Which was convenient, 'cause he wanted to cum inside her, he wanted nothing more than to pump her gorgeous cunt full of his jizz. Isn't it nice when things work out? So he kept at it, kept pounding her, until they reached their end together.

The Killer Snake gave a kind of freaky shriek as she hit her orgasm, going cross-eyed in her ecstasy with tongue flailing over her lips, her massive tail coiling and whipping around in her climax. In response, clinging to her tits for dear life atop her wriggling tail, Toan unloaded his spunk for the second time, gritting his teeth as he shot his hot load straight into the reptilian babe's cunt. His cum splattered inside inner muscle, pooling down into her womb with impressive heat. His hot load felt so good inside her, and the Killer Snake gave another shriek of ecstasy as she reveled in being filled.

And just like that, the Duel was over.

He gave a sigh of satisfaction, feeling his hot goop bubbling inside of the snake, and withdrew his softening cock from the contented serpent. Looks like he'd just won the Duel. And maybe possibly impregnated a large reptilian monster. Either way. He clambered off of her thick tail and adjusted his hat a bit, grinning smugly at the quite delighted Killer Snake. She returned the gesture, giving adoring little hisses as she gathers herself and wriggling onto her front, coiling around to face the worthy mammal who'd proven himself a competent partner.

Affectionately, she kissed him on the cheek, the boy shaking a bit at smooth fangs pressing against his skin, and offered him something clutched in her claws; it looked like a pendant, shaped to look like a skull. Interesting. He accepted it, and with the gift given, the Killer Snake turned from Toan and slithered back towards her cave, just the faintest trail of white glimmering in the dirt behind her tail. As she reached the mouth of her cave, she turned to face him and blew him a kiss, coyly tapping her breasts with a claw and flicking the tip of her tail as she grinned at him. It was a clear message; come back anytime, stud.

Oh, he would. He still had the flute, and he would have no objections to fucking the reptilian babe again in the future. With a grin, he waved cheerily back to her, and watched as she turned and slithered away into the depths of her cave. Well that had been fun. Granted, he hadn't killed the serpent, but maybe a good fuck might dissuade further violence from her. And he'd gotten a cool pendant out of it, so that was nice. Satisfied, he pulled his pants back up and pocketed the pendant, content to just laze around for a bit until he needed to proceed.

Alas, his peace was ruined by a familiar face.

"What the actual fuck, Toan?!" The Fairy King hollered, appearing beside the contented lad as he was prone to do and bearing a look of incredulous disbelief on his face. "That's not what the Treant meant when he said you needed the Serpent Sword! He fucking gave the damn thing to you, why didn't you take it?"

Toan had never been much for speaking, but he made his point quite clear with a raised arm, a clenched fist and a single middle finger rising up to aim its length towards the irritated Fairy King. Who needed a snot-covered piece of shit when he could take down the Killer Snake with just his dick?

"You fucking stupid-hat-wearing shit." The Fairy King groaned, slapping a palm to his face. "Why did you have to be my only fucking option to save this shitty world? You're fucking moronic."

Toan just grinned. His snake-pussy-juice covered cock might disagree with that.