Congratulations on purchasing your very own IVAN unit! Please read this instruction manual very carefully to fully understand your IVANunit.

Standard Info about IVAN:

Name: Ivan Braginski
Manufactured in Russia
Weight: ????
Height: 182 cm (5'10 or 6'0 ft est)
Age: ???

Each IVAN unit comes with:

1 scarf
1 light brown military coat
5 sunflowers
1 pipe
30 bottles of vodka

When opening your IVAN unit, you must be very gentle and friendly. IVAN units are very judgmental, and will not be kind if you do not show that you are trustworthy.

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Modes:

Cheerful-mode: This mode is default. It is often activated my vodka and sunflowers.

Sadistc/Angry-mode: When in this mode, your IVAN unit will hurt and/or kill anything it sees. Avoid your IVAN unit when it is in this mode. This mode is activated when your IVAN unit is offended or in a bad mood.

Scared-mode: This mode is only activated by NATALIA units, and often results in your IVAN unit hiding behind a fortress created by household items.

Crazy-mode: This is a level up of mode. If your IVAN unit is in this mode, run for your life.

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Relationships with other HETALIA units:

NATALIA: IVAN and NATALIA are siblings and they get along rather well; however, NATALIA units often try to rape and/or force IVAN units into marriage. It is best to keep these two apart.

KATYUSHA: IVAN units get along very well with KATYUSHA units; however, IVAN units often cause KATYUSHA units to run off crying.

TORIS: IVAN units seem to have a small crush on TORIS units. Sometimes TORIS can cause IVAN to enter Sadistic/Angry or Crazy mode, so do not push them together.

RAIVIS: RAIVIS units push IVAN units into Sadistic/Angry modes often. Keep these two apart.

EDUARD: See RAIVIS.

ALFRED: IVAN units do not get along with ALFRED units. When these two are together, they will fight.

YAO: IVAN units seem to have a small crush on YAO units. IVAN units will often stalk YAO units in disguises, and sometimes comfort YAO.

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FAQ:

Q: My IVAN unit keeps saying "Kolkolkolkol". Is this a problem?

A: Your IVAN unit is in Sadistic/Angry mode or Crazy mode. Run and hide.

Q: Why do IVAN units come with so much vodka?

A: IVAN units cannot live without vodka. Lack of vodka will result in the death of your IVAN unit.

Q: My IVAN unit keep following me with a dark aura surrounding him. He's carrying his pipe and smiling, and I think I can smell gasoline around my house. Should I be concerned?

A: Get out of your house now. Find a nearby FELIKS unit to protect you; otherwise, you will die.

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Note: HETALIA INC. is not responsible for any deaths, injuries, or mental trauma.

Thank you for purchasing your IVAN unit! If you survive the first two days, then you and your IVAN unit will be very happy together.